Boingk, I get a sense from your rather evident sarcasm and somewhat morbid scenario that you are unwilling to allow for any grey, preferring a black or white approach. That's all well and good in theory, but doesn't happen to fit well with reality. So we have established that you will never allow yourself to get into a sticky situation, particularly when it comes to control failures or bad weather. Great work, but I'm afraid that I'm not at your level of competence, and I am sure that there are many others (not just me) who are happy to admit that they also have gone up (after getting a properly considered wx report), only to find that things are a bit more marginal than expected.
When it comes to stalling in a turn, it would be great if we could all avoid it as you plan to do. But flying isn't black and white. I've said it before, all that is needed is one distraction or preoccupation (I know, I know, you don't get them because you planned ahead better), or heaven forbid, encountering windshear turning final which may cause you to get uncomfortably close to a stall at less than 30 degrees AOB (I know, I know, you would have been aware of the wind conditions and carried an extra 20 knots to cover that).
Please excuse my sarcasm in return, but this is the Student Learning area and not everyone reading this has necessarily got a really good grasp of what is happening in a turn. All this thread has really highlighted is that there is a lot of confusion about flight at the lower end of the envelope, especially regarding stall speeds and turns and "unloading". I suspect that a number reading may not even quite get what unloading is, or why it affects stalling. Perhaps one of our more experienced members like Nev may like to start a new thread on unloading, or DJP from an aerobatics instructor perspective may be able to explain it better.