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  1. an agent that colluded with rasg [resident aviators support group] to influence the result of the RAA [RESTRICTING AVIATION ASSOCIATION] elections for new board members. Now a name from the past {mavis] was put forward and...................
  2. he is protected,[glad you remember that little incident with my sister Iaann ,,said turdo] and can not be prosecuted. The wreck flyer forums erupted with the sounds of dissent, we are very ..........
  3. .get myself 14 virgins and go to the greek islands with Nobu in his zello, Thats a bloody good idea said turdy,got any spare virgins?.....maybe we could..............
  4. you car,nt do that screamed Poodundan,,,,,,,i promised Xi that i would give him NSW as well as South Austria. You cost me much money doing that and i,ll.......
  5. ..mixed breeds they are,,,why just the other day sir Ratty was telling us about his uncle the hedgehog who had...........
  6. .some crows as the rspca will.......................
  7. No no damage at all to air-frame,undercarriage absorbed all impact. i had an engine failure at 300 ft and that little track was the only place to go . Managed to get her down and on roll out hit that ditch that you can see just above the wing line only damage was undercarriage tubes and one prop blade nearly got away with it,, if ditch was not there would have been fine...she is repaired and flying again now.
  8. Depends how hard you hit
  9. of covid 19 ,so everything came to screaching stop. Now people where starting to revolt and started strapping those $500 rotax thingys onto some bits of plywood and onmass started to fly out of Prictoria. Now the premier of Qweensland Topchook said ,call the airforce and shoot them all down ,,DO NOT LET THEM CROSS OUR BORDERS. Well the f18,s where patrolling along the border when..............
  10. report strange banjo noises coming out of the Forrest,now Poodundan was seen to be ...............
  11. rear orifice , "" POOO "" ,,,,, WHAT,S that smell screamed turdo after seeing the apparition call poodundan [witness protections new identity given to King Jon Dan] emerge from the septic tank where he had been hiding from...............
  12. the look on King jon Dan premier of Prictoria face as the real king of the big island put out a law that would wrest the commie control of Prictoria away from him..my god screamed Hilo, Commie Dan,s jaw hit the ground harder than a dambusters [avref] big boy bomb [avref] hit the turpitz[ navref]Commie Dan could be heard muttering under his breath ,flarrk how me pay back big china now shi shit he said , i,ll have to join the witness protection act after i get kicked out of prictoria,,,,,,No fluccing way a voice in the distance could be heard saying,,i,ll make sure they know where you..............
  13. hanger [avref] now turdo,s peck is not your normal peck either and the things that he did where..................
  14. the occasional peck behind the......................
  15. Love ,something they brought over from Tazzie after the great northern migration of 62 during the run away from ..............
  16. ...slightly weird practice of...............
  17. ...slightly clingy run of effluent ,to rinse off the...............
  18. indulge in his greatest fantasy,As the sound of the large tractor approached it became known to all as a bloke was live streaming it,,,,,,,My god screamed .......................
  19. Hey shouted Bull ,what the fluck are saying there Ratty , you where the one to introduce us all to your oriental extraction process! So do you mean you got it................
  20. Never as good as the flucktruck [hq panelvan] or the finger wagon [ford escort panelvan ] brings back memories of the Bone drivein said bull,why we used to.........
  21. And a mass takeoff [avref] was witnessed with the casa inspector running after the screaming rotaxes, These bloody NES members are gunna be totally flucked when they land . He was screaming blue murder to all and sundry and going really red in the face. over in the distance could just be seen Cappy and turdo trying to swing the prop in the Savannah to escape after turdo flattened the battery watching porn online all night, Bloody hell screamed Cappy , whats this white stuf all over the seats ?
  22. aandd gaaaviin dont forget to bait that "rat"trap tonight the ratty was seen ..........
  23. You could trade a blown seal [avref,, something to do with exscimos or something]] for a sheep stuck in the fence to a kiwi,the ratty had.............
  24. ,they could not hold their walking sticks and play the guitar at the same time ,I can said hilo as he was seen to be strumming the guitar with a part of his anatomy whilst doing the strings with one hand and shoving the walking stick up.......................................
  25. ..something you would see on prime time reality tv. Now just at that moment over the hill came the ladies auxiliary group from the rissole, who walked right into the debarkle of hilo and sgt doubtfire,,hats went flying and walking sticks where brandished as weapons and as one the ladies ..........................
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