Phil Perry Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 A couple from a circus go to an adoption agency, but social workers are doubtful about their accommodation. So they produce photos of their 15 metre long caravan, the back half of which is a beautifully equipped nursery. The social workers then are doubtful about the education that would be provided. "We've employed an Oxford don who'll teach the child all the subjects along with Mandarin and IT skills". There are then doubts expressed about the child's healthy upbringing. "Our full time nanny is an expert in paediatric welfare and diet", they reply. So the social workers are finally satisfied, and ask what age of child they were looking for. > > > > > > > > > > "It doesn't really matter", they say,. . . . . . . . . > "as long as he fits in the cannon". > > 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 BOOM BOOM, oops that's the twins spacesailor 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted March 15, 2014 Share Posted March 15, 2014 The last kid wasn't the right caliber for the job. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted March 21, 2014 Author Share Posted March 21, 2014 The last kid wasn't the right caliber for the job. Funny you should mention that PA,. . . . . . . Once, I applied for a job as a human cannonball,.. . . . . But they told me it wasn't the sort of job for a man of my calibre. . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Let's hope there is an opening for an odd ball, somewhere, then.. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDQDI Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 You would think any kid would jump at that chance it would be a real blast:no way: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted March 21, 2014 Share Posted March 21, 2014 Apparently an Aboriginal kid got the gig, they took one look at him and realised he must have had years of experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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