The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.........ailerons, and even though I don't believe in ailerons, they do give me ......

[Captain]

On 25/04/2025 at 1:00 PM, turboplanner said:

.........ailerons, and even though I don't believe in ailerons, they do give me ......

.... the irits" said Bluey "As I know Ron really well, and he has certainly been pretty crook, although I'm not certain that you could say that he .....

[turboplanner]

......has aileronitis, and certainly not as bad as the does Cappy picked up in the back streets of Bombay. NES readers will remember that Cappy's ..........................

[Captain]

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......has aileronitis, and certainly not as bad as the does Cappy picked up in the back streets of Bombay. NES readers will remember that Cappy's ..........................

.... impressive group of medals from the Khyber campaign, includes the VD and scar.

 

However, on a more serious note, the ailing Ron was taken to a .....

[turboplanner]

......pop up clinic, and had to wait 17 hours until it popped up.

Ron's mood was not good and he abused the Doctor. This wasn't a good start because since Albo had been tightening the screws, the Doc had lost his BMW, his beach house, his annual holiday to Bali, and his two nurses, one of which was .................. 

Edited Monday at 05:26 AM by turboplanner

[Captain]

9 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......pop up clinic, and had to wait 17 hours until it popped up.

Ron's mood was not good and he abused the Doctor. This wasn't a good start because since Albo had been tightening the screws, the Doc had lost his BMW, his beach house, his annual holiday to Bali, and his two nurses, one of which was .................. 

...... a provider of "Special Services" under some obscure rip-off clause of the NDIS ...... and she bulk-billed, because she did it a lot.

 

"If I found one of those nurses to have of my very own, I'd marry her" commented Bluey "And while that would likely kill me, I'd happily ........

[turboplanner]

,,,,,,write a letter to the government telling them how good NDIS is and recommending one more person to be added; that's not much cost to all the taxpayers; about two cents a session.

 

It just heppened that there was an election on and the Greens read the Bluey story in the Guardian, and ran full page ads about Albo ripping off the taxpayers with "free services".

 

It wasn't so much that the story came out or that Albo, like every good socialist was quite happy to go along with this, but the Greens headline which read XXXXXXX Albo!.

 

Albo flew [avref] into ......................

 

[Captain]

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Albo flew [avref] into .........

..... a coniptionicious rage and stamped his feet, such that he almost stepped on his poodle, and also on Jodie's cat, which would have hurt a lot and would have needed an NDIS .....

Edited Wednesday at 12:20 AM by Captain

[bull]

9 hours ago, Captain said:

..... a coniptionicious rage and stamped his feet, such that he almost stepped on his poodle, and also on Jodie's cat, which would have hurt a lot and would have needed an NDIS .....

..................to get back into the spiel on the :VOICE: 2 point o......Now some of the........

[Captain]

On 30/04/2025 at 3:46 AM, bull said:

..................to get back into the spiel on the :VOICE: 2 point o......Now some of the........

..... locals still wanted to debate how $50 billion per year is not enough for 3.8% of the population, however Bluey had an appointment that day at the Marumanjumup Sperm Bank, where he had been told that several attractive nurses were employed.

 

"I'm here to get my tank drained" he said to the receptionist on his arrival.

 

However once the procedure was explained to him in detail, he was reviled and disgusted.

 

"My body is a temple" he said "Don't you have somebody that can help me get 'er done?"

 

"Fraid not" replied the receptionist " All we can offer you is a copy of the Heavy Haulage Monthly magazine, in which Turbo gives his infamous interview about Tank Drainage and Self Maintenance of the  .....

Edited 17 hours ago by Captain