Bob Llewellyn Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 Pooh, bugga, bum......beaten to the post by Bob....... easy-peasy, you just reply to both threads :o) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 14, 2014 Share Posted May 14, 2014 In the meantime, the aliens had sent Bob back... ........... to The Whomba after he had been probed like Eric Cartman (see photo below) and brainwashed to think that he was from new sth Wales where he ............. ABOVE IS POOR BOB, WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO THE PROBED. AND THEN BELOW, AFTER THE PROBING, WHEN HE WAS LOCATED ON A HILL AT 2WHOMBA AS AN EARLY WARNING STATION FOR PINE GAP ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Llewellyn Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 ........... to The Whomba after he had been probed like Eric Cartman (see photo below) and brainwashed to think that he was from new sth Wales where he ............. ABOVE IS POOR BOB, WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO THE PROBED. AND THEN BELOW, AFTER THE PROBING, WHEN HE WAS LOCATED ON A HILL AT 2WHOMBA AS AN EARLY WARNING STATION FOR PINE GAP ......... "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Bob. "How can I use my pucka-power safety seat NOW?". Just then an unmarked, stand-way-off scale replica spitfire swooped over the hill and knocked the antenna for six... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 ..........."Nothing's changed" wailed Jersey, "that's exactly what they used to do to us during the War - miss the Germans, hit our aerial! Nothing................." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 ..........."Nothing's changed" wailed Jersey, "that's exactly what they used to do to us during the War - miss the Germans, hit our aerial! Nothing................." ..... can be worse in the NES than to mention the war." "Which war do you mean" asked Bob ThLLLewelllyn "As I'm still terribly browned off, boyo (or bɔɪəʊ as we say it), about the Wars of the Roses, because we Welsh were well and truly stiffed when the Mortimers were dudded in their Lancastrian efforts." "I should explain further to all NES readers" said Tubby, who had a Masters in British history specialising in the many times that Wales got screwed ...... "The Welsh in 1485 were treated worse that the members of the RAA thru 2009 - 2014 and the poms had more Kings than the RAA had Presidents & Tech Managers combined. This resulted in the feelings in Wales running hotter than Ahlox's ........... SOME WELSH BLOKES COPPING IT WITH SHARP THINGS, JUST LIKE RAA MEMBERS DID A FEW YEARS AGO. Bob's joint - Harlech Castle, Gwynedd, Wales - His family seat. (AhRoxoff reckons it looks a bit phallic, but that means he must have two [which perhaps explains his popularity at the Gumly CWA]). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 ASIDE, Boyos and Girlos. FURTHER EXAMPLES OF BOB'S ROYAL BACKGROUND. WITH THIS, AND SAINT MADGE OF THE BLESSED CANE TOAD, ALL WE NEED NOW IN THE NES IS SOME UNHOLY GHOST AND WE HAVE THE TRIFECTA. NOW WHO COULD THAT GROTTY SACRELIGIOUS SPECTRE BE? Bob Llywelyn the Great's coat of arms of rampant red and yellow Pussies. And Bob's family background ......................... The bloke with his arms crossed looks exactly like Bob. Prince Llywelyn of Wales at his death in 1240, with his sons Gruffydd and Dafydd mourning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Gruffydd went on to sail to New Zealand with a group of fellow monks in 1242, and found a small colony in Pucton where they had a great influence over the lifestyle, tastes and love of wildlife (and tamelife) for many many generations, culminating in............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 ...the Great Seersucker (NTTIAWWT) hunt of 45 and the lesser known Small Seersucker Hunt of...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 ...the Great Seersucker (NTTIAWWT) hunt of 45 and the lesser known Small Seersucker Hunt of...... ...... last Tuesday afternoon. "The bad news is that many people don't realise that the lesser small Seersucker is the more dangerous of the two as they are cunning and vicious little buggers" sud one of the Pucton LLwellyn Cuzzes. "But the gud news, eh, is that we got thum all and they are now extunct, just like ...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 .......... New Zealand virgins and ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Llewellyn Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 .......... New Zealand virgins and ............ the exercise of justice under the house of Saxe-Coburg & Gotha! Bob started sucking on a caramel Thruster to sooth himself from the anguish of centuries of injustices... