The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.....manipulated; there's a lot of that going around lately, and we shouldn't pick on people who manipulate.

So Captain Bull went off in search of a package, or at least a ..........................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.....manipulated; there's a lot of that going around lately, and we shouldn't pick on people who manipulate.

So Captain Bull went off in search of a package, or at least a .............

..... a small parcel, or even an envelope.

 

The above doctored photo encouraged, nay forced, Captain Bull to develop his own AI company in order to solve the world's AI problems, or at least that is what he claims. However Cappy has seen his Business Plan and the entire aim is that to build it up using some fake accounts in Tasmania, then franchise it nationally, and ultimately flick it to the big dog at Turbine IA.

 

The name of the company was supposed to be Turbine AI but Turbo had been tired at the time that he registered it just when his dislexia had kicked in ...... so Turbine IA it is, and his aim now is to convert the world to consider IA as ........ 

Edited March 21 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.........the mainstream Intelligent Artificialists.

But for once, the puboc didn't seem to catch on and .................

[Captain]

13 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........the mainstream Intelligent Artificialists.

But for once, the pubic didn't seem to catch on and .................

..... Turbo was forced to go back, cap-in-hand, to the Registrar of Companies at the UN, and apply for a change back to "AI".

 

This was opposed by Elon, Steve Jobs, Harvey Weinstein, Mark Zuckerburg, Michael Jackson, and 5 other billionaires who have their fingers in the AI pie.

 

When questioned about his chances, Turbo remained tight lipped (which is his only part that remains "tight"), but he appeared to smirk with boyish confidence and seemed aggressively hopeful, which indicates .....

Edited March 22 by Captain

[turboplanner]

2 hours ago, Captain said:

..... Turbo was forced to go back, cap-in-hand, to the Registrar of Companies at the UN, and apply for a change back to "AI".

 

This was opposed by Elon, Steve Jobs, Harvey Weinstein, Mark Zuckerburg, Michael Jackson, and 5 other billionaires who have their fingers in the AI pie.

 

When questioned about his chances, Turbo remained tight lipped (which is his only part that remains "tight"), but he appeared to smirk with boyish confidence and seemed aggressively hopeful, which indicates .....

......that he and the Registrar had discussed old times on the Khyber Pass over a pathway of reds and dead Khybers.

 

The Registrar hated these nouveau riche types "Do WE KNOW any of them, EH? ....EH?....Who ARE these upstarts" he said to Turbo who nodded in agreement, and a few days later the new Register (the old one had accidentally slipped off the table and into a bucket of molasses showed Turbine Industries holding the original AI registration and the other people not compliant with a rule introduced in 1993 requiring anyone not happy with his Registration details to respond by registered lette within 24 hours of receiving there new Certificate.

Captain Bull, meanwhile was holding up the traffic with a trawler full of stinking prawns and ....

 

 

[Captain]

20 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

..... Turbine Industries holding the original AI registration and the other people not compliant with a rule introduced in 1993 requiring anyone not happy with his Registration details to respond by registered lette within 24 hours of receiving there new Certificate.

Captain Bull, meanwhile was holding up the traffic with a trawler full of stinking prawns and ....

..... a bad attitude.

 

So Capt. Bull took an example from the European farmers, and spread his manky prawns up and down Davey St and they completely covered Despard St.

 

Capt. Bull has always been in awe of Turbo's wealth and commercial success, but he was also in wonderment of Turbo's AI efforts, and as a tribute, instead of saying things like "How are you go'n, Eh?" he started to say "How are you go'n, Eh-I" ..... or after giving an order to the galley slaves and escaped convicts in the crew, he taught them to say "A-Aye Skipper".

 

With that and Turbo's support, plus the fact that the trawler became free street-front office space in the very buoyant/overheated and booming Tasmanian commercial real estate market, Hobart and DE Lorraine became the AI capital of the world, as they already had the essential thousands of computer nerds/technicians and that meant that Turbine AI was .......

Edited March 22 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....off and running.

Turbo could now look at updating the Challenger [avref] and took to announcing new products from the Hobart Town Hall stage, which was lit up by giant floodlights and dressed with tubs of fresh apples (the main product of Tasmania before the orchardists all switched to growing marijuana for medicinal purposes).

Turbo would appear out of the smoke haze produced by six smoke machines, and a Tasmanian Devil chained to one of the apple tubs could be heard coughing and growling somewhere in the smoke.

 

However, the press .......................................

 

 

Edited March 22 by turboplanner

[Captain]

2 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

However, the press .............

