Captain

2 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

However, the press .............

.... remained sceptical, Turbo says for the following reasons:

1 He had not paid them off as they required ...... just like Don Lemon, they wanted $5 million upfront, a free Cybertruck or Corvette, editorial input, substantial free equity in the Turbine Industries holding company, and free grog.

2 Tubb used words of more than 1 syllable and that scared them.

3 Turbo had no sisters to offer them.

And in addition, Turbo was a ......

20 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

..... Turbine Industries holding the original AI registration and the other people not compliant with a rule introduced in 1993 requiring anyone not happy with his Registration details to respond by registered lette within 24 hours of receiving there new Certificate.

Captain Bull, meanwhile was holding up the traffic with a trawler full of stinking prawns and ....

..... a bad attitude.

So Capt. Bull took an example from the European farmers, and spread his manky prawns up and down Davey St and they completely covered Despard St.

Capt. Bull has always been in awe of Turbo's wealth and commercial success, but he was also in wonderment of Turbo's AI efforts, and as a tribute, instead of saying things like "How are you go'n, Eh?" he started to say "How are you go'n, Eh-I" ..... or after giving an order to the galley slaves and escaped convicts in the crew, he taught them to say "A-Aye Skipper".

With that and Turbo's support, plus the fact that the trawler became free street-front office space in the very buoyant/overheated and booming Tasmanian commercial real estate market, Hobart and DE Lorraine became the AI capital of the world, as they already had the essential thousands of computer nerds/technicians and that meant that Turbine AI was .......

13 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........the mainstream Intelligent Artificialists.

But for once, the pubic didn't seem to catch on and .................

..... Turbo was forced to go back, cap-in-hand, to the Registrar of Companies at the UN, and apply for a change back to "AI".

This was opposed by Elon, Steve Jobs, Harvey Weinstein, Mark Zuckerburg, Michael Jackson, and 5 other billionaires who have their fingers in the AI pie.

When questioned about his chances, Turbo remained tight lipped (which is his only part that remains "tight"), but he appeared to smirk with boyish confidence and seemed aggressively hopeful, which indicates .....

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.....manipulated; there's a lot of that going around lately, and we shouldn't pick on people who manipulate.

So Captain Bull went off in search of a package, or at least a .............

..... a small parcel, or even an envelope.

The above doctored photo encouraged, nay forced, Captain Bull to develop his own AI company in order to solve the world's AI problems, or at least that is what he claims. However Cappy has seen his Business Plan and the entire aim is that to build it up using some fake accounts in Tasmania, then franchise it nationally, and ultimately flick it to the big dog at Turbine IA.

The name of the company was supposed to be Turbine AI but Turbo had been tired at the time that he registered it just when his dislexia had kicked in ...... so Turbine IA it is, and his aim now is to convert the world to consider IA as ........ 

56 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........has put fear into the local community who can't tell the difference.

It's said that folks in Launceston are ordering their shopping from Coles Online rather than wheeling out the Humber, just in case Jackie's out there ready to give them a good dressing down, Army style.

 

[Mohammad Bin Toro shown below taking advantage of the launch of the new AFL the Tasmania Devils.

The T stands for Devil in Cajun. Note the screwed up face and the fact that he is holding the banner as far away from his nose as he can; the team's new mascot, Tassie the Devil has already christened it.

Your beloved Captain, being a stickler for the Jedi codes of order and discipline, does not know how to proceed, as Tubb has denied the world any continuation dots.

But Cappy is a maverick and will take a chance that his best mate was just tired when he wrote his last tome.

..... Army style ..... which can be enjoyable if you have received the right training.

The biggest issue for Captain Bull and his quest for parliamentarianism is that he and Jackie do look strikingly similar with their clotes on, and Tasmanians are divided, in that some find that erotic in a uniquely Tasmanian way, and some find it a little repulsive.

To demonstrate this further, Cappy posts the below photo without saying whether it is Captain Bull or Jackie L ............ save to say that the Coffee Lady has told Cappy that Captain Bull has the type of "package" that Jackie admitted to the Canberra press gallery that she finds so attractive and necessary.

Both Jackie and Bull think that the below photo looks .......

Which one do you think this is?

..... went so far as to suggest that bull (now Captain Bull of the much feared and revered Tasmanian Merchant Navy [Davey St sub-branch]) is standing in the Tazzy election as Mohammed bin Toro, in order to clinch the Muslim, Garbage Collectors, and Bovine votes (you only need 8 votes in Tasmania and you are in), but he keeps being mistaken for Jackie Lambie and that .....

47 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Older Tasmanians (cuers) were having some difficulty with their new language but ..........

.... the younger Generation Sigma people loved it, so they built a bullfighting arena, encouraged the all hours opening of Tapas Bars, listened to Zydeco bands, adopted penguins as pets and barracked for the Pies, eh?

The usually stagnant Tasmanian economy.......

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........the Tasmanian language.....................

..... which is a peculiar yet confusing but interesting blend of ancient creole, Collingwood prepubescent slang (which apparently floated over the Tasmania when Melbourne sewerage was untreated), Antarctic outpost Spanglish (after all, they are closer to Antarctica than they are to Sydney) and over recent years there has been an strange infusion of a Queensland central coast twang, ....... where sentences are 3 words or less and all end in "Eh?"), that has all lead to ...... 

45 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......running over fences as the the Tasmanian media closed in. 

Damian was found hiding in an outhouse and Dave was interviewed by the Mercury reporter under a big gorse bush. What he had to say was ....................

...... pretty standard fare for Tasmania, but totally astounding to Northerners who were not used to .....

