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On 26/04/2024 at 6:03 PM, turboplanner said:

.........falling to the ground as the wax melted from all their hot air.

Cappy had a little flutter too but all that Bombay curry ensured he remained non aerodynamic because at that moment along came......

..... the "Big Guy", ........ Icarus, himself.

Icarus had always wanted to fly "Rag and Tube" but he did not have the sheckles, so he formed and led the "Feathers and Wax" subdivision of the AUF.

When he saw Thethil and his thiblings fall to the ground he called out to them using the accent of a Greek Melabourne Taxi Driver "Hey Maate, do you know that there are more Griks in Melabourne than there are in Athens, maate ...... Hey, maate, youze a gotta use Gorrilla Glue, and nota that chip wax, maate".

Thethil stood up, brushed off the rat droppings (he had landed in a Melbourne suburb), took Iccy across the road to Bunnings for a snag, cooked by the Moorabbin Gay & Not-Yet-Gay Scouts Group (the MG&NYGSG), and went inside to buy some of the aformentioned adhesive.

Iccy had never seen anything like Bunnings (nor had the leader of the MG&NYGSG seen anything as impressive as Iccy in his G-string) and Iccy commented ".......

Icarus, having a bit of a pose and doing the equivalent of a missed approach at the Moorabbin strip.

PS - Turbo has a short back & sides flat-top just like Iccy, ever since his days with Cappy up the Khyber.

32 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

............"He's one of us Thethil" and the three of them climbed aboard the monster ultralight.

Those who witnessed the take off that day say ............

...... it reminded them of the final days of Easter in the Holy Land, with Turbo rising from the hangar and into the firmament with a strange light behind his head, ....... and Theth + his brothers fluttering their wings and ..........

On 24/04/2024 at 5:22 PM, turboplanner said:

They all looked the same; they all sounded the same; when one winked, the others winked; when one spoke the others spoke in the same tone and syntax. They were identical twins.

Are any of our brighter NESers able to decipher the above 2 lines for Cappy?

Surely "when one winked, the others winked" and "when one spoke the others spoke" indicates that there are more than 2 of 'em, therefore triplets or quadruplets or more, etc.

Cappy is confused as he knows that Turbo always likes to be precise ....... and he is always (automatically) 100% correct ..... so is there some other explanation, please, dear friends.

On 24/04/2024 at 5:22 PM, turboplanner said:

...... spoke in the same tone & syntax. They were identical twins.

Turbo called Cappy over and whispered ............

..... "Are they taxing sin now? Because if so, we will be in trouble" ....... then he laughed that infectious Turbo laugh that has been so capitivating to his hundreds of close friends over the decades.

However, before Crappy could reply, one of the twins giggled at Turdboy's joke, put his hand on his sibbling's shoulder, and said "......

17 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........Four on the floor, because that's mostly where these grossly over-engined T-Birds stayed. In that respect they were pretty much like aircraft with radial engines, which ..............

..... look orgasmically fantastic, but .......

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

...........the metallic grinding disappeared from the exhaust crackle and his undies stretched to reveal the brown and green stains which onlookers often took to be camo patterns - jungle camo.

 

This Thruster was unusual in that it ...................

.... had a spare engine mounted in the vertical stabilizer and another one on each wing for spare parts ... The Thruster designer was a great fan of the DeHaviland Islander ... including of the crappy harmonics. (But sparr pistons and liners were so particularly prized for any flight off airport), so a Thruster with 4 blueheads became known, colloquially as a ......

The brown & green noticed by the onlookers may have been the undies that Cappy bought on sale after the Moorabbin Mardi Gras as it turns out that they were made from the thousands of unsold gay pride "progress" flags. Cappy may also have flashed a little bit of the pink of the flag too, as we are all pink inside (except for WA persons, who are all a strange ochre and sand colour inside).

39 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Cappy started to adjust the .....

