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  1. retiredn to the little room ,,, now back to starlight he was now apoplectic about his.................
  2. and another shot with Bonnie during the russian uprising of 1932Bonnie had put a little weight on after the feasting of 1930,ah said turbo ,i remember it well ,,why ................
  3. the shit hit the fan big time ,Starlight punched out the braking chute and just managed to stop before the bmw became FOD[avref],constable blog immediately yellow stickered the 35 for no tail lights ,and then arrested starlight for fuel theft,,a loud procession of profanity spewed from starlights mouth as constable Blogg handcuffed him and led him to the bmw,hmmm thought starlight here,s my chance i,ll...........
  4. He had left his keycard at home ,,so he taxied the 35 up to the local servo and filled her up with premium and then did a runner, just as he reached v2[avref] along the country road in front of the servo a................
  5. the vne [avref] of the modified x35that he stole off the yanks. Starlight dipped the tanks and realised that he....
  6. note! Now after much thought and musing he decided he would...............
  7. just the first sortie,,,YOU must defeat the corrupt Biden/harris coup, Dead people should NOT be allowed to vote ,said onesie and the fate of the free world now stood up to Captain Starlight,,,,,what was he to do???shall i........
  8. He had gone through a TIME GATE and was now in the year 2020, and the republican army was screanming for pilots to help fend off the black clad hoodie wearing antifa army[formed by the democrates] "really good money and top accommodation,Captain Starlight was immediately put through a familiarisation program for the latest f 35 fighter...Now this took some getting used to as the speeds where startling old starlight and he...............
  9. .ears as the white things had eaten quite a bit off the top of them,after a very good shower he was ready. now................
  10. Vaseline and a box of tissues!!!!Now hold on fellows screamed Ahlox i can explain this ,,,OK well it was like this,I had..............
  11. becoming like the previous blonde lady and so, scarpered for the protection of the mighty hi lux ute,,only to find...............
  12. a good fire, like the last time with that girl from the other tribe [the vege eaters tribe]with the whiter skin remember ? Now maybe we could.
  13. doing a spit roast with the white man seasoned with.....
  14. ..the ballistic parachute handle! Nah said the rat,he had better watch out for those Amazonian warrior women ,they like those skinny boys in leather pants .Yes said Me,eat,men [the butcher of the local sausage eating tribe]those leather pants always make the meat more tender.We might have a................[Meeatmen and her sisters]
  15. a tiny little grass strip just within range , but..........
  16. fire up the old jeep with the ww2 flight pac fitted [AVREF] she flew alright the last time i took her up , hmmmm must have been around 1952 i think said Morton . Ok said turdy but where is cappy going to sit?
  17. I advise you to steer cleer of it ! Go west young man...Alice springs is pretty crowded, but ya might get a tie down spot if ya hurry said.................
  18. aerostar crashed at the end of the runway whilst attempting to takeoff whilst 1500kg overweight with bed linen and cocaine. The end result of this [TEPOC] investigation only recovered the bed linen as the cocaine had disappeared.[suspected to have been flown out via Cappy airlines disguised as..............
  19. Stop press: Asio has arrested the ring leader of the NES import company as part of the investigations into international money laundering, Sgt,Wegotja said that the Captain [alias ,cappy /Ratty/etc] was involved in the moving of funds from international crime rings into Australia. And a nation wide alert has been issued for the captains second in charge who we are closing in on ,beware this individual is classified as dangerous and the public is advised to NOT approach him if recognized and notifie authorities immediately. He is described as looking like a village people actor with a pentchant for tight leather pants. This is the only image we have of him at present and if seen report straight away.
  20. Arse, now the vespa was careening at a fast pace heading directly for.............
  21. around the bend at a great pace ! Oh sxxxt said........
  22. Notice! to all concerned , The Tigress progress association hereby deny any assosiation with the aviator called Issac or the other bottom feeding rat cappy as the last time we saw them up the tigress they...........
  23. very compromising way with .......
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