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

For their holidays people would walk up to Devonport and watch their ship, the Princess of Tasmania dock and all the cars and trucks roll off. It was while a couple, Damian and Dave were watching cars ome of that the noticed on with a trailer. On the back was a Skippy 5 with a Jabiru engine...................................

..... and this was a big deal, as Tasmania is 70 years behind the North Island, therefore a Jab engine was a big deal in 1954.

So it was, post WW2 that Damian and Dave professed to be gay ........ meaning happy and carefree, however they were the talk of the SBCS and could be seen ......

14 hours ago, Captain said:

...... so they relied on/reverted to muscle memory and applied heavy handed CASA techniques, their favourite of which was to .....

And meanwhile, the Salamanca Bizarre Coffee Shop was abuzz.

...... so they relied on/reverted to muscle memory and applied heavy handed CASA techniques, their favourite of which was to .....

18 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

The Hobart City Council now had to ........

..... put things right, as the good Captain had ploughed his fine blue vessel up past Davey St, and with public opinion squarely behind Capt Bull, the Council opted to drop their dacks and to .......

..... deftly realised that the TMD staff in the croud were way more than the SingularRoot had appreciated in his post.

In fact the croud at Constipation Dock had more TMD people there than the FBI and CIA, combined, had at the January 6th Get-Together/Shindig in Washington.

Capt Bull knew or suspected this all along, due to his ASIO training, and also from being appointed as one of the Five Eyes (which helped him a bit as he is usually one-eyed), so with the need for speed, Bull's time in the SAS kicked in, and he kicked .......

.... all pulled out their phones to record the expected carnage (to sell the footage to those sharks at Turbine Media Distributors), but at the same time, & coincidentally, the quick thinking Captain Bull pulled out his .....

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Charlie travelled First Class and with no one except ........

..... the current year's Miss Snap-Crackle-&-Pop, ....... which he was still capable of getting them to do, when he .....

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

Accordingly, Charlie looked at how aircraft accessories could added to the Corn Flakes factory lines. This would take a little ingenuity, but he was sure it could be done. Via a mutual friend he found a bloke in Tasmania who had factory modification skills - and aviation skills as well. He was the prefect fit for the job. Charlie called this bloke, and found out that.......

..... he was at sea at the time fu decimating the NZ whitebait stocks again, but he expected to be back in Tazzy soon, however never one to lose an opportunity, bull said "Just hang on a tick there Chucky, while I get the last 3 kms of longline in and I'll .....

..... their knowledge of Coco Pops was also lacking. (It is now widely recognised that Coco produces these in a manner similar to the Kopi Luwak fancy excreted coffee beans that are so sought after by celebrities).

That company change, and the resultant hiatus, was needed primarily because Charlie Kellog had taken a decision to restructure the company to compete more effectively with Turbine Cereals & Excessive Sugar Addition PLC.

Charlie certainly was no dill, and once things settled down he .......

..... completely accepted as first nations Aussies.

In the case of the KGB types, they settled as the Wantabadgery Mob, and built a Vodka still, where they made what was marketed as First Aussie's OP Vodka, from witchety grubskis and Koala bearskis filtered through paperbarkski.

In addition, based on Turbo's above post he has, quite by accident, solved the oft posed mystery of "What did Gorby do as a young Bloke?" and there in that photo it is obvious that the bloke on the left is Mikael Gorbachov.

We still have no answer for what Vlad "Bad Boy" Putin did as a nipper, as he was more into Punk Rock and a mixture of Johnny Rotten with Peter, Paul & Mary, so photos are thin on the ground, although Onesie & Planey (separately of course) spent a considerable period in London as part of the music scene, where they ......

13 hours ago, turboplanner said:

[This post has ben written be Mod3. We dunt wana see anymore posts like the larst one. Disguting.]

 

.......She put on a Led Zepple disk and everyone danced outta their.

"Ha Ha" .............

...... said Jimmy Page to Robert Plant "We have made the big time again, as Turbo has mentioned Led Zepple in his post today, and that is sure to get our playlist up the ratings on Spotify."

"Too right" said Bob "As Turbo really knows his music and I think that he also knows ........

The members of Led Zepple sitting on his Jag, back when a young and enthusiastic, yet slightly naive, Turbo was their manager. Bobby Plant's bum-print on the bonnet increased the Jag's value by 80% ......... just like Elle McP does to pushbikes that she rides.

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Doubtfire knew what to do.......................

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1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.......grabbing innocent people off the streets and putting them in the knick.

Sometimes they grabbed someone famous like Cappy or Een or Epaulette, and the resulting ...............

..... outcry on X, and on certain aviation Fora (pluralofForumref), went "viral", as they say, and the knick-ees trended on the interweb all around the world, officially turning them into "influencers" and therefore able to easily monetize their fame.

After seeing this, Turbo formed a company named Turbine Low Level Little Satellites PLC to take on Starlink and as phase 2, he then put himself in a compromised position so as to be knicked by Doubtfire.

Doubtfire found Turbo in a ........

9 hours ago, bull said:

,,very large and very loose......

..... knickers, which were renowned  in law enforcement circles, for ......

9 hours ago, bull said:

Note Ahlox in the background while Turbs and Cappy discussed the world economy, foreign currency exchange rates, and whether to maintain the Turbine Holdings Trust Company in the Caymans, given the latest gold price and the fragile futures index for nickel & cadmium. 

Below is a rare photo of a Gorpinton about the shed it's skin as it grows. This process is very similar to that of a lobster, and they are very vulnerable to indiscriminate pecking or genital licking, for about 12 hours while the new white skin hardens.