..... disc valves and his undies, as Cappy is a recognized expert with Rotax 2 strokes and he had been crouching down, so that, in combination  .......

..... absence of Turbo and his proxies, the Singular Root, Captain Bull, and the Bunny Buster from DG (with his holy 5 streams [known locally as the Ganges, the Nile, the Amazon, the Rhine and the Yarra]) makes it very hard for the NES to continue, and that's a real CT.

Or have they perhaps all fallen fowl of the eSafety Commissar and been silenced for cracking a joke or 2?

NOTICE TO ALL NESERS  ...... The above post has been added, as a material fact, into Elon's legal action,..... the NES and Wreck Frying being two of the final true bastions of free expression. 

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

"He's been dead for 34 years" she said pointing .....

...... because, while CT was still proud of it, it certainly did look either comatose or deceased, and while he thought that it was still recoverable, the ....

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.....mascot....on the front mudguard of her Harley.

For three days CT suffered massive tyre burn in the sensitive area, until he .................

.... was able to turn around to show her what a fine specimen he was, tyre burns and all.

"Is that naturally black?" she asked him with admiration.

"If you think that's impressive, have a quiz at these" the CT said proudly, and she immediately ......

..... had always subscribed to the mantra " They are all pink inside" and he found this to be true when Pink had 2 weeks off after her Townsville concert, so rented an AirB&B up on Darraweit Guim heights and spent a lot of time lounging on the bar at the Darraweit Guim Tourist Hotel, where she spotted the CT and decided to use him as her ......

15 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........hang out with .........

..... the Village People, the Moorabbin Chapter of Dykes on Bikes and their aviation affiliate, Dykes flying Trikes, where Turbo is their Patron, plus that bloke wearing a pink tutu at Turbine Industries who is TI's symbolic diversity hiring, and that's all because of the ......

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

This was pretty hard on the Jacka and affected its WB dreadfully. Queenslanders used to line the local airfields after a bull performance just to see the jacka stagger into the air with a grand piano strapped to its back. Sometimes ........

..... the crowd would titter after Clarry Limefelder would make his usual joke about Maestro bull having a 12 inch pianist ....... and an oddly shaped little piano hidden down his flight suit.

bull was obviously a Wini Atwell fan & could tinkle with the best of them (bull once won a competition for twinkling off a 3rd floor balcony at the Bone Railway Hotel after 13 schooners), but he also identified with the Elton John lifestyle, so he would sometimes .......

17 hours ago, turboplanner said:

 

Not many people know that Winifred was one of the nest pianists in the world. When you bought her sheet music, thinking you might start up in competition the first thing you noticed were the extra five notes per word.

Elton John found out about it.

...... but after a heap of practice, he could only play 3 of Winifred's extra 5 notes PW, and his poor choppers meant that he was a hopeless cable stripper.

"But I've got better glasses than she has" he said "However being 2 notes short (PW) means that I must reluctantly agree that she is, indeed, the nest pianist, because ........

42 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo came into a bar when several huge brutes were rubbishing me and cleaned it out.

He wiped the counter meticulously, removing food that had been there for 17 years, polished all the bottles and did the floor twice. He was AMAZING, but that's not all ..............

..... , he could play the piano in the bar just like Winifred Atwell, even though he looked the spit of Liberace, but through all that he still had Winifred's ......

14 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........Mustang Convertible.

The room fell silent because the teacher had asked the same question and found that Garry still had 23 DUIs to clear through the Courts along with .........................

 

.... an ingrained hatred of Ford products. 

"Bugger the Mustangs, I'm a Corvette groupie, just like Turbo, and look where that's got him"

Gazza then paid an additional tribute to our very own Turdboy by saying ".......

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....was forced to go back and fly that fateful mission that made television history around the word, won him a Medal of Honor and condemned him to touring schools and being asked questions for the rest of his life.

It was at Great Falls, Montana Junior High that ......................

