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...... the male Black Gorpintons stopped in the alley behind the chicken shops, hissed at the alley dogs, then sat with one hind leg in the air, licked their balls, and coughed up a fur ball. "Hang on there" said Inspector Doubtfire, who had been sent to investighate the fraud "What was that about "hind legs", as there was nothing in my VicPol briefing about Gorpintons having .......

.... using his Khyber Pass combat name, hence the word that was used, ...... except that the letters "e-h-o-l-e" have fallen off.

Yes, of course, everyone knows that ...... but which one?

TURBO ON HIS WAY TO DAVOS EARLIER THIS YEAR. OPERATING COSTS ARE UP THERE WHEN YOU HAVE TO BUY THE AERIAL TANKER TOO ....... BUT THAT IS THE LEVEL OF HIS PROSPERITY.

.... fraud ...... there is just no way to sugar coat it ...... although the honey cat/chicken peices did sell pretty well. The twitching chicken tails were also a giveaway and Turbo has since expressed regret for that marketing decision (although still no apology). However ......

.... as the price of chicken went up quicker than gold, and that triggered the great chicken substitution scandal which almost wiped out Turbine Industries and went close to destroying Turbos impeccable personal reputation too, ...... and all just because he had Cat Farms and the world spent some time deficient in Chicken Farms. It was the drumsticks that .....

.... however the runway platform that Capt Bull added to the trawler gave it a profile silhouette identical to the USS Enterprise and as a result, even though he was longlineing off Dunedin, the Houthi rebels tried to dart him with 3 cruise missiles (deathlyseriousavref) that were fired from ......

..... Mavis's Drifter having drifted, the Thruster having thrusted, and bull in the shadows near his Jackoff, having jacked ....

IN ACCORDANCE WITH ARTICLE 3 OF THE WRECK FLYING CHARTER, THE NES IS TO BE SHUT DOWN IF THERE IS NO REPLY WITHIN 48 HOURS OF THE LAST POST. THE NES IS NOW CLOSED AND NO FURTHER POSTS WILL BE ACCEPTED. Signed with authority -Moderator 3

.... Tasman. Capt Bull shrugged and said "More burley is good so don't worry about pushing the MOB button and wasting fuel. Now get his cabin cleaned out and get a vacancy advert out on WikiVacantCabins" (Bull is a calous but effective captain). "Now, Mavis, tie your Drifter down and I have 6 minutes to spare, so a Thruster is available, before my next Trawler Management Meeting and Toolbox Talk, when I will raise the issue about ......

..... trying to find Fifi or Spot after they were chained up outside the Rissole while the owners had a feed and hit the pokies. Many times, all that can be found is a puppy's registration disk (often mangled {by beak strikes [QC's are vicious (and tough) buggers]} by the QC feeding frenzy) embedded in a pile of QC poo. Mavis has certainly been hitting the turps a little more lately, now that bull has his promotion and is off on the foamy blue, so Mave ......

Cappy is very appreciative of Turbo's perceptive note showing his appreciation of the lost art of embedded bracketeering. These types of punctuation are who we are as a people.

..... sitting around like the Birds in Alfy's film, see below. Those same southern tourists are unaware that more people die from attacks by QCs, than are killed annually by Saltys (same with dogs), so ........ A gaggle of QCs on the playset outside the Bone Rissole.

.... they all used to joke about the irony (AUF members are all real dags (flyref) & students of irony) of flying (avref) to the QFSA meetings where they also ......

.... to contribute, namesake wize. The decimation of the whitebait stocks and Capt Bull's targeting of Banana Dolphins ultimately brought attention from several GreenPiss boats that closed quickly with Capt Bull's lovely blue vessel, and they sprayed him with water just like they did with the Japanese whaling freet. However Capt Bull was waaaayyyy smarter and organized his tourist passengers, including Turbo, into a wet Tshirt competition, and boy were there some beauties on board. It has been a well recognized fact over the years (he is on a WTshirt Offenders List in Bone following that incident with the see-through Tshirts at the CWA AGM) that Capt Bull's is very partial to the sight of .....

..... she ordered the VicPol rubber bullet firing group to surround her, facing outwards towards the Press in case there were any curly questions, and had an aircraft (avref) warming up at Tulla in the manner of a frightened dictator ready to leave the country >with a flightplan filed to Strahan), and ......

A Mextorian eating what had been sold to her at the Turbine Fish Market as a Banana Prawn at $75/kg. The Banana Dolphin, currently protected in Mextoria.

..... dose of the .....

.... however they just did not understand the economics of travelling across the ditch, baiting & deploying 100,000 hooks, dehooking each whitebait as it thrashed about, keeping them all alive for the trip back over the Tasman, individually numbering them and putting them in tanks up & down the Qld coast, so that customers could choose their own and then have it despatched in front of them via a unique Qld Harrikarri manner before cooking and presenting it to the customer in a flourish of ....

Many westerners thought that this was a noble initiative by Turbo, to teach languages in order to make the world a better place ....... and bi, tri or quattro-lingual. But no .......................................... the Turbine Languages Division (TLD) actually makes-up brand-new languages and sells them (at a considerable markup) to the World Economic Forum, which use them to further oppress the peasants, wherever they find them. (This further explains Turbo's absence from the NES around mid-January each year, as it turns out that Turbo has been admitted to the WEF Club of 1000 and he goes to Davos each year. He makes a real splash when he flies in with a beat-up (sorry ....... a missed approach) and then by buzzing the tower, in his private F16, and he is much loved there, possibly being groomed to succeed Klaus.)

...... knock off the thousands of little green exit signs that show an arrow and the little green man running for the exit, and bring them to be rebirthed by Turbine Signs, ....... plus grab a couple of thousand Emergency Assembly Point signs too, as we can reuse those as well. And I'll pay a generous bonus if you can get me a "Penny Wong Memorial Tunnel" sign too, as .......

Dear Readers and Concerned Citizens of the World. The above statement has come true in a frightening fashion, as Captain Bull has devastated the NZ WhiteBait industry up and down the NZ west coast, by employing his new long-line technique (The CptBT), over just a few weeks he has decimated the whitebait fish stocks. This has however meant that Whitebait is now a staple of the Queensland Tourist Industry. When asked for a comment, live on the Morning Show, Capt. Bull said "Sure the hooks are tiny and it takes a long time to bait each one of them, plus we use 5 kms of sewing cotton as the long-line, but it has been a pleasure to apply good old Qld knowhow and wipe out this Kiwi delicacy before rebirthing it in the great state of Qld". A typical Capt. Bull WhiteBait catch, by the tens of thousands of tonnes. (The hooks have been removed). A typical Qld WhiteBait Fritter .... also using best quality Qld grass. This has become the Qld State Dish to be served as every meal at the Olympics ...... which have also been named after Capt. Bull..

..... hand out a free Flight Manual + a voucher for a TIF. They would then add "We'd like to talk to you about to holy triumvirate of Cessna, Turbine Industry's and .....

..... become Catholic and learn to preach the Latin Mass. Either that, or play the tambourine on a street corner and be a .....

..... the Pollies realised that the praws were raw and were "splattered" post use. "That's no good" said Tony Burke, who is one, "As we thought this was a seafood banquet and we would all go back home with a 44 of fresh cooked prawns. At least that's what I told the boys at the Bankstown mosque and I'll be stoned unto death if I don't come home with a couple of tons of halal certified prawns". The ever resourceful Bull had a suggestion, which was to ........ Halal certification requires that each prawn have its throat cut, one by one, by the Mufti in Bone while he said a 20 minute prayer and called for jihad against everybody else.