The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.........ailerons, and even though I don't believe in ailerons, they do give me ......

[Captain]

On 25/04/2025 at 1:00 PM, turboplanner said:

.........ailerons, and even though I don't believe in ailerons, they do give me ......

.... the irits" said Bluey "As I know Ron really well, and he has certainly been pretty crook, although I'm not certain that you could say that he .....

[turboplanner]

......has aileronitis, and certainly not as bad as the does Cappy picked up in the back streets of Bombay. NES readers will remember that Cappy's ..........................

[Captain]

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......has aileronitis, and certainly not as bad as the does Cappy picked up in the back streets of Bombay. NES readers will remember that Cappy's ..........................

.... impressive group of medals from the Khyber campaign, includes the VD and scar.

 

However, on a more serious note, the ailing Ron was taken to a .....

[turboplanner]

......pop up clinic, and had to wait 17 hours until it popped up.

Ron's mood was not good and he abused the Doctor. This wasn't a good start because since Albo had been tightening the screws, the Doc had lost his BMW, his beach house, his annual holiday to Bali, and his two nurses, one of which was .................. 

Edited April 28 by turboplanner

[Captain]

9 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......pop up clinic, and had to wait 17 hours until it popped up.

Ron's mood was not good and he abused the Doctor. This wasn't a good start because since Albo had been tightening the screws, the Doc had lost his BMW, his beach house, his annual holiday to Bali, and his two nurses, one of which was .................. 

...... a provider of "Special Services" under some obscure rip-off clause of the NDIS ...... and she bulk-billed, because she did it a lot.

 

"If I found one of those nurses to have of my very own, I'd marry her" commented Bluey "And while that would likely kill me, I'd happily ........

[turboplanner]

,,,,,,write a letter to the government telling them how good NDIS is and recommending one more person to be added; that's not much cost to all the taxpayers; about two cents a session.

 

It just heppened that there was an election on and the Greens read the Bluey story in the Guardian, and ran full page ads about Albo ripping off the taxpayers with "free services".

 

It wasn't so much that the story came out or that Albo, like every good socialist was quite happy to go along with this, but the Greens headline which read XXXXXXX Albo!.

 

Albo flew [avref] into ......................

 

[Captain]

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Albo flew [avref] into .........

..... a coniptionicious rage and stamped his feet, such that he almost stepped on his poodle, and also on Jodie's cat, which would have hurt a lot and would have needed an NDIS .....

Edited April 30 by Captain

[bull]

9 hours ago, Captain said:

..... a coniptionicious rage and stamped his feet, such that he almost stepped on his poodle, and also on Jodie's cat, which would have hurt a lot and would have needed an NDIS .....

..................to get back into the spiel on the :VOICE: 2 point o......Now some of the........

[Captain]

On 30/04/2025 at 3:46 AM, bull said:

..................to get back into the spiel on the :VOICE: 2 point o......Now some of the........

..... locals still wanted to debate how $50 billion per year is not enough for 3.8% of the population, however Bluey had an appointment that day at the Marumanjumup Sperm Bank, where he had been told that several attractive nurses were employed.

 

"I'm here to get my tank drained" he said to the receptionist on his arrival.

 

However once the procedure was explained to him in detail, he was reviled and disgusted.

 

"My body is a temple" he said "Don't you have somebody that can help me get 'er done?"

 

"Fraid not" replied the receptionist " All we can offer you is a copy of the Heavy Haulage Monthly magazine, in which Turbo gives his infamous interview about Tank Drainage and Self Maintenance of the  .....

Edited May 1 by Captain

[onetrack]

.......pumping system, which involves hand operation of the primary member until it........

[bull]

On 03/05/2025 at 12:54 AM, onetrack said:

.......pumping system, which involves hand operation of the primary member until it........

.builds up enough pressure to............

[turboplanner]

.......eliminate air bubbles, overcome gravity and fill the gascolator for an uneventful flight over long ........................................

[bull]

11 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......eliminate air bubbles, overcome gravity and fill the gascolator for an uneventful flight over long ........................................

..periods of intense..........

[onetrack]

.....rocking and bouncing, which can lead to........

[Captain]

45 minutes ago, onetrack said:

.....rocking and bouncing, which can lead to........

..... GIO (God Induced Oscillations), which can force .....

[turboplanner]

....vibrations into the structural section of.......

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....vibrations into the structural section of.......

.... the empennage of any aircraft, while simultaneously creating looseness in the lower empennage of the pilot. The end result being ....

[turboplanner]

...and impediment to smooth flight. This can be corrected by light ..................

[onetrack]

......being shined into the darkest areas, to more clearly display the level of looseness, and to confirm the correct approach to tightening up the looseness, until offending parts are once again stiffened to the required level for......

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

...and impediment to smooth flight. This can be corrected by light ..................

...... from the dark side, and by judicious use of the force you should, Luke (who was a Planner from the Alderon branch of the Planner family [more a puss filled rotten stick it was] that .....

[Captain]

20 hours ago, Captain said:

...... from the dark side, and by judicious use of the force you should, Luke (who was a Planner from the Alderon branch of the Planner family [more a puss filled rotten stick it was] that .....

....led to the intermsrriage between the Turbine and Planner clans, who had previously been like the Hadfields and McCoys, except that they used rayguns (not the Olympics Raygun, who used everyone around her).

 

So once Bodecia Turbine married Dolf Planner they began to begat, and kept begatting until the Wookies Came home).

 

Turbs therefore has one of those poser ostentatious hyphenated family names which he was too embarrassed to .....

Edited Wednesday at 07:34 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

........use at the Transport Legend Awards, but came in handy at the King's Coronation.

In fact he carried two packs of business cards, one in each pocket, but the problem was remembering which card was which and there was that very embarrassing night at the 2024 Art Awards when he pulled out his humility card and gave it to the Governor. "Doo We keneau you? asked the Governor and Turbo had to pretend to be about to throw up and excused himself only to run into ...............

[Captain]

Will all NESers please be patient  over the coming days, as Don called and has asked Turdy and I to head over and sort out the India vs Pakistan stoush, due to our experience up the Khyber.

 

It will be a pleasure to be in the centre of world events again, and/or operating behind the lines with my great mate again .... where we have always been allocated the code "Walrus Team 6".

Edited Wednesday at 10:40 PM by Captain

[bull]

50 minutes ago, Captain said:

Will all NESers please be patient  over the coming days, as Don called and has asked Turdy and I to head over and sort out the India vs Pakistan stoush, due to our experience up the Khyber.

 

It will be a pleasure to be in the centre of world events again, and/or operating behind the lines with my great mate again .... where we have always been allocated the code "Walrus Team 6".

.Bull has also received his invite,and Donny has arranged the delivery of a brand new  fighter for Bull to get acquainted with. Here he is testing it out at Hobart international earlier this week.