Captain Posted January 21, 2023 Share Posted January 21, 2023 (edited) 23 minutes ago, turboplanner said: Soon he was over..... ..... the largest farm in the Turbine Cat Farm Conglomerate (the TCFC) and commenced his descent onto the TCFC runway 27 which is used to fly old Qantas and Air Lingus 747's full of cat meat to markets worldwide where it is sold as chicken or Pangolin. In fact, there are rumors floating around that Covid 19 originated in one of the TCFC farms in central Victoria (could have even been from close to the area of the 5 sacred rivers, as for a short time it was known as DG-19) but Turbo's massive international and UN connections meant that he could deflect it to be that it started from one of the sole trader, Freddy Lee's, pet pangolins in the Wuhan Wet Market. "Turbo is a plick" said Freddy to the Wuhan Daily News. As evidenced above, Turbo and the rest of the spivs in TCFC can be ruthless and as a result Tubb received the Hillary and Bill Clinton "He's even worse than us" award in 2021 because of ...... Edited January 21, 2023 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 ..them killing all the Greater Spotted Pangolins in the world. As they pointed out, politicians and staff were not endangered species. This allowed Willis to sneak out, switch on the ED in stealth mode like the 2024 Corvette and whish by the assorted Enforcement group. They were notice by one lone sniper who .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 1 hour ago, turboplanner said: ..them killing all the Greater Spotted Pangolins in the world. As they pointed out, politicians and staff were not endangered species. This allowed Willis to sneak out, switch on the ED in stealth mode like the 2024 Corvette and whish by the assorted Enforcement group. They were notice by one lone sniper who .................. .slipped a high calibre bullet right up Turbo,s a................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 ..ileron hinge, causing it to lock up. Willis pulled himself up on the strut and blew through the end of the hinge which acted like a pea shooter and the bullet flew straight back at ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, turboplanner said: ..ileron hinge, causing it to lock up. Willis pulled himself up on the strut and blew through the end of the hinge which acted like a pea shooter and the bullet flew straight back at ...... .Turbo ,who had to dodge to one side as the bullet sailed past his ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 3 minutes ago, turboplanner said: ..ileron hinge, causing it to lock up. Willis pulled himself up on the strut and blew through the end of the hinge which acted like a pea shooter and the bullet flew straight back at ...... .the shooter ,now this pissed him off a bit and he let loose a volley of 20 shots 5 of which penetrated Turbo,s t.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 (edited) 11 hours ago, bull said: .Turbo ,who had to dodge to one side as the bullet sailed past his ............ .... todger (Turbo was a todger dodger). 11 hours ago, bull said: .the shooter ,now this pissed him off a bit and he let loose a volley of 20 shots 5 of which penetrated Turbo,s t.......... ....odger. The paramedic asked Turbo "So which do you prefer, mate? For the shooter to have missed as in bulls scenario (A) or story option (B) where bull had you to copping a large caliber round to your .......... Cappy notes bulls attempt to divide the NES and send thousands of readers off in diverging directions. bull appears to have exhibited a bit of a nasty streak since his neck Just say'n. Edited January 22, 2023 by Captain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 (edited) 57 minutes ago, Captain said: (Turbo was a todger dodger). "In addition to being a todger dodger, Turbo has always had a bit of a dodgy todger too" commented Mavis with a knowing look in her eye. Edited January 22, 2023 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 .........todger? [Turbo respectfully points out that he has been skiing n Aspen since Christmas, and while exploits attributed to him are exciting to read, the current storyline relates to Willis Turbine, one of the black sheep of the T family.] [Not many people would know that todger is short for the Latin "Todgerious Maximus Duplicitous" which means a second tip to the nose, Willis had two tips.] "I'll take (B) thanks" said Willis thinking it would help attract the chicks, and not realising that the black hanky over his long black hair, bushy black beard, patch over one eye, no teeth, and one leg might have been the problem. "OW!" Willis yelled as .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 3 minutes ago, turboplanner said: "OW!" Willis yelled as ....... .... the paramedic sloshed 1/2 a litre of iodine on the wound, then laughed" ..... (just like Cappy's mum used to do every time his skin was breached). "Are you a paralytic paramedic?" yelled Willis as he winced and writhed in the iodine induced pain, but that was nothing, as the paramedic then hit it with his ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 ...elbow as he turned to get the bandaid. Turning back, he slammed the bandaid ............................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 22, 2023 Share Posted January 22, 2023 10 minutes ago, turboplanner said: ...elbow as he turned to get the bandaid. Turning back, he slammed the bandaid ............................... ........ right over the end, which was not the original end because that had been shot away, but like an amputated arm, Willis could still feel it, so he was unaware that the iodine stain and the radical shortening was going to have an adverse effect on his ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 ...........sense of smell. 