The Never Ending Story

[onetrack]

.....OT, with his stunning food displays from his several food vans. "Well, I never knew you were a major mobile food retailer!", exclaimed Cappy as he sampled some of OT's delicious Boulangerie food van offerings.

"Oh, it all started about 2000 years ago, when my great-great-great-great-great-great-great uncle, Josiah Track, saw this bloke in the Levant feeding 5000 people with five loaves of bread, and a couple of fish!"

 

"Josiah immediately thought up the idea of the first fish burger van in the Levant, and from there, our family has never looked back! Besides, it's so much easier to stretch the limited fish supplies out, when you have a van with an enclosed kitchen, rather than standing around in a carpenters outfit, just handing the food out, without even ensuring you get paid for it!"

 

"Since I took over the food van operations, the Boulangerie Van has been a massive hit, so much so, that..........

 

Edited 16 hours ago by onetrack

[Captain]

4 hours ago, onetrack said:

Since I took over the food van operations, the Boulangerie Van has been a massive hit, so much so, that..........

..... DG has turned out to be the ideal location to run a multi-ethnic food operation, as the population around here and Chintin would have to be the most genealogically diverse since my family declared the existence of The Levant and took over the .....

[onetrack]

.....daily operations and finance controls of the First Temple of Jerusalem - thus showing that our family ancestors could even show the Jews a thing or two, about handling big incomes.

 

Of course, what is not well known is that OT's ancestor, Josiah Track, had a major financial investor to compete with, one Jeremiah Cook, who controlled all the accommodation in the Levant.

 

Yes, Dear NES readers, that Jeremiah Cook just happened to be one of Cappys ancestors, and it's not well reported that accommodation was particularly tight, right about the time a huge star appeared over Jerusalem, and because of this, people couldn't even find a room in a Cook Motel to have a baby (or even create one).

 

This fact was solely due to the ruthless control over every Levant motel by said Jeremiah Cook, who had wangled the position of Comptroller of Motels in the Levant.

This enabled Jeremiah to scuttle plans for any proposed motels that competed with the Cook motel chain, and thereby led to the acute shortage of accommodation in the Levant.

 

Shortly after JC started going to school, and not long after he learnt the basics of monopolies and "big money" control, he set about.........

 

Edited 35 minutes ago by onetrack