Phil Perry Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 A recent survey carried out at a well known university in NSW produced the most alarming assertion that TWENTY FIVE PERCENT of Australian women were either taking,. . .or had been prescribed, medicine for some sort of mental disorder. Now,. . . . .this in itself is more than quite alarming, but when you consider that, a reasonable extrapolation from this survey dictates that SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT of Australian women are running around with NO BLOODY MEDICATION AT ALL ! ! ! ! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 You're game... Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 A recent survey carried out at a well known university in NSW produced the most alarming assertion that TWENTY FIVE PERCENT of Australian women were either taking,. . .or had been prescribed, medicine for some sort of mental disorder. Now,. . . . .this in itself is more than quite alarming, but when you consider that, a reasonable extrapolation from this survey dictates that SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT of Australian women are running around with NO BLOODY MEDICATION AT ALL ! ! ! ! Just because 25% have been prescribed with medication, doesn't mean they are taking it, so that 75% is probably much higher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted February 28, 2014 Author Share Posted February 28, 2014 Just because 25% have been prescribed with medication, doesn't mean they are taking it, so that 75% is probably much higher. Hey Matty,. . . it was YOUR bloody university who came up with this nonsense . . .not mine . . .hahahahahahahah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted February 28, 2014 Author Share Posted February 28, 2014 Hey Matty,. . . it was YOUR bloody university who came up with this nonsense . . .not mine . . .hahahahahahahah OOps,. . .sorry M6. . . . wrong name.. . . . .note to self "Must pay attention" Phil 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted February 28, 2014 Author Share Posted February 28, 2014 You're game... Nev Nev,. . . . That reminds me of when my Dad used to be a "White Hunter" in the jungles of Afrika,. . . . . one day he came upon a naked female warrior and asked her". . . ."Excuse me. . .are you Game . . .? " . . . when she said,. . .YES,. . . . ." He shot her. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 28, 2014 Share Posted February 28, 2014 Seems a bit of a waste.. I've no doubt missed out many times with my response to " Do you have the time? ". By the way did your Dad get many whites? Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted March 1, 2014 Author Share Posted March 1, 2014 Seems a bit of a waste.. I've no doubt missed out many times with my response to " Do you have the time? ". By the way did your Dad get many whites? Nev No Nev,. . .regrettably he didn't apparently,. . . .he usded to find new and exciting fruits, like the first time he aver saw a melon,. . .he called it a "Yellow", and then found a Yam, and called it a "Puce". . . .this is why he didn't get many whites,. . .I reckon the poor guy was infact FRUITBLIND. . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted March 1, 2014 Share Posted March 1, 2014 I came in the front door the other night drunk as a skunk and the missus led me to the sofa, started rubbing my shoulders and asked sweetly if I would like to go to bed and make love. I instinctively said, "No, it's getting late, I better get home to the wife" - how was I supposed to know she was going to relationship classes? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 OOps,. . .sorry M6. . . . wrong name.. . . . .note to self "Must pay attention"Phil You're forgiven Phil, just try and stay on your memeory pills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russ Posted March 2, 2014 Share Posted March 2, 2014 Blonde rings fire station screaming her house is burning down, finally fireman manages to get heard, madam.......exactly how do we find your house....blonde....duh, in your great big red truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 I go over to Jack's every Thursday to have a little card game with a little stake on the side, my missus, who's a light sleeper, complains when I get home in the wee hours that I wake her up getting ready for bed. Last Thursday I felt considerate towards her needs, took all my clothes off in the lounge room first, snuck into the bedroom ready to slip under the sheets .... well she awakens, flicks the light on, takes one look at me naked and screams; "I hope you didn't lose the bloody house as well!!" 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalman Posted March 3, 2014 Share Posted March 3, 2014 Hey Matty,. . . it was YOUR bloody university who came up with this nonsense . . .not mine . . .hahahahahahahah Did I miss something:insane: Matty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted March 3, 2014 Author Share Posted March 3, 2014 Did I miss something:insane:Matty No Matty. . . .just some dopey pom getting a name wrong. . . . Phil 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted March 11, 2014 Share Posted March 11, 2014 The Fridge I got home and found the Missus had left a post-it note on the fridge saying, "It's no good, it's not working, I'm staying at Mum’s for a while" I opened it, the light came on and the beer was well chilled. What the hell was she on about? 1 1 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted March 22, 2014 Share Posted March 22, 2014 Two elderly ladies were talking. “At our age, I don’t know what would be worse; Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?" one said. Her wise friend answered, “Oh I’d rather have Parkinson’s, definitely Parkinson’s. Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle." 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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