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 the exercise of justice under the house of Saxe-Coburg & Gotha! Bob started sucking on a caramel Thruster to sooth himself from the anguish of centuries of injustices... ......... then he sucked it up & remembered the rampant red & yellow pussies (which many of us do as we get older), changed his forum name to Prince Llewelllyn of Wales, dubbed Brine as Sir Salty of Dolphins, and called TurdBro to kneel at his feet so as to arise as ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andys@coffs Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Sir Spinalot, purveyor of dumpvalves and a prodigious producer of hotair, which meant that Turdy was an immediate threat to..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 16, 2014 Share Posted May 16, 2014 Sir Spinalot, purveyor of dumpvalves and a prodigious producer of hotair, which meant that Turdy was an immediate threat to..... ........ some previous Board Members, whose hot air made the members have a dump (like a cat with a fur ball) until .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 ....Nobu stepped up and shoved two fingers down the Bored members throat to try and loosen the obstruction "Erky perky" wailed Turdbro, "you dont know where those fingers have been?" he said "Aaaah so, you cast asplertions on my ruse of fingrers" replied Nobu "My fingrers have onry bin rused for........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Llewellyn Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 ....Nobu stepped up and shoved two fingers down the Bored members throat to try and loosen the obstruction"Erky perky" wailed Turdbro, "you dont know where those fingers have been?" he said "Aaaah so, you cast asplertions on my ruse of fingrers" replied Nobu "My fingrers have onry bin rused for........ ...pipe cleaning and saki stirling; the lumours of nose picking are entiley false!". At that point, Endo stepped out of... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andys@coffs Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 the colon he had been scoping , and asked the rotund lady patient to sit up. she did and let forth a tremendous blat! as is normal for those who pay to play hide the scope...... The banter stopped and a pin could have been heard to drop before the Rat, who was ever sensitive to the feelings of other said........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 ...."Who let that dog out?"........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andys@coffs Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 But, Andy had noted that the talk of an Endo Scope and flatulence of 4.0 on the Richter scale had brought NES to a juddering holt....where, others thought, did the endoscope come into play with aviation? Nowhere was the correct answer, other than Endo was known to throw the scope down the heads of his jabirooter looking for pesky corrosion on the weekend. This had a downside of leaving W100+ on the unmentionable parts of his patients but only those who were kissing their A*se Goodby might notice that their rings looked carboned up and generally that was the last thought they had...... Nobu sniffed the air and said.....is that W100+...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 ....... "Snuffle, muffle, woffle" said TurdBro through his Freightliner branded gasmask, which he always keeps nearby in case of any flatulence or fratricide, flat-tyre, flat-battery or if he ever just feels a bit flat. "That was nuth'n" said Salty "As ..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 "....I was around when Planey cleared the room with................." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 "....I was around when Planey cleared the room with................." ......... in 5 minutes, which was 45 minutes ahead of the statutory requirement, as the "room" was a full Etihad Stadium and the roof was open, so it was one of Planey's better ones, which ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 .....had Flim Tannery bolting for the door screaming...."Pollution, massive pollution, save the environment, save the..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Llewellyn Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 .....had Flim Tannery bolting for the door screaming...."Pollution, massive pollution, save the environment, save the..... ...ooof!' as he barged headlong into Rat, who had been scalping tickets for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 18, 2014 Share Posted May 18, 2014 ....... a Patti Page concert. "Wow, Patti is HOT" said Andy "Give me a couple of tickets". Then he realised that the concert was actually just AhLox dressed up doing a Patti page impersonation, complete with kiss curls, with Tubb as a paunchy Liberace." "Erky Perky" exclaimed Andy, "But give me the tickets anyway, because ............... AHCHOO AS PATTI WHEN IN HIS PRIME. HE STILL HAS THAT HANKY WHICH HE WEARS AROUND HIS NECK WHEN FLYING. AND AHCHOO AS PATTI RECENTLY, AFTER A FEW PIES. TURBO ARRIVING AT THE NATFLY DINNER THIS YEAR. HE WAS A BIG HIT AT THE TEMORA RISSOLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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