The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

........the Dress Code Department of AUF to swing into action.

There was a strange silence in the AUF office. there were usually long periods of silence; after all how long do you need to spend on the minimum standard of a wheel spat.

This however was a STRANGE silence and no one was prepared to go first.................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

........the Dress Code Department of AUF to swing into action.

There was a strange silence in the AUF office. there were usually long periods of silence; after all how long do you need to spend on the minimum standard of a wheel spat.

This however was a STRANGE silence and no one was prepared to go first.................

...... so they all sat back chewing on the blunt end of their Staedtlers, and again nothing was said all the way through smoko, until it was time for lunch and the silence was becoming too much for the couple of couples who had established in-office inter-personal relationships, when ......

Edited May 26 by Captain

[Captain]

On 25/05/2025 at 8:57 AM, Captain said:

AN OBSERVATION BY AN NESER WHO IS A VETERINARIAN

 

One can see the reason why he has had a love-heart tattooed on there, so the pain must have been worth it.

[Captain]

Given the lack of response from the regular NES contributors, Crappy can only assume that this may be a bit close to home, and they may have a tattooed love-heart similarly located.

 

Oh well, don't knock it if you haven't tried it, I guess.

[turboplanner]

.....the Delegate from the Upper and Lower Murray Scout Flyers Association walked into the room, straight from the Dairy with his hob nail gum boots gouging the new planed and polished floor.

 

He froze, his mouth open in a rictus of fear.

 

On the screen was a powerpoint slide; on the slide was the back end of a Mutton Bird and on the Mutton Bird was the tattoo of the dreaded Moderati.

 

The Moderati were believed to have died out in the Medieval period when warriors from the Turbine clan put them to the axe, but every now and again one shows up. Loxie was one and Cappy had seen his tattoo but never told anyone. After Loxie was caught with his hand in the biscuit jar at AUF he was never heard from again.

 

Nobody noticed the three small scars under the Dele.gate's left ear, but they noticed he was starting to transform...........

Edited May 28 by turboplanner

[bull]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....the Delegate from the Upper and Lower Murray Scout Flyers Association walked into the room, straight from the Dairy with his hob nail gum boots gouging the new planed and polished floor.

 

He froze, his mouth open in a rictus of fear.

 

On the screen was a powerpoint slide; on the slide was the back end of a Mutton Bird and on the Mutton Bird was the tattoo of the dreaded Moderati.

 

The Moderati were believed to have died out in the Medieval period when warriors from the Turbine clan put them to the axe, but every now and again one shows up. Loxie was one and Cappy had seen his tattoo but never told anyone. After Loxie was caught with his hand in the biscuit jar at AUF he was never heard from again.

 

Nobody noticed the three small scars under the Dele.gate's left ear, but they noticed he was starting to transform...........

.into a :cessna pilot: .............Suddenly there was a huge.............

[onetrack]

......commotion as the Delegate yelled out, "Those photos are FAKE!!!" - resulting in an uproar as everyone jumped to their feet, with some protesting they were genuine, and others protesting they were AI-generated.

 

But the transformation of the Delegate went almost unnoticed during the uproar and commotion. But the signs were all there - the sudden appearance of epaulettes, where there were none formerly - the shirt turning from checked flannelette to crisp white cotton, and............ 

[turboplanner]

........those "AviatorSupreme" sunnys ...............

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

........those "AviatorSupreme" sunnys ...............

.... an Aircraft Spruce clip board embroidered with "Cessnas Rule", and fitted with an Ipad Pro, all strapped to his leg ......

[turboplanner]

.....and the moustache trimmed to a surgeon's accuracy. That piercing look.........

[Captain]

8 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....and the moustache trimmed to a surgeon's accuracy. That piercing look.........

.... of those bull-like "come-to-bed" eyes, that were really saying .....

[turboplanner]

.......something different to what we know was on his mind and would soon.......

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.......something different to what we know was on his mind and would soon.......

..... be manifest through his physical actions, and his .....

[Captain]

On 28/05/2025 at 7:26 PM, Captain said:

..... be manifest through his physical actions, and his .....

..... professionally prepared notes as a delegate of the U&LMSFA, where he was very effective in making the points about the consequences for non-Murray (Upper nor Lower) (Scout nor non-Scout) (Flyer or non-Flyer [avref x 2]) members, who had had enough of the ....... 

Edited May 31 by Captain

[bull]

7 hours ago, Captain said:

..... professionally prepared notes as a delegate of the U&LMSFA, where he was very effective in making the points about the consequences for non-Murray (Upper nor Lower) (Scout nor non-Scout) (Flyer or non-Flyer [avref x 2]) members, who had had enough of the ....... 

.............. little ham sandwiches and free cups of coffee ,and suddenly shouts could be heard of food poisoning and the toilets backed up and human sh.........

[Captain]

15 hours ago, bull said:

.............. little ham sandwiches and free cups of coffee ,and suddenly shouts could be heard of food poisoning and the toilets backed up and human sh.........

..... uffling along with their legs together and cheeks clenched, trying to just make it as far as the .....

[turboplanner]

....$1 slot toilets where some wag had superglued the slots.......

 

 

[Captain]

33 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....$1 slot toilets where some wag had superglued the slots.......

 

 

.... so that the slots no longer align with the slits in the depositor's .....

Edited June 1 by Captain

[onetrack]

....eyes - and those eyes were getting slittier by the moment, as the dreadful urgency of the moment started to become an unsustainable pressure, which was.......

[turboplanner]

.....knocking on the door so to speak.

Then someone did a search and found a Public Comfort Station up the street and the crew of desperates ran for their life. A couple made the Great Deposit, but the rest, male and female poured recklessly down the stairs where they were greeted by a Chinese Host Pae Mee Nao.

It was only a dollar but three of them threw their wallets at him and one male stopped to loan a female a dollar and accidentally dropped his load .............

[onetrack]

.....of stolen coins from parking meters - mostly 10c and 20c coins. Pae Mee Nao made a rush for the spilt coins, just as.......

[turboplanner]

.....the first person came out of the booth area. "HECKLE! FRECKLE! why so speckle!!!!!!?" asked a shocked Pae Mee Nao. "It's alright for you Spick and Span; where were YOU when the sh!t hit the Fan!!" replied ........

[Captain]

21 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....the first person came out of the booth area. "HECKLE! FRECKLE! why so speckle!!!!!!?" asked a shocked Pae Mee Nao. "It's alright for you Spick and Span; where were YOU when the sh!t hit the Fan!!" replied ........

...... E Paulette, who had just had a valuable lesson in the problem with one-piece flight suits, when you have to get them off in a hurry, because there is a goods train on the siding.

 

"Hey, EP" said one dag (pooref) "I note that you have tried to give them an emergency tub after you filled them like a water balloon, but there is still a big piece on your left epaulette, so does that now make you a craptain (jokeref)? And the right one is ......

Edited Tuesday at 07:01 PM by Captain

[onetrack]

.......smeared from the shoulder to the end of the sleeve, so does that mean you've gained a "stripe"? E P looked in horror at the huge streak from shoulder to the end of his sleeve, it was obvious the sleeve had draped itself into the pan when he was unloading the "goods", and he hadn't noticed - so that explained the smell that seemed to be following him.

 

"Well", said the bloke behind E P, "I've heard of Chocolate Bombs on Masterchef, but this takes it to a whole new level, and..............

[turboplanner]

.......at this, Epaulette snarled and squinted, they way he did if you stuffed up a ground guide where he expected you to use the wet cow pats to glide at 20 mm above the ground for as long as the Jab was prepared to stretch it; the fear of what EP would do to you if you actually touched dirt was ..................