The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

......."Maaaate!" and even before the Pope could answer, a thin leather cord shot out from behind a curtain and bull was being choked (rather like the AUF office procedures); the Pope gave him a longf look and said "Son, I'm from Chicago; I used to be Benny Domasi's accountant, so beforetyou go on with that "Maaaaae" crap that your leader Elboneesy tried, you need to think about the consequences. Do you speak Latin?"

 

"It just happens that I do" in the exclusinve Juilius Caesar dialect, and the Pope burst intoa smile, the garrot flicked back behind the curtain."

 

"Bless you my son" said the pipe and  bull then started to go through his sins, some which even made the Pope blush and begin to wonder whether he should have started this, but after bull finished with the last "ey", he realised that this lowly (of course highly in AUF company) wanderer would be the next Holy See to Australia ("which means" said a Bishop "that you tell us everything that little fart from Sydney is up to in the Parliament.  We'll organise a weekly Confession and the tapes and make sure he gets an extra glass of wine at Communion"

 

bull went forth happy in his new purple robe, saying "Bless you my son" even though it was obvious that many of the people he touched with his crusifix weren't male and couldn't fly, but beggars couldn't be ...................................

 

 

 

[onetrack]

....choosers, and bull knew he wasn't a millionaire - just yet. But those purple robes held the best chance of bull becoming a millionaire, or even a billionaire. Besides, he was starting to like the idea of wearing purple robes and going around touching people (he already did that a lot back home, anyway - like, "can I touch you up for $50?, I'll pay it back next payday"... but now he could do it globally).

 

Before long bull had a statue of the Virgin Mary that he carried around with him, and anyone he touched could pin $50 to it for a bull dispensation, that he promised, gave them the ability to.........

[Captain]

.... attend AUF Fly-Ins if they will ever be held again, to be a bonafide Sky-Pilot, and to .......

Edited 11 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

.......have one of the rare "CASA Keys".

Not many people know about these keys (numbers actually); there are less than 100.Turbo has one, Cappy had one but forgot the number, and bull has been borrowing Turbo's but after this news that will have to stop.

The CASA key lets you access the locked area of the CASA website, where they discuss people like......well you know, the habitual complainers and haters trying to get approval for illegal designs or home made crap you wouldn't even start the engine for in case is shook itself onto the ground or the people who'd had seven heart attacks but still wanted a Medical.

OT didn't have one because they only issued them for Australia, not the dependencies and this was where bull's adopted home would cause a problem which...............

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

OT didn't have one because they only issued them for Australia, not the dependencies and this was where bull's adopted home would cause a problem which........

... became evident when bull realized that the CASA Keys were created and awarded by the same bloke that pulled bitcoin out of his clacker, so it is essential that big time internet, plenty of gigga-gigga bites are available to mine for them, and as Tasmania still only has steam powered dialup. bull was always going to struggle to .......

 

Important note - WA is a "dependency" while Tasmania is a "Depends-ency" where, due to age and the adverse effects on the bladder of the tea-tree-stained water, the population are more incontinent than incompetent. 

Edited 6 hours ago by Captain