Fifty shades of grey. . . . ( for seniors )

[Phil Perry]

Back and forth, back and forth. In and out , in and out . A

 

little to the right, a little to the left . She could feel the sweat on her

 

forehead, between her breasts and trickling down the small of her back . She

 

was getting very near to the end.

 

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He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face as his wife

 

moved forward, then backward, forward then backward. Again, and again . Her

 

heart was pounding now . Her face was flushed . She moaned, softly at first,

 

then began to groan louder.

 

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Finally, totally exhausted, she let out a piercing scream. "OK, OK,

 

you smug bar$tard, . . . I can't parallel park. . . . You do it!"

 

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[Bryon]

"Ok, I will show you how it is done"............and that is when the war began

 

 

[bexrbetter]

Confucious say frog who park badly is toad.

 

 

[Marty_d]

Confucius say, man with erection walking sideways in aeroplane, going to Bangkok.

 

 

[Guest john]

Confucius say, man with erection walking sideways in aeroplane, going to Bangkok.

Confucious say, