Guest john Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Recently we had a barbeque evening at the local aero club for interested people who were interested to join the club. Whilst I was minding my own business & enjoying a hamburger & icy cold beer by myself in the corner, a stunning blonde with big knockers came up to me & started asking questions about the clubs incorporation & the contents of the constitution. My eyes were going around in circles for a short while & when they could focus properly again I tried to explain the main fundamentals of the constitution. I told this lovely young lady that Section 2 paragraph (b) of the constitution read as follows: "To promote the science of aeronautics & to provide facilities for persons interested in aeronautics & to encourage a social intercourse between members of the club". I then asked her if she wanted to participate in some of the clubs constitutional procedures such as social intercourse & all I got was a slap in the face & she then walked over to the other side of the aero club room & would not talk to me again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Well you are the one with the big words, confusing the poor girl. Nev 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 a stunning blonde with big knockers came up to me & Pictures not loading for me. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Pictures not loading for me. Here you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Is your real name "Big John, or Little John like in the Robin Hood story"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Here you go. Step up from the usual macing I get .... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted June 12, 2014 Share Posted June 12, 2014 Step up from the usual macing I get .... Isn't it what you wanted? Blonde stunner? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 I recently conducted a survey into which conditioner women preferred. 97% of women surveyed wanted to know how I got into their bathrooms. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 ...and the other 3%... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 ...and the other 3%... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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