Amazing, I'll have to write some more:oh yeah:
Why did the chicken cross the road in the first place, contemplated by famous people:
Colonel Sanders- I missed one?
Bill Clinton-I did not cross the road with that chicken!
L.A Police Dept-Give us 5 minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
Albert Einstein-Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
Saddam Hussein-It was an act of rebellion and we dropped 50 tons of nerve gas on the chicken.