bull

6 hours ago, Captain said:

Doubtfire then had a particularly playful Gorpinton pussy run up the inside of her VicPol issued skirt, and she was at that instant certain that the pussy was intent on checking out her

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,very large and very loose...................                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [By the way whilst Bull was perusing facebook and wondering why his posts where getting mucked around with he came across an old photo of Turdo and The rat at the blue oyster bar]

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

.....I'm too busy prawning and keeping tourists occupied, to bother with your problems! Why don't you just depart that bitterly cold, overpopulated and rainy State, and come up to Sunny Queensland and join me on my prawn trawler! I'm looking for good deckies, and with your skills at handling rough crowds, I reckon you could...........

............many cases of diarrhea and increase the prawn yield. Suddenly out of the blue Turdy came flying............

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

..........runs he'd ever had. The trail behind the trawler spread for two square kilometres.

After this he polished up his HAACP skills, and focused on the Drifter Flight programme, setting up deck chairs along the side of the runway so the guests could get that "up front and personal" view lie Jonah nd the whale, but a student on approach .......................

.got a dose of the sh#ts as well and old Bull being the excellent fisherman that he is , noticed that the prawns where jumping out of the water eating the brown trail.....Now this gave Bull an idea so laxatives where added to the menu and soon the prawn catches where out of control . Now on top of the ballistic [avref] white bait { Bulls treated cooked prawns at market]   ......catches and the tourism venture with the drifters [another avref] his cooked ready to eat Banana prawns where................

11 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....being his petulant best and ordering Captain Bull to pay attention.

As we know, this is not the way to get Captain Bull smiling and compliant and Albo was hit in the face by a handful of 5 day old prawns which ............................

 

...had been left in the sun for days....the smell was...............

1 hour ago, Captain said:

1st we had reports that Bull had allowed himself to be taken advantage of by the CWA ladies, and now I am advised that he has been building his Jackoff and/or other aircraft while cooking here. If he can achieve all that while staying under the radar (avref) he deserves promotion to be .....

.............chief rissole maker as the Bone rissole and seafood supplier. Old Bull went so well that soon he had a fleet of cat longliners that supplied most of the Asian market in Australia ,and soon old Albo Sleazy [prime fucw#t of Australia] created a new business award and Bull was summoned to Canberra to..................................                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [,now to another matter :[Quote: Cappy congratulates Bull, as his new fine vessel and his position of great responsibility obviously contains a keyboard with a caps/shift function that works. Now THAT is ImPrEsSiVe. {Captain needs to get with the times as Bll has had a caps lock for over 10 years now.....Now in his new elevated position of chief rissole maker and seafood supplier .]    Bulls new apprentice rissole maker hired under the government grant to employ immigrants .....

10 hours ago, onetrack said:

 

Bull was more than impressed, he was ecstatic about the gifts, and he was then seen...........

................heading out to sea from Queensland ,so the Hobart report was false, now Bull was seen prepping up a long line to set using all the new bait supplied by turdine cat farms . A few days later his boat was seen coming into port at Bundaberg loaded to the gills with king prawns and squid,bloody good bait said Bull. Now this did not impress the.......

[Ps just to clarify old Bull has come out of retirement to go skipper a trawler in Qld and any reports of sightings in Hobart is disinformation .This is Bulls fine vessel for the next two months .

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......tomatoes which were the envy of every gardener in the district.

Of course the secret was mixing in a liberal dose of "CT Power" a new product. It was actually made by grinding down cats bones, thus solving the last sustainability issue of the cat farms, but we don't need to go into that here. CT Power was also sold in the car industry and was ideal to protect the inside of steel tubes from rusting. It was at a Recreational Aviation workshop seminar that ......................

....the truth came out about the "other" plants turdo had been growing in between his tomato's and Border force had descended upon his huge............. 

13 hours ago, Captain said:

...... Eva Braun's grandma and the Kaiser's missus, who were hanging off his arm (as the ladies always do with Turbo) and begging for a .......

....look at turdo,s huge...............

11 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....that airstripper is none other than"..............but before he could get it out the local constable said "Turbo, I'm arresting you for revealing it in a Public Place."

 

The press went wild; all their stories starting "We can't say where this came from, but he was a distinguished gentleman of English line sometimes in the clutches of the Golbeys, but seems to have unmasked Mr Turbo at last and wehave been told .................

