Captain Posted Saturday at 07:48 AM Posted Saturday at 07:48 AM On 03/06/2025 at 11:17 PM, turboplanner said: .......at this, Epaulette snarled and squinted, they way he did if you stuffed up a ground guide where he expected you to use the wet cow pats to glide at 20 mm above the ground for as long as the Jab was prepared to stretch it; the fear of what EP would do to you if you actually touched dirt was .................. .... really giving everyone the pats, so they .....
turboplanner Posted Saturday at 10:55 PM Posted Saturday at 10:55 PM .......decided to set EP up one day. EP could be unpredictable when you flew......just like the Jab, so you had to be ready for anything, but EP always did the same sequence when testing students. Well not always; every tenth student go it reversed, but 9 out of 10 you knew when you were for the cow pat test. The females were tested just the same as the males; EP was a stickler for Diversity. It was time for Pip's test (we can't give you her real name because she went on to a senior position in CASA.) Student Paul secreted himself behind an agreed Gorse bush with a bucket of blood from the local knackery. Sure enoughh EP pulled the cow pat trick. Pip set a trajectory to take here near the gorse bush, and suddenly exclaimed "WHAT WAS THAT BANG!" "What bang?" asked EP who had been reading a newspaper. They circled and there spreadeagled was a person covered in so much blood he was almost certainly dead. They flew back to the strip, jumped in the ute and drove back over the paddock. When they got there the body was gone but in its place were police numbered markers denoting the body and a trail of squashed cow pats. Pip squeezed back a laugh at EP's face ............................
Captain Posted Sunday at 08:41 PM Posted Sunday at 08:41 PM 21 hours ago, turboplanner said: ..... Student Paul secreted himself ..... This type of smut must stop immediately. Where are the Moderratti when you need them? 1
Captain Posted Sunday at 08:44 PM Posted Sunday at 08:44 PM (edited) 21 hours ago, turboplanner said: Pip squeezed back a laugh at EP's face ....... ..... when he saw that the outline of the body had been undertaken using fresh cow pat when squeezed out of EPs mum's cake piping device, which had ...... The cake piping device looked like these, prior to being filled below the bull's tail (but not our bull's). Note the swirls that can be achieved when used deftly. Edited Sunday at 08:54 PM by Captain
turboplanner Posted Monday at 02:14 AM Posted Monday at 02:14 AM ....a pattern that had won the Launceston Show's Sponge Cake Championship year after year. This amazing invention was also partly responsible for Turbine Beef's string of 17 Champions of Show and the annual Longreach Royal Show, Rodeo and Rooster Chase. Turbo's bulls would be trimmed then groomed by the Longreach Hair Salon, and if they dropped a load, Patty, as he was called would move in before the last drip and fashion a beautiful pattern, whereas the other entrants just left the copats as they were. Over the years Turbo often noticed the longing look of the Judge, thinking of his grandma's sponge all covered in patterned cream. That was until the 2023 show when............
Captain Posted Monday at 10:21 PM Posted Monday at 10:21 PM 19 hours ago, turboplanner said: Over the years Turbo often noticed the longing look of the Judge, thinking of his grandma's sponge all covered in patterned cream. That was until the 2023 show when....... ..... Turbo's grandma turned up in all her toothless, gravity ravaged, deaf, bow legged, yet still cheerful and vibrant self (you can certainly see the direct lineage between Turdy and his "Grammy" [She had been a vivacious entertainer, yet a bit loose with her favours (again, similar to Turdboy} for quite some years and the Grammy Award was therefore named after her]). Turdy's Grammy walked straight over to the judge and laid a tonguey on him, in such a manner that the prize orders were immediately established and he became quite visually excited, if you know what I mean. "I've still got it, little Turdfeatures (her pet name for her favourite grandson)", she said and she then ...... 1
onetrack Posted Tuesday at 05:44 AM Posted Tuesday at 05:44 AM ....bent over and lifted her skirt, to the recoiling horror of the gathered crowd. But then they realised that.........
turboplanner Posted Tuesday at 07:05 AM Posted Tuesday at 07:05 AM ....there was an "O" on one side and a "T" on the other. The crowd.................... 1
onetrack Posted Tuesday at 09:55 AM Posted Tuesday at 09:55 AM ....'s attitude changed instantly, to one of roaring approval. "Oh look!", said a bloke in the crowd, who bore more than a passing resemblance to Cappy. "She's an Occupational Therapist, which means I'll be able to get her to manipulate and carefully stroke my.......
Captain Posted Tuesday at 06:15 PM Posted Tuesday at 06:15 PM (edited) 8 hours ago, onetrack said: ....'s attitude changed instantly, to one of roaring approval. "Oh look!", said a bloke in the crowd, who bore more than a passing resemblance to Cappy. "She's an Occupational Therapist, which means I'll be able to get her to manipulate and carefully stroke my....... ..... resume ....., although every suggested edit will be made using a quill held in Grammy's shaking hand & gazed on by eyesight that is RS and therefore highly ..... Edited Tuesday at 06:16 PM by Captain 1
turboplanner Posted Tuesday at 08:31 PM Posted Tuesday at 08:31 PM suspect. Some NESsers might be wondering how we've driftered off the av theme and now we can reveal the reason some AUF members can afford new over the top airctraft and others can't; it's the Grammy Method where OT does the cash extraction with his quill, leaving many satisfied but without their millions. Current Affair had been after him for years but (a) the Ch 9 expense account didn't run to WA trips and (b) ......................... 1
Captain Posted 9 hours ago Posted 9 hours ago 22 hours ago, turboplanner said: Current Affair had been after him for years but (a) the Ch 9 expense account didn't run to WA trips and (b) ............. ..... Onesie is the owner and publisher of the WA Women's Monthly, the WA Heavy Equipment Digest, and the wildly popular bi-weekly Doing Creative Stuff With Sand. OT therefore has more power that just one poxy FTA TV network, plus the OT is much loved and supported by the common folk of the Western Province, so that he only .....
bull Posted 4 hours ago Posted 4 hours ago 4 hours ago, Captain said: ..... Onesie is the owner and publisher of the WA Women's Monthly, the WA Heavy Equipment Digest, and the wildly popular bi-weekly Doing Creative Stuff With Sand. OT therefore has more power that just one poxy FTA TV network, plus the OT is much loved and supported by the common folk of the Western Province, so that he only ..... ..only had to show his face in.....
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