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The NES , who seem to have now gone to the redacted monkeys with 1980,s motorola phones and FBI/CIA/cappy,s weird dreams and conspiracy theories....................Well you have to roll[avref] with the times said turdy, why just now 88 was..............
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sound of Ahlox,s rotax 582 [avref] spinning up to his 6600 max revs was heard ,and heads turned to see...Ahlox,s blue machine soaring overhead ,flat out climbing at 400 ft per minute with all the weight of the..................
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..the old massey could only do 20 mph flat out, so cappy now had a problem ! a mathamatical problem ,between stall speed [avref] and massey speed,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,??hmmmm said 88 maybe he should..........
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the Scottish and welsh was flowing thickly amongst the many many other diverse languages spoken by the rello,s of the cappy and turdo. Now i,m confused said 88[formally 87]why just now the rat was................
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.every morning just looking for his socks !!and dont get him started on those special custom made 3 hole jocks,,,,,said .............
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cooperated with the german submarine commander [the famous 88,,,then known as 87] to bring .................
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will forever be etched [literally] in stone [as he looked up just as it went bang and was seared into the courtyard]and remembered as the one who....................
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bit late cappy,and hilo and 88 where seen dancing around the conning tower and rolling around in fits of laughter after seeing the turd boy and cappy paddling away from the wreck on a Cowley float,,An evil laugh could be heard as 88 turned the submarine around and yelled to hilo ::ramming stations;and both cappys and turdys eyes grew ever and ever bigger as they watch the sharp.........
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Meanwhile 88 had checked the torpedo compartment and had found there was 4 perfect type 94 torpedos already loaded in the tubes ,you beauty he said to himself before he went and dragged old hilo back on board. After drying himself Hilo said "look over there " whats that boat it looks like the one the turd cruised to the gold coast schoolies on last year . Hmmm said 88 with an evil look on his face...
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.... he realised that it was just hilo,s BO, so he tied him to a rope and threw him over the side and towed him for awhile to get rid of the smell. Now Turdo and the rat had been living the life on Turdos private resort on king island after crashing the mighty gemini on the beach after running out of fuel just as they arrived. After many parties and liaison's with King island local girls ,they decided to go cruising on Turdos private yacht and after about 10 daiquiris and some 5 fingered tomato bush, the Cappy slurred to Turdo,,,Hey what,s that stick thingy following us in the water hmmm said the Turd i,m not sure but maybe it is ..............
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a faint voice calling out "",who,s that ?"" 88 got up and looked around and down on the beach sat hilo who was exhausted after his swim to the island after turdo flicked him off the thruster. After giving him some water from his radiator cooler bag he managed to snag off the thruster before being thrown to the tail 88 sat down and Hilo and 88 started to discuss how to escape to enact revenge apon the rat and the turd. Hilo said you know a bit about those old submarine thingys don,t you? Why,s that said 88? well said Hilo as i was swimming to the beach i saw a remarkably preserved type VII german uboat laying in a cove just around the corner there, as he pointed to the nearest headland, ok lets have a look said 88 and they started walking along the beach and as they rounded the headland where astounded to see.................this..,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,Mein gott,,,, said 88 ,in a previous life before the witness protection program i skippered one of them [88 in a previous life] and ................
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turdo,s hideaway on king island. Only one problem the mighty gemini just did not quite have enough range being so heavy with 88 still clinging to the tail of his [stolen by turdy] gemini. Ok said the whimpering pin cushion that was once cappy after fixing the punctured fuel line with a band aid,, we will have to..........
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These bullheads in my arse are becoming a real problem as i think one has punctured your fuel line as the fuse was slowly filling up with 87 unleaded[because 88 was always a cheap bastard] and they where leaving a contrail behind them,the internet went wild with the scream,,,,it,s chem trails again Dan dan is spraying all melbournians with DDT to kill the virus..................Na that car,nt be right said hilo i think it is just cappy peeing himself because Sgt Doughtfires Prictorian ultralight enforcement squadron, was closing in on the mighty thrusters tail .[see attached photo] Now what do we do said Cappy...............I have no idea said turdo [hanging on for grim death to the spindly fuselage pole as 88 said he was not welcome inside].Just shut up and watch said 88 as he threw the mighty gemini into a...................
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Corporate takeovers always stuff up a good thing,,,bloody shame to see this site [which has always been a "friendly" site] now turn into the 2020 """we want more and more""" just like the RAA has gone . Will be the death of recflying me thinks ,,,,,sad
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the notorious thruster undercarriage spring started to bend and Cappys arse was descending[avref] ever closer to the gravel below and worse still the drag was becoming almost too much for 88 to keep the old gemini straight and it started veering towards the big patch of bull heads or as the southerners call them 3 point jacks [qld tyre and arse destroyers] Oh shit could be heard from the cappy just before...............
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the blue oyster doing skid marks and traction events[don,t ask said cappy] . Well that is a fine..............
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And after doing the singing thing and seeing the photos of turdo,s new chaps,,Cappy decided that that leather look was just right for his next appointment,so after being online for 5 minutes his new leathers where on the way ,this is cappy,s new "assistant " trying them on for him,,,WOW said hilo you,ll look a treat at the grand reopening of the blue oyster bar [after the covid bullshit],,i bet you,ll get plenty of...................
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new undies, as he had not changed them for a week , and they where starting to..........
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I,m with stupid, with an arrow pointing at turdo,,,,,said cappys new shirt from Dan dan. I,m offended screamed.............
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..border country of southern NSW?? Pan pan [avref]Dan dan said to the rat,,,,,it,s all the same now. The Prictorian SS BRANCH of CASA had taken advantage of the current pandemic and no flying to start snooping around all the very FULL hangers around the country to try and find all those raa flyers who had not renewed the rego of their hobbie cats with victas,,well said turdo........
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this new format reeellly suckkks ,and it is not giving out notifications at all. Arrghhh she be right said Salty [also just rescued, from the dark web] Eeeannn will change it again soon ,so don,t sweat it,it,s 2020 for flucks sake,,sake sounds like a good idea ,said Turdo [just back from Hiroshima]don,t mind if i do , he said as.............
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After months of being lost in the dark web,those chicko lolls sound awesome cried the decrepit creature that once was a proud and strong BULL , who was now downtrodden by EEEEannnn and his format changes and was reduced to begging outside the local FBO[avref]for joy flights just to feed his raging habit.. After searching hi and lo [he had nothing ] Bull stumbled on the NEW wreckflying and is to this point withholding judgment as to improvements or detriments....Flark where is my komono,cried Nobu,it was just here a minute ago.....
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home grown corona !!!,,this version you lot got ,is nothing compared to ours said Nobu quietly ,,,,,,,,,,,,,[now this really worried all the true NES fans because Sir Nobu is a founding character of "The Story" and his health is very important to us.],,,,,Geeeessse ,said.............
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All missed the underdog Bull who came climbing up on the polls to the point of a landslide victory as Vice President of the United States of America!!!!!!!!!! [hooly flark] said Nobu [just back from flying in his zelo avref] what do we do now?.................
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used to grow the five finger tomato bushes in his teens,why just the other day Salty had........