.... Little Jimmy (they have the same snotty Little Jimmys over thar in Maataana, as we have in Oz) said "Hey Teach, if this bloke is so good that he gets a gig talking to little kids like us, why doesn't he also have a .....

18 hours ago, turboplanner said:

In the morning the Carrier went to General Quarters and Garry..........

... went to Private Quarters, but the Private wasn't too keen, so Gazza .....

13 hours ago, turboplanner said:

The Admiral profoundly apologised for the emabrassment he had caused and then said .............

..... "OK then, young Gazza, I shall rename you Commodore (or Falcon if you are a Ford fan) Garry Monoclacker, and I endorse you for ....

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Garry was greeted by the Captain (the Captain, not THE Captain) who said ......"

..... congratulations Twobottoms, come below, as we have had a special head (karzyref) made for you".

"No" replied Gazza "That's just my name, and not a biological fact, so I am but a normal mono-ding person and my name was just a ......

18 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....foredeck [avref, Carrier] said Garry Twobottems, I'm gunna fly my Foxhit whether it's safe of not. How dangerous can it be compared to working on the wharves?

 

This was considered to be a good point but quite a large sector of the RBNF until Garry proved how silly it was by .....................................

..... trying to land the Foxhit downwind with the carrier (avref carrier) pointing into the 20 knot breeze while doing 23 knots.

The worst bit was the jumpup that is usually at the departure end of the flight deck, but Garry ......

16 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Now they were about to regroup, head for Vietnam and return the favour.

However, after their lack of "work" on the wharves, they had all porked up to major proportions so that their tour party got stuck when they visited the tunnels.

"Even though they are Commos rike us, we just chuck a grenade in and brow them out" said Rip Van Tran Win Kill, who had always wanted to knock over a few white-eyes ever since his uncle had been shot in 1968. 

16 hours ago, turboplanner said:

"If they don't do their W&B they'll die!" Epaulette said using his favourite word which has driven thousands of students into compliance.

 

"I don't give a ............................................."

.... flying (avref) f.......

Trudy at the Narromine Rissole where the AUF shindig was held, where she presented prizes provided by the VUF.

Turbo was on her arm (but was that all?) that night, however he stepped to the right so as to be out of shot (executionref).

8 hours ago, turboplanner said:

And he was correct because the Queenslanders has just...

..... removed any requirement to consider W&B for all members of the QUF.

QUF membership blossomed as all AUF members from other states used a caravan park address to join up and ......

Dear Readers ...... Cappy has some said news to impart that one of the members of the VUF has been sentenced to death and the following describes the details.

Cappy had met Truong (Trudy to all her Aussie mates) numerous times when she attended NatFly events every year, and she was a nice lady, although Cappy had the impression that she might be a bit shifty ..... which is not good for 3 axis machines, although OK for weight shift trikes.

The big issue for the NES, and why I mention it here, is this news must surely put Turbo at some risk, as the business model used by Van Thinh Phat Holdings Group (VTPHG) was a mirror, in fact a dead spit copy, of Turbine Enterprises ...... and Turbo has been a consultant (plus he may have provided other services too) to Mrs Lan. The amounts of money involved as set out below are also similar to the annual turnover at Turbine Enterprises.

Real estate tycoon Truong My Lan was sentenced to death yesterday for siphoning $12.5B from Saigon Joint Stock Commercial Bank. It is the largest fraud case in Vietnam’s history and comes amid a government-led crackdown on corruption. 

Lan is the 68-year-old chairwoman of Van Thinh Phat Holdings Group, a real estate firm tied to high-end properties. From 2011 to 2022, Lan used shell companies and proxies to gain control of over 90% of SCB. She then secured loan approvals to ghost companies, tapping SCB for cash and stealing the equivalent of over 3% of Vietnam’s gross domestic product. Her loans accounted for 93% of SCB’s total lending. Lan and co-conspirators were also convicted of bribing officials $5.2M to overlook violations.