.... remained sceptical, Turbo says for the following reasons:

 

1 He had not paid them off as they required ...... just like Don Lemon, they wanted $5 million upfront, a free Cybertruck or Corvette, editorial input, substantial free equity in the Turbine Industries holding company, and free grog.

 

2 Tubb used words of more than 1 syllable and that scared them.

 

3 Turbo had no sisters to offer them.

 

And in addition, Turbo was a ......

[turboplanner]

.......................straight, and if they printed that, then ........................

[Captain]

6 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......................straight, and if they printed that, then ........................

.... they would have copped the full weight of the Turbine, Turbine and Turbine legal chambers, who offer a one-stop-shop comprising a Turbine family member (from Article Clerk to QC/KC) to suit any and all legal circumstances, and that includes ......

Edited March 22 by Captain

[turboplanner]

........being caught .................

[Captain]

1 minute ago, turboplanner said:

........being caught .................

.... with your hand on, or in, the .....

[turboplanner]

......Press Gallery's swearing money jar where the DirtMouth champion was announced every day, the most frequest winner being W..........................

[Captain]

14 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......Press Gallery's swearing money jar where the DirtMouth champion was announced every day, the most frequest winner being W..........................

..... ally "Potty Mouth" J.....

[turboplanner]

....ing Lee.

Wally had been an aerobatics champion both here in Australia and all over Europe.

It was said that his snap rolls were better than what you get at Maccas, his Cuban eights left you smoking for life, but he got on the turps and ....................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

....ing Lee.

Wally had been an aerobatics champion both here in Australia and all over Europe.

It was said that his snap rolls were better than what you get at Maccas, his Cuban eights left you smoking for life, but he got on the turps and ....................

..... after a few he went into foul language mode (he even said c@#^ in front of old ladies) and because he was bilingual he always swore in English and then translated each word into Chinese, so his swear jar penalty was doubled, but he always paid in .....

[turboplanner]

......bitcoin.

Besides his Extra, Wally flew a modified Drifter with long range tanks (two milk bottles) and......

[Captain]

6 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

......bitcoin.

Besides his Extra, Wally flew a modified Drifter with long range tanks (two milk bottles) and......

.... that's certain to make anyone blaspheme. 

 

But nobody could ......

[turboplanner]

.......because blaspheming was not a thing that AUF aviators did and not only that but .........

[Captain]

13 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......because blaspheming was not a thing that AUF aviators did and not only that but .........

.... given Australia's changing demographic, many of the members attend the Mosque instead of flying on weekends, or joined the Aerian Botherhood for the grog and the jokes.

 

As readers may have guessed, this plus the hard line Latin Mass Catholic membership, and the Hi-Church Anglicans, all had a bit of a polarising effect on the AUF, but apart from a few examples of AK47s being used during beat-ups/strafing runs at Fly-Ins, the AGMs of the AUF remained generally fun-filled and .......

[turboplanner]

......full of exaggerations, but the sales of the Turbine Aviator Gear, such as "Aluminum" threaded gowns and "Featherweight" prayor mats just flew [avref] out the door. One of the new Fly-Ins events was the Limbo Championship. It was introduced because everyone was getting bored by over-cooked steaks and hard-yolk eggs. bull in his Jacka was leading the points system with some very low passes under the bar which these days started at 1.5 metres, which required the tail fin and undercarriage to be cut off. While this wasn't optimum, bull's 1.2 metres was the record and records are there to be broken so ..............

[Captain]

..... he removed the bottom of the propeller (the bit that was hanging down below the hub), to further decrease ground clearance, and while the vibration was a bit of an issue, bull was confident that 1.1 was achievable, if only he could ......

Edited March 23 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....stop the engine turning over, after many failed versions he added a solenoid (note, a solenoid not a relay) which pushed a blade out into the prop's path. When he was just about at the bar he pressed a button and the blade extended and sheared the prop blades, and he was the new record-holder, but .........

[Captain]

10 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....stop the engine turning over, after many failed versions he added a solenoid (note, a solenoid not a relay) which pushed a blade out into the prop's path. When he was just about at the bar he pressed a button and the blade extended and sheared the prop blades, and he was the new record-holder, but .........

.... at that instant he was classified as a glider, disqualified, and the croud were full of disdain.

 

Having been a closet member of the GFA for five decades, bull knew the feeling well and had never previously admitted his penchant for sailplanes, silence and ......

[onetrack]

.....sheer terror, as most glider pilots never never admit to wearing brown corduroy trousers every trip, such is the level of fear in gliding. To add to the flying fear, is the landing spot fear. Many a glider pilot came down in.........