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Bandit12

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  1. ...is it wrong to appreciate a curvey Nanna?" Asked the Foot Long Sub. "Surely the TellyTurbsie can't hold it against a Nanna for being built like.....
  2. Asked the Bandido, who while not a goat herder or stone mason could still claim membership of a secretive society, the......
  3. can accept cost sharing or those clowns in CASASASASA will rip me a new one." Something that the LoxyPoxy knows about only too well, given that on the night he was to be initiated into the secret coven of....
  4. Off topic, but Scouting is definately dodgy Gavin. The last time I took my Cub Scouts on a camp, I encouraged 7 year olds to light cooking fires.
  5. Damn..... I'll find them reds though if it is the last thing I do
  6. So no communists Nev? Damn, I was even starting to look for a link between the board and the JFK assassination Where would we be in life without a good conspiracy theory or two....
  7. Just for the record David - I never would have thought you a rumour monger. I just figure the issues run much deeper than any affiliations like Masons. But if that is happening as you describe then obviously things become even more messy. I'm still concerned about communists though!
  8. The same could be said for Apex, Rotary, Lions and probably a heap of others. Even scouting, of which I was involved in for a number of years, had a disproportionately high number of older leaders. Now that we have rumoured about the Masons, perhaps it is time to move on. I wonder how many of the board members are commies?
  9. My first thought in that first video was that it all seemed pretty stable until the last 30 feet or so when the sink rate went up enormously too. I actually wondered whether the pilot let the airspeed drop off too much. Edit: actually my first thought was just how fantastic it looked flying around the treetops at that height. Heaps of fun, like riding a sportsbike at 10/10ths through the twisties. Unfortunately both leave no room for error or accident though, and with quite savage consequences. I think I will keep flying at height, and riding at 7/10ths!
  10. ...refried beans and a heaped plate of pickled cabbage. With that amount of noxious gas, not even an entire family of TurboTunnelers would be likely to......
  11. An outbreak of STDs in Coffs.....that Andy certainly knows how to "Cat" around, something that a Rat should be very concerned about. Thank goodness that ByronSpay knows what to do with a frisky......
  12. That comic relief is a marginal substitute for poor governance, but sometimes it is all that can be relied upon. Speaking of comic relief, what do you get if you cross an Andysodandy with a Turpieswithherpies?
  13. Balance will be ear infection - antibiotics should fix that. Weight? Maybe try an AbKINGQUEENJACKPro in conjunction with a very low calorie diet. Problems solved! (Invoice is in the mail)
  14. .....invoke my emergency powers and hereby declare the Captain to be demoted to a lowly Lieutenant and transferred to the Logistics divsion, under the command of Major RunForestRunMan. His performance and speed at replying has been suboptimal at best!" ****Chuckles quietly to himself***
  15. ...balloons up in preparation for his debutante ball. It was going to be a huge party, with all of the big names invited. Except for....
  16. David, I make a point of ignoring at least one question you ask on this forum every day..... Maybe I should join RA-Aus and run for the board. I could put my "ignoring" skills to good use there.....
  17. ....go out in public with his young singer. An added advantage of the bag was to hide the strong genetic link that was so obvious in the facial features of Tom the Turtle and Tina the Tortoise. Some would say they looked so similar they could almost be....
  18. Unfortunately, organisations that have a history of being very private and even secretive will attract some attention as people try to fill in the blanks for themselves. Scientology could also be an example, and these days it seems RA-Aus the most secretive of them all.......
  19. Edit: give your Aunt my regards and don't forget to ask for her pumpkin scone recipe.......
  20. ....visit to Mrs Ratatooie when Mr Ratatooie was out pleading with HypoxiLoxi. "But why have I been banned?" said the Rat in his speaky little voice. "Eh? What was that my hairy little friend? Speak up, I can't hair you!" exclaimed The Harlot (whose lips looked a little blue by this point. "I want to know why I have been banned" shouted the Rodent. "Oh you are asking me about getting banned" replied the Harlot "I actually asked if you would like to go and see a band with me, because......
  21. ....deals with his anger issues by dreaming of a scantily clad Telly Turbsie lounging by Captain's jacuzzi. "My psych, Dr 12Inch, told me that diversion therapy is really helpful for my anger issues" the Harlot exclaimed, "but now I just can't get the thought of.....
  22. I think that RA-Aus has some culture issues around this sort of thing Viper. From what I can understand and have read, the early days of ultralights was plagued with engine failures, and I believe that might be a member or two here who have had in excess of 20 or more engine failures during their time. Certainly if you read some of the US forums where they fly unlicensed, unregistered ultralights, things like engine failures are still quite commonplace. So the culture is to shrugg off these sorts of things. CASA doesn't want to really know about it, the ATSB hasn't the resources or interest in investigating, and RA-Aus probably neither the technical knowledge (although some specific people may have), funds (investigations can cost a lot of money) or perhaps even interest (already alluded to). The a/c owner is facing a loss of income until the insurance comes through and a suitable replacement can be found, probably an insurance excess and quite likely a rise in insurance premiums in the near future. And they probably aren't hugely keen to spend money trying to track down "why", when there is no return for that money spent. I feel your pain, but it seems that real investigations or outcomes from recreational aviation incidents are little more than a pipedream at the moment.
  23. Any landing that you walk away from is a good one Viper.....and as a parent I can understand that you are probably first and foremost glad that your daughter came through unscathed. It will be interesting to learn whether any causes can be identified though.
  24. Can a designer get the airworthiness certificate withdrawn? Most of my plans have a statement to the effect that if you modify the design, you are not building an "XYZ" any longer and if that was the case, the designer effectively washes their hands of the aircraft. Not sure how that would hold up legally, but it makes sense from a designers point of view.
  25. Okay, I worked it out. Do not click on the "Download Now" link. That is just advertising. If you already have Google Earth on your computer, just click the word "Fly" towards the top right of the screen and away you go. If you do not have Google Earth, click on the download link in the text (not the big advertising link mentioned above) and select the older version 6.2 (I think it was), it will download, you install it and then click on "Fly" on the page.
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