......then the driver remembered the time he hit a wombat with a car, it was the same as hitting a rock and wasn't even angry but wrote the car off just the same. Rocks can derail trains......
......do anything at all to help the poor train as it approached the even more agitated wombat. We all know what will happen to the train when they meet, angry wombats are not to be messed with......
.....then admitted that the aero routine was not planned he was actually trying to work out how to control pitch with power seeing as the elevator was jammed with an empty bottle......
....they were firing frozen oranges from their cannons, one hit from these could cause some harm to the heli. Not to mention the vibration from the blades because Sanjay and Ranju Singh had drilled a hole in one blade tip to chain the machine up till the bill was paid back at the servo......
.......may I suggest that we could buy back all that 95 petrol for half price because it may not be very pleasing to your turbine engine. We could also do you a special deal on some very rare kerosine that we just happen to have for only fifteen dollars a litre. We keep that here for special visitors......
.......all went quiet on the rotary wing police enforcement device as the pilot realized that after four hours airborne with an endurance of 238 mins. this was maybe a bit predictable........
.....the poor police motorcyclist turned up all battered and bruised bleeding everywhere, "what happened to you" asked the cuntstable. "I was chasing a Morris Marina but he left me so fast that I thought I had stopped and got off to have a look"......
Although I don't use my auto pilot a lot it can be very helpful at times. Eg. when looking up details in ERSA, or when on a clearance to maintain alt or track etc. whilst looking for traffic or a landmark. The sensitivity for turb. is adjustable.
Before I moved home I had a 45-50 min. drive. Now the Darraweit Guim international airport is 200m from the front porch to the hangar. Visitors welcome but ring first on 0408 103868 strip is 650m fence to fence 18/36 grass 12m wide.