The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

On 03/06/2025 at 11:17 PM, turboplanner said:

.......at this, Epaulette snarled and squinted, they way he did if you stuffed up a ground guide where he expected you to use the wet cow pats to glide at 20 mm above the ground for as long as the Jab was prepared to stretch it; the fear of what EP would do to you if you actually touched dirt was ..................

.... really giving everyone the pats, so they .....

[turboplanner]

.......decided to set EP up one day. EP could be unpredictable when you flew......just like the Jab, so you had to be ready for anything, but EP always did the same sequence when testing students. Well not always; every tenth student go it reversed, but 9 out of 10 you knew when you were for the cow pat test. The females were tested just the same as the males; EP was a stickler for Diversity.

It was time for Pip's test (we can't give you her real name because she went on to a senior position in CASA.)

Student Paul secreted himself behind an agreed Gorse bush with a bucket of blood from the local knackery.

Sure enoughh EP pulled the cow pat trick.

Pip set a trajectory to take here near the gorse bush, and suddenly exclaimed "WHAT WAS THAT BANG!"

"What bang?" asked EP who had been reading a newspaper.

They circled and there spreadeagled was a person covered in so much blood he was almost certainly dead.

They flew back to the strip, jumped in the ute and drove back over the paddock. 

When they got there the body was gone but in its place were police numbered markers denoting the body and a trail of squashed cow pats.

Pip squeezed back a laugh at EP's face ............................

[Captain]

21 hours ago, turboplanner said:

..... Student Paul secreted himself .....

This type of smut must stop immediately. Where are the Moderratti when you need them?

[Captain]

21 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Pip squeezed back a laugh at EP's face .......

..... when he saw that the outline of the body had been undertaken using fresh cow pat when squeezed out of EPs mum's cake piping device, which had ......

 

The cake piping device looked like these, prior to being filled below the bull's tail (but not our bull's).

Note the swirls that can be achieved when used deftly. 

 

Edited 4 hours ago by Captain