 

........this might have something to do with the construction of a migrant camp on Great keppel island,[old iwasaki had always had his eyes on it!] .that had been 3 times over.................

9 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... looked at Russ Hinze & his mate Turbo, for guidance, about which they said ....

...Iwasaki would know what to do,as the money bag thumps got loader and more frequent. Old Iwasaki said.......................

On 21/02/2024 at 11:20 AM, turboplanner said:

.......Charters for this was the first tower Joh had kocked down.

This enraged the Charters Towers Progress Association because they had been advertising the towers as "The 12 Apostles" and tourists by the thousands used to visit Charters Towers (God knows, there was nothing else to see there), and they "mobilised". Not many people know the saying "Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned" was adapted for a modern Play from an older saying "Hell has no fury than a Western Queenslander scorned." and this was the beginning of Joh's downfall which ended ......................

..on some peanut farm out Kingaroy way,,,My how the mighty had fallen and the sound of the thump at the bottom was.....................

7 hours ago, Captain said:

given that Albo frequents lots of ......

...."Manky places as part of his..............

2 hours ago, onetrack said:

.......early warning systems that pick up.........

.the smell of two strokes,now this really upset.................

21 hours ago, Captain said:

Crappy thanks Turdy for the acknowledgement of his sensitivity and states, for the record, that all other events, as mentioned by the Turdster, are true and correct. 

...Weeelll not quite "true"said Bull,     [who had been busy studying the effects of the emissions caused by the monkey nut propulsion system ],  Turdo,s name started way back in the NES when he first stole an f16 [The one in his avatar photo!,yes he still has it hidden away somewhere ]  and brought it to Wagga Wagga [i was just gunna mount it on the roof officer really!] After an exhaustive multitude of tests it was soon found that amongst the emissions was a very unknown gas called Tokuji Toxic gas that was deadlier then mustard gas and that it  was heavier then air, and as it settled it then hibernated then later emerged from the ground  to emit a toxic cloud of gas that...................

22 hours ago, turboplanner said:

 

that was heavier then air and as it settled it hibernated then later emerged to emit a toxic cloud of gas that..............

3 hours ago, Captain said:

most members of the Turbinesu family can be dicks at times, so he ......

,went to the local macca,s instead and this caused................

4 hours ago, onetrack said:

3 hours ago, Captain said:

.....ound Lidia's large and well used  .....

 

...................centerlink file and discovered that................

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

CT was in the sh......................

......it big time this time and started looking for a way out. Meanwhile Cappy started to .............

2 hours ago, CT9000 said:

.....prepared for impact as the wombat ran head down arse up straight at the train.....

.....and totally missed the tram and collided with CT on his posty bike as he went down the shop for a bottle of milk. Now that same milk was all over his............

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

...very common one LMEO or ........

 

.YMC ASW ........was and can be taken for many combinations of thought "but the words where usually used on final after being cut off by a straight in lander and the anger used.........

36 minutes ago, Captain said:

.... a period of great tension between the WA Gays and Straights, which rivalled the Bodgies and Widgies of the 60s or the West Side Story's Jets and Sharks, who .....

.began that strange cult like thing called..................

1 hour ago, Captain said:

.... exaggeration & shortcuts being taken, which caused Wihelm Albrect Bacher to utter the immortal phrases "She'll be right mate" "No wuckers" and "The original design will have included heaps of contingent allowance for that", which was the reason why his initials have been used for the most odious of .....

..memes! some in good taste others not so,WaB had taken to flying [avref] his modified ........

1 minute ago, Captain said:

.... Rolf joined the Oirish Rovers in their version of Jake the .......

..rake,who had been convicted of..............

21 hours ago, Captain said:

..... in his typical smug and caustic tone, that .....

.....don't forget to bring your tight leather suit tomorrow at the "forty eighth" gathering of the NES founders at the "BoB cause it always gets a .................{oh shit seems i have spoken out of turn "again" will endeavor to try harder to keep up ,,,Bull...

3 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... conclude that the bloke who wrote the sign couldn't spell.

 

It should end in "IAR" you clot, not "ON".

 

This caused all sorts of issues in the Sign Printing Industry, the largest and most prestigious player in which is Turbine Corflute and Spell Checking P/L, whose spokesperson was cautious but volunteered that .....

.well it depends on the interpretation ,,you could be causing pain and distress by your actions of incorrect spelling and the taunting of the dyslexic is  frowned upon by the masters that be and..........