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  1. bull
    Buxum/bucam/buxem/@#$$% Bit breasted blond woman sitting in the back seat smiling at Turbo and the closest one who had theFM boots on , slowly started to get out of the car and approach turbo, But Turbo retreated in fear and shame and some horror , thinking about all his past adventures that are now just a distant memory and never again will the tea shop ladies smile everytime he walked in the door ,now they just mutter and laugh and..................
  2. bull
    ..... plus can you email me a copy asap please, as I would like to check out a couple of his graphs to see if he is, indeed, .......... ...............................................Sorry no can do as the skin graphs machine is broken but we could do you copy of his skin graths results if that would suffice.
  3. bull
    ......and scorched and led to his hospitalisation with 3rd degree burns for over a month on drips and skin graphs and sexy nurses and no more means to do any thing about it [due to the fire burning things to a crisp] and all because he believed Cappy about the Metho treatment that Cappy had explained to turbo like this [ok mate just use a teaspoon of metho ok and rub it around to thin it out ,,,,,,,and turdo had used a soup spoon and you know the end result. Why oh why did you use a bloody soup spoon full turbo,,,Turbo replied .Well i thought that a bit more for insurance as these little buggers bite and ..........................
  4. bull
    having a ball until one day after a steamy session with a waitress from the chicken joint in agnew he developed a terrible red rash and did not know what to do . So after many minutes of comptemplation and other big word things, he decided to...................... [Turbo,s Hospital photos from the next day ]
  5. bull
    Tell the truth you where beaten to the punch by old Bull, and you know it ! You just still got this thing about rodents being smarter then bovines,,Which as all regular attendee,s of the NES will know is not correct as ratty is well known for those blank moments and dribbling conversations [bit like joe] And is well known to not be the smartest smarty out of the packet!,,,,,,[Bull,s still pretty quick out of a gate [especially if the missis is chasing him ],,,,,,,,,lol
  6. bull
    .you know i,m jack of this , about a couple of posts ago I was a CEO with the suit and all , and here i am covered in sheep s#$t for what Cappy "for Bloody what"????? [Turbo,s meeting the locals ] Cappy just bowed his head and in a deep slow voice said...........
  7. bull
    .called up his best detective ,,the intrepid OT who straight away was looking for clues . He dicovered a................
  8. bull
    Sorry about that ,and yes out of place ,,sorry all ....just stupid
  9. bull
    Sorry if i offended anybody ,but i,m so sick of others trying to push their own agenda on me,,,I dont care what you stand for i do not wanna know ok each to their own....let live and fly,be it over Fraser Island or K'gari. Whatever floats your boat ,, ,,Now back to the story of a plane crash on Fraser Island. I really hope crayonbox is gunna be ok with not too many leg issues. I can only wish him the best and hope for a speedy recovery .
  10. bull
    .a danger to society and must be put in victoria for ever ,,,,FLAARK that said Bull you,ll never take me alive ,as he dashed for the trusty Jackaroo and pulled the starter cord over and over again until a sound was heard ,,,But not the sound of his trusty rotax ring a ding ring, but a loud "snap" and he fell arse over tit with the handle still in his hand and a short piece of starter cord!! Oh s%&tt now what ,thought Bull but in a flash of insperation he.................. [The frustration was something like this bloke lol]
  11. bull
    .his advice about stopping was in the literal sence ,but as they say ,,,,there is no getting the stupid out of stupid people ah......now this upset Mavis who..............
  12. bull
    Is to me and will always remain Frazer Island...............................................
  13. bull
    .something similar to this,https://alpoma.medium.com/landing-with-cables-the-systems-of-blériot-brodie-and-reitsch-114009ce036e [very scetchy] said Bull ,who was the technical adviser to Turbine arrestor system [not really an arrestor wire ,more like a cable snatch but i wander again,,, back to the story] It is a sure fire system to help save lives,[bit like lockdowns] and keep you.............
  14. bull
    Pretty ugly ah?
  15. bull
    And this one?
  16. bull
    https://www.google.com/search?q=Bellanca+28-90_RQ&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjZt9aOg5rzAhXadn0KHdNQAHIQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1366&bih=625&dpr=1#imgrc=9HelPKFyyG85VM
  17. bull
    wondering WTF was going on !!! ..and decided to just ignore the part time partners and go on with the story.......Now Cappy woke up from his part nightmare and realised that it was not the d9 that he saved bull in but a humble little 447 rotax and ignoring the wordsmiths here he embraced another money making scheme with the .................
  18. bull
    He remembered he had left the kettle on back at Wreckflying headquarters,[that old brick shed way over in the corner of Pt Cook airfield in pricktoristan] and proceeded to return to WFHPC for a nice cup of tea but the wind had got up and the jackaroo was tossed until Turdo came out in some scary yellow machine and guided the way in for Bull and all was...............
  19. bull
    .much more appealing body odour, something akin to..............
  20. bull
    .of an ancient custom of the Wherthefluckarewe....tribe pigmies from the long grass areas of New Guinea , By nessecity ,being so short they had developed a beat by which to jump up to with the exact same high tempos as Cappys rendition. They did this to be able to navigate and was widely believed to have developed the telescope using cracked zero windscreens[avref] and bamboo! Thats not true said Cappy,,, I have shared genes with my PNG cousin who is a member of the WTFAW tribe and passed it on to me ,,true story [here,s my cousin in the long grass]why i reckon i,m............... .........
  21. bull
    being vaccinated,,,,now did,nt that cause a fuss NES chambers looked like a hen house with feathers flying [avref] as all its members looked for an exit from this madness brought on by none other then the Chairman himself Old Dan boy...the chambers quickly emptied [ escaping NES members led by none other then OT himself]and soon only ratty and turbs was left , me i,m still trying to start that bloody jackaroo!!but i,ll hang around to find out what ratty intends to do about it................
  22. bull
    Coffee and snags flyins everywhere [avref] as people turn to the dark side the effect is being felt all .....
  23. bull
    .could do with all those nice new flouro gear ,as it gets pretty dark on the apple isle sometimes ,said Bull ,and the bodies will really perk up the crayfish industry. Sign me up Turdo said sounds like the crays are a good investment but we will have to get Dan old mate nto talkto Xi about removing the trade restrictions. That wont work said OT we will have to.......................................
  24. bull
    .we can make Qweenswend look really silly ah ,,,said Chairman Dan, anyhow turdo me old mate ,wanna come for a trade [wink wink ] trip to china next month ? We could.........
  25. bull
    [Turbo ready for work] .and slowly drew a breath, the redness in his face was a dead set clue to his lying and...............
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