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  1. Now we must give Cappy some sympathy and leeway for his shift key comments as He and ALL of the other NES contributors including the SRA Bull know that Bulls old Laptop went to the graveyard of 40fathoms deep and Bull has had his "new"satellite laptop for over 5 years now............it is the early onset of old man desease with the memory thing i think not sure maybe.......
  2. Now now Cappy ,do you not want to bring the snooker room into disrepute as this would be violating the contracted agreement between you and the snooker room that you signed back in 1977,, Which state that any member that brings disrepute shall be expelled and a permanent entry ban is now in place....signed:Bull,,,[snooker room administrater]
  3. .quartermaster and handled all the administration over to..................
  4. .SORRY TO INTERRUPT: ....NES,BREAKING NEWS...:Reports are coming out from small towns all over Australia that a "flyfree"CONVOY of aircraft are assembling to fly from Darwin via Qld and NSW to Tasmania and are planning apon having one aircraft each to "breakdown" on the active strip with standby breakdowns to cover the other runways on every major Airfield in Australia [ps The ramp towing contractors and bulldozer operators have all stood in solidarity with the grass roots aviators and are condemning the actions taken against the brotherhood of aviation and the fuellys are there too] Now Casa officials are finding that suddenly a whole lot of :aircraft are having breakdowns on the active runways and these range up from thrusters to Airbuses....:End News Flash: Now back to the story.......before any of this could occur the new MAJOR country wide EMMERGENCY of these grass roots flyer convoy thing must be dealt with as Marky mark could not get his mig 19,s [brought cheap from his biggest partner] off the runways to back up his line because of all the FOD on the runways from exploding rotaxes and the odd turbine. I know how we can fix this said OT we can..............
  5. collecting Mt Wellington on the way to..............
  6. Hindsight is a great animal, but this can and has happened to low time engines too..
  7. Cappys new job took him to far flung [mind the pun] places on Earth,and so far he was loving it. Well said OT i bet .....
  8. completly forgotten by now so a new direction became lore....this was proclaimed by Ratty early today at the "new Direction "services and..................
  9. but this did not work, so instead quickly imported some white Australian cockatoo,s and this worked for a while until the cockatoos started.............
  10. ..remember the one thing the chinese can not stand[green coral trout they hate them] and CT and Bull where soon seen working tirelessly constructing something for hours until finally Bull presented his new weapon to defeat the chinese. This should sort them out cried OT as he set something up on the table and..................
  11. hey turdo ? that might be a use for those little islands left over from the sand thingy ?? you could use them as prisons/
  12. and as we know can be a bit of a handful at times [so mavis recons ,but we think its bullshit] and can cause some havoc when he............
  13. Blew up the road and pushed the road trains into the straights,,,now Turdo ever quick to salvage a dollar decided to go into the ship scrapping game as the small islands where ideal to tear down a steel ship or two . Well somehow turdine industries got the contract to scrap those 53 ships and several hundred others already booked in rumor has it he brought these ones too. The local where wrapped!! for taswegians always liked to fu#$ things up, so destroying ships was fun and they get payed for it,[at turdine industries lowest legal hourly rate too,$15 phr...............This caused...
  14. potent form of control[Turbo after telling the wife about the islands ] ,,,said Turbo ,[who was facing multiple million dollar law suits over the sand island fiasco and "other "things,,, and was turning against the government ] now they will want to.............
  15. catastrothic/catastrofic/,,,,,,%#$#$6 it wing [avref]snapping off from the aerodynamic forces [avref]created by the airfoil [avref] shape and passage off air over said surface you know that one wing landings a not gunna be much fun for you said Cappy,why we could................
  16. how better the coastline now looked compared to last years trip to Bellingham.The before shot whilst camping last year and the same view now with The Turdine causeway under construction [now plaqued by cost overuns and steel quality of cofferdams and also a gambling scandal involving.......
  17. BREAKING NEWS;;;;;; The NES dunny read paper now reports a new scandal involving Turdine ceo Turbo and a paid fake news media individual with secret stock holdings who posted fake reassurances that the islands will not sink.[tell that to Greta !!]and under cover recordings allegedly the ceo of CT Industries and Turbo conspired to defraud the fine New state of Tazzy by using shoddy sand and coffadams and sub contracting out to old mate Chairman Dan,s civil earth moving division.The lastests updates seem to indicate that.........
  18. but no real need to worry as the sand islands being built by Turbine industries will soon sink as are the other ones they finished https://tomorrow.city/a/dubai-man-made-islands and the law suits have only just begun on those ones. The absimal island creation record of turdine industries should be investigated by royal commission and all Turbine assets should be confiscated by the New Tazzy ragime until proof of all purchases and deed changes and zoning changes made and by whom are reported in triplicate and made freely available to the public!!!!said Bull. My god said OT what have we created here..............
  19. and said,,That is they fate of all who dare to cross our sacred border into Wonderland Australia. [A new country apparently ??] Well drawled a bloke who has had some border breaking success,,,I,ll give it a bash he said . And i reckon he will too just for the clicks ,lol check out Cappy disquised as a bloke called the "million dollar Bogan"as he busted Pullachooks berlin wall. Last seen heading for the Tanimi to sneak in the bush way ah Cappy?Come on Cappy we know it was you said Bull,,but Bull was known for bull too ,so the truth may never be known but i,m sure Turdo will save us all??
  20. .insurance details for the...........
  21. leapfrogged over Cappys unrelated to the story posting , and pulled their pink tiger tank to a halt and began.....................
  22. ..to .to finally find out the origin of the........
  23. pushed Cappy out on the balcony and waiting there was a harness for two hanging down from a surplus old aussie army blackhawk, piloted by OT ,grinning madly as he looked down for the signal to winch them up. Now the crowd had seen what was occurring and started to............................. ...[a blackhawk hovering over the neigborhood tends to attract people lol]
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