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........the Dress Code Department of AUF to swing into action.

There was a strange silence in the AUF office. there were usually long periods of silence; after all how long do you need to spend on the minimum standard of a wheel spat.

This however was a STRANGE silence and no one was prepared to go first.................

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1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

........the Dress Code Department of AUF to swing into action.

There was a strange silence in the AUF office. there were usually long periods of silence; after all how long do you need to spend on the minimum standard of a wheel spat.

This however was a STRANGE silence and no one was prepared to go first.................

...... so they all sat back chewing on the blunt end of their Staedtlers, and again nothing was said all the way through smoko, until it was time for lunch and the silence was becoming too much for the couple of couples who had established in-office inter-personal relationships, when ......

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On 25/05/2025 at 8:57 AM, Captain said:

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AN OBSERVATION BY AN NESER WHO IS A VETERINARIAN

 

One can see the reason why he has had a love-heart tattooed on there, so the pain must have been worth it.

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Given the lack of response from the regular NES contributors, Crappy can only assume that this may be a bit close to home, and they may have a tattooed love-heart similarly located.

 

Oh well, don't knock it if you haven't tried it, I guess.

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.....the Delegate from the Upper and Lower Murray Scout Flyers Association walked into the room, straight from the Dairy with his hob nail gum boots gouging the new planed and polished floor.

 

He froze, his mouth open in a rictus of fear.

 

On the screen was a powerpoint slide; on the slide was the back end of a Mutton Bird and on the Mutton Bird was the tattoo of the dreaded Moderati.

 

The Moderati were believed to have died out in the Medieval period when warriors from the Turbine clan put them to the axe, but every now and again one shows up. Loxie was one and Cappy had seen his tattoo but never told anyone. After Loxie was caught with his hand in the biscuit jar at AUF he was never heard from again.

 

Nobody noticed the three small scars under the Dele.gate's left ear, but they noticed he was starting to transform...........

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3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....the Delegate from the Upper and Lower Murray Scout Flyers Association walked into the room, straight from the Dairy with his hob nail gum boots gouging the new planed and polished floor.

 

He froze, his mouth open in a rictus of fear.

 

On the screen was a powerpoint slide; on the slide was the back end of a Mutton Bird and on the Mutton Bird was the tattoo of the dreaded Moderati.

 

The Moderati were believed to have died out in the Medieval period when warriors from the Turbine clan put them to the axe, but every now and again one shows up. Loxie was one and Cappy had seen his tattoo but never told anyone. After Loxie was caught with his hand in the biscuit jar at AUF he was never heard from again.

 

Nobody noticed the three small scars under the Dele.gate's left ear, but they noticed he was starting to transform...........

.into a :cessna pilot: .............Suddenly there was a huge.............

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......commotion as the Delegate yelled out, "Those photos are FAKE!!!" - resulting in an uproar as everyone jumped to their feet, with some protesting they were genuine, and others protesting they were AI-generated.

 

But the transformation of the Delegate went almost unnoticed during the uproar and commotion. But the signs were all there - the sudden appearance of epaulettes, where there were none formerly - the shirt turning from checked flannelette to crisp white cotton, and............ 

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1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

........those "AviatorSupreme" sunnys ...............

.... an Aircraft Spruce clip board embroidered with "Cessnas Rule", and fitted with an Ipad Pro, all strapped to his leg ......

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8 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....and the moustache trimmed to a surgeon's accuracy. That piercing look.........

.... of those bull-like "come-to-bed" eyes, that were really saying .....

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1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.......something different to what we know was on his mind and would soon.......

..... be manifest through his physical actions, and his .....

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