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A bloke walks into a brothel and says, “I’m a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?”

 

The madam replies, “$300 for the lot".

 

He says, “Wow, what do I get for that?”

 

She says, “A baggy green cap and a Wallabies T-shirt".

 

 

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A bloke walks into a brothel and says, “I’m a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?”

 

The madam replies, “$300 for the lot".

 

He says, “Wow, what do I get for that?”

 

She says, “A baggy green cap and a Wallabies T-shirt".

 

 

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Couple of Irish lads open a soup kitchen. Unfortunately it's not a success.

 

Paddy thinks deeply about this and one day says "Mick! I've got it! We should open a brothel!!"

 

Mick sighs and shakes his head.

 

"Paddy old lad... if they won't buy our soup, why the hell would they buy our broth???"

 

 

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Couple of Irish lads open a soup kitchen. Unfortunately it's not a success.

 

Paddy thinks deeply about this and one day says "Mick! I've got it! We should open a brothel!!"

 

Mick sighs and shakes his head.

 

"Paddy old lad... if they won't buy our soup, why the hell would they buy our broth???"

 

 

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I saw 3 guys of different Nationalities at a brothel once, one was leaving, obviously him a Finnish, one was arriving, obviously him a Russian and one guy inside, obviously Himalayan.

 

 

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I saw 3 guys of different Nationalities at a brothel once, one was leaving, obviously him a Finnish, one was arriving, obviously him a Russian and one guy inside, obviously Himalayan.

Was this brothel in Malaysia or South America? Because there's a difference - either Himalayan a malaysian, or Himalayan a mayan.

 

 

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