85 kilometres away, at the local airfield, the batteries in his ED began to hum as the cells started to go into linear progression. A nissan Leaf battery had been used to power the Drifter, and ex-Leaf owners will know the sound, a hum followed about 90 minutes later by an on=board fire and everyone out on the side of the road. Willis was miserable and decided to go for a fly; 80 minutes later he was enjoying the freedom of flight at 4000 feet. 90 minutes later there was a sound a bit like a cat spitting, and flames started coming up from underneath Willis. It................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 (edited) 10 minutes ago, turboplanner said: 90 minutes later there was a sound a bit like a cat spitting, and flames started coming up from underneath Willis. It......... ........ is just experience" Willis thought "And experience is valuable because it makes you stronger..... unless it kills you. Plus I should be able to relate this in a paid article in Flying magazine next month". However, as the flames increased and the height (avref) got lower, Willis experienced that sphincter pucker (avref) that most pilots know. "Geeez, that hurts even more" he thought "I've got a pucker only inches away from my damaged ......... Edited January 23, 2023 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 Coxic. Suddenly he thought "They would have allowed for this, and decided to jettison [avref] the battery. "There has to be a button somewhere" he thought as he gazed unseeingly over acres of glass which could tell him the time in Kabul, the way home, the temberature in Kansas city, how many eagles and hawks were in Victoria.......finally he shoved a big red knob, and his head bashed against the screen. He'd hit the parachute button. The designer had succesfully deduced that an aircraft would always be going forwards when the engine failed, so a prachute in the rear wouldn't need an explosive charge; where he'd gon wrong. was assuming a pilot in command would know red means STOP. The battery didn't move; given that the labour to change over to a new battery in the Leaf is $600 and there was no jack to hold the Drifter still, he realised that option had gone, and tried to release his harness by .......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 3 hours ago, turboplanner said: he realised that option had gone, and tried to release his harness by .......... ....... but the crutch strap (you need a 5-point harness in an ED to withstand the forces), which had been to this point chafing his damaged ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 ......extrapula. It was then that he decided to jettison the battery. They would have thought of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 (edited) 7 minutes ago, turboplanner said: ......extrapula. It was then that he decided to jettison the battery. They would have thought of.... ..... that at Nissan when the Leaf was created, but then again, the ED was conceived on the back seat of an FJ way back in the day, when ....... Edited January 23, 2023 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 ....you could pull a battery out in .............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 32 minutes ago, turboplanner said: ....you could pull a battery out in .............................. .... while at the drivein, but never forget to remove the speaker before leaving and heading up to kissing point. "What's that got to do with it Crappy?" yelled Willis. "Come on mate, I'm in strife here, so give me some assistance or ........... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 11 hours ago, Captain said: .... todger (Turbo was a todger dodger). ....odger. The paramedic asked Turbo "So which do you prefer, mate? For the shooter to have missed as in bulls scenario (A) or story option (B) where bull had you to copping a large caliber round to your .......... Cappy notes bulls attempt to divide the NES and send thousands of readers off in diverging directions. bull appears to have exhibited a bit of a nasty streak since his neck Just say'n. Disclaimer:Bull relinquishes all responsibility for throwing the story line around a bit ! That being that the "NES" was formed for what it says? Never ending always changing story!......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Captain said: .... while at the drivein, but never forget to remove the speaker before leaving and heading up to kissing point. "What's that got to do with it Crappy?" yelled Willis. "Come on mate, I'm in strife here, so give me some assistance or advice here ! Well said Cappy [whilst twirling the ends of his fighter pilots mustache] I think we should start with............. ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 (edited) 40 minutes ago, bull said: or advice here ! Well said Cappy [whilst twirling the ends of his fighter pilots mustache] I think we should start with............. ..... confirmation that Onesie receives a royalty each time his image appears online or in a cartoon (it is little known that Dick Dastardly was styled on the MonoRoot's appearance and personality) and from the movement of his right hand as per bull's above post, you know where that comes from and that since his early adolescence you can tell that he has also regularly been polishing his ...... Edited January 23, 2023 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 9 hours ago, Captain said: ..... confirmation that Onesie receives a royalty each time his image appears online or in a cartoon (it is little known that Dick Dastardly was styled on the MonoRoot's appearance and personality) and from the movement of his right hand as per bull's above post, you know where that comes from and that since his early adolescence you can tell that he has also regularly been polishing his ...... .... personal presentation, to the point where he is now Western Australia's equivalent of ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 23, 2023 Share Posted January 23, 2023 ........Jacinta Adern; running out of options on a mountain slope with no brakes........................ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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