PA.

He says, It's not you I intend to nail.

and they are always in the dead center of town.

At least they still got to go flying.

I took my wife to a look at a new home village. I asked her if she would like to live here to which she replied, yes. So I left her there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYmF0Xm-SWQ

Scary Clown has now been dumped.

The Scary Clown might be gone tonight.

It always come down to me.

The clown will be gone on September 14th if not before.

If you want to know what she will be like in 20 years, look at her mother.

From a friends Facebook page.

Is that the sound of exploding Silicon Bags?

My wife asked me if I would like a romantic weekend away. Being the good husband I am I replied, "No I would rather spend it with you." and that's when the fight started.

tHE AVATAR SHOULD BE GONE ON sEPTEMBER 14TH. Damn you Caps Lock.

Passengers on a small plane are waiting for the flight to leave. They're getting a little impatient, but the airport staff assures them the pilots will be there soon, and then the flight can take off. Finally the entrance opens, and two men dressed in Pilots' uniforms walk up the aisle. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a white cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane really is in good hands. Meanwhile, in the cockpit, the pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "You know, Jim one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

Now you throw the tomatoes from your car.

The world expert on wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street. as he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye. 'Just released – new LP "Wasps of the world and the sounds that they make" – available now’. Unable to resist the temptation, he goes into the shop and says: “I am the world expert on wasps and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window.” “Certainly sir”, says the man behind the counter. If you'd like to step in the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you.” The world expert on wasps, goes into the booth and puts on the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces: “I am the world expert on wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I recognise none of those.” “I'm sorry sir”, says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth I can let you have another ten minutes.” The world expert on and the sounds that they make, steps back into the booth and replaces the headphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. “I don’t understand it”, he says, “I am the world expert on wasps and the sounds that they make and yet I still can't recognise any of those.” “I really am terribly sorry”, says the young assistant, “I've just realised I was playing the bee side.”

I wonder if she was Board of their Honeymoon?

Something Jack Flyer might do in a future chapter?

My wife believes Sex is an Olympic sport, it happens once every four years.

That posted needed the Gay Rainbow.

You should be scared, it's Julia.