turboplanner Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 ....and he cries a lot. There was some excitement when Tomo said he'd do the dump and burn, but the Mayor of the Whitsundays soon cleaned that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 ....and he cries a lot. There was some excitement when Tomo said he'd do the dump and burn, but the Mayor of the Whitsundays soon cleaned that up. "We are the gateway to the Whitsundays" stated the Mayor of Bone with conviction "So we don't want the Cecil Plains Homo(sapian) having a dump up here in F'n Q ..... and what's more, me and bull will soon take Bone to the ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 "We are the gateway to the Whitsundays" stated the Mayor of Bone with conviction "So we don't want the Cecil Plains Homo(sapian) having a dump up here in F'n Q ..... and what's more, me and bull will soon take Bone to the ..... ....International Court in The Hague for cruelty to Cabooltureans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 ....International Court in The Hague for cruelty to Cabooltureans. .... where The Hague has agreed to give us priority over Radco Mladic and the other presidential bloke with the fancy hair, so that the hearing about Bone's cruelty will be above (aviation term) the Bosnian Genocide but below the .......... My Aunt said "Guess who got post #6000?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 .... where The Hague has agreed to give us priority over Radco Mladic and the other presidential bloke with the fancy hair, so that the hearing about Bone's cruelty will be above (aviation term) the Bosnian Genocide but below the .......... My Aunt said "Guess who got post #6000?" .....forced inbreeding programmes in NSW. Smartarse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 .....forced inbreeding programmes in NSW. Smartarse "Are you casting aspertions at my brother" asked GoldyLox's sister (this porridge is too hot, and this bed's too hard for us both etc) "As he is a good bloke ......... and I should know." "I'm not saying too much" responded the Bangehome banger "Is we in Mextoria, just outside Melbournistan, are sandwiched between Taswegia and God's Country, which in turn is just south of F'n Q, plus we are just east of South Australia (the bermuda sock and Safari Suit capital of the world .... after Bone), and when you are involved in a manage-au-cinq with neighbours like that, poor old Mextoria is bound to be given a reaming where .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 "Are you casting aspertions at my brother" asked GoldyLox's sister (this porridge is too hot, and this bed's too hard for us both etc) "As he is a good bloke ......... and I should know." "I'm not saying too much" responded the Bangehome banger "Is we in Mextoria, just outside Melbournistan, are sandwiched between Taswegia and God's Country, which in turn is just south of F'n Q, plus we are just east of South Australia (the bermuda sock and Safari Suit capital of the world .... after Bone), and when you are involved in a manage-au-cinq with neighbours like that, poor old Mextoria is bound to be given a reaming where .... .......the sun dont shine "Would rat be lising sun?" asked Nobu "No you plurry iriot" snapped Nobu's missus Miko "You be rising if I give you leaming" she snarled as she....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 to the holiwood picture industry . With one major movie [remember australiaaaaaaaaaaa , OH yelled Nick........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 to the holiwood picture industry . With one major movie [remember australiaaaaaaaaaaa , OH yelled Nick........ ".........I've forgotten which of the 6,000 posts I'm in, what my lines are, what I had for breakfast and who I'm supposed to be, but I'll be happy to represent you, I'm from Queensland" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 ".........I've forgotten which of the 6,000 posts I'm in, what my lines are, what I had for breakfast and who I'm supposed to be, but I'll be happy to represent you, I'm from Queensland" .... my name is Anna, I specialise in ringing the best political results out of flood disaster management, we've just won the Commonwealth Games for the Gold Coast and we don't have a clew what to do now, so I'm off to Bone for some R&R in the Gateway to the Whitsundays (why would you waste time going to Whitehaven Beach when you can drink a flagon in the park in beautiful downtown Bone), where it is Cyclonic one day, 100% humidity another day, and ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 and bloody perfect for the other 363days of the year not like those southeners with four seasons every day eh.. Nobu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 and bloody perfect for the other 363days of the year not like those southeners with four seasons every day eh.. Nobu "I aglee with you burr" leplied Nobu "I would much lather rive in Bone, as I hate sreeping without being in a rather of sweat, covered in mozzies and cane toads, I rove humidity. In fact Bone is just rike being home in the jungles of New Guinea (in a fox-hole). When I was captured I begged them not to send me down to a temporate crimate like Cowla, where sreep would be possible and rife would be leasonable, after all Bone is ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 air conditioned since cyclone yasi with all the money anna got for us ,preetty good ,air/con donger only 100ft to the shitter ,it,s all good cheers anna bottoims up........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 aalllsoooo vellly clossss to my home in barvarrrrya purrreeed the new cfi [we still dont know if its sir or madam yet[ still under review by casssa]......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 aalllsoooo vellly clossss to my home in barvarrrrya purrreeed the new cfi [we still dont know if its sir or madam yet[ still under review by casssa]......... "....which currently entering Miss Australia contest because not popra anywhere else, and ....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 theres no australians in it anymore anyway.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 ".... Miss Australia ....." "You'd have to be a dill to miss Australia" said Setiawan "As all you have to do it load the boat up at $10,000 a pop and head SE from Denpasar. You can't miss it, as it is the big brown bit before you hit the big white bit that is a bit further south." "It's a bit of a problem if you get so far south that you hit the white bit" added Setiawan's navigator "Or worse still if you miss OZ and hit New Zealand. The pussengers get really pussed off if you do thut. If there are 3 places that our passengers don't want to land it's Antarctica, NZ and Queensland ..... in reverse order of priority." "That's only because ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 thier rellos all live in the southern states.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 and as they disembarcked [on a beach on cape laveeeeck ]one ran up to the person he saw and said;thank you aussie for this great country,the bloke turned around and said;me no0 aussie i nobu no aussies round here mate their all at work!!!!!................................ Now you dial this number and they will give you a house /car and more free money a week than you earn in a year at home,thats why the aussies are all at work.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 .......all except one little aussie, DitDot, who was welding a drain pipe and said "........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 drinking water Here COME and get it masterr!1card or visa only no cash...........100 dollars a gallon its water from bone [dont worrie about the color it clear up if you let it sitr for a few days .said mike brunker[ the moyar of bone]...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 drinking water Here COME and get it masterr!1card or visa only no cash...........100 dollars a gallon its water from bone [dont worrie about the color it clear up if you let it sitr for a few days .said mike brunker[ the moyar of bone]...... ..... and Mike Brunker was worried, as he knew that bull would eventually make a run for the Mayor's job "After all" he said "Anyone that can rework the english language and make sweeping changes to time-honoured english punctuation will surely have his eyes on the top job in the land, being Mayor of Bone." "I understand that bull had a boner for my job" said Marius Kloppers while doing a Kepler Wessels impersonation "But now I am relieved that he has set his sites on the much more lofty task of knocking off Mike (not that there is anything wrong with that). Bull was particularly attracted to that job as the Mayoral Chain at Bone is made up of ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 velly rich chinese and bhp/oil gas make money now blokes.......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 23, 2011 Share Posted November 23, 2011 velly rich chinese and bhp/oil gas make money now blokes.......................... "See" said Micky B "bull from Bone can't wait to pull my mayoral chain and wear my 3 cornered hat, after which he is almost certain to declare a independant rePubLick, comprising those jewels of the South Pacific, made up of Collinsville, Bone, Booger, Dittmer, Andromache, Gumlu and Turrawulla." "It'll be heaven on earth" said bull, who also had his eye on the Presidency "There's a dunny every 100 yards (no europen mucky metres for us) We'll invite lots of Kiwi's to come over and we'll call it ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 port maquirie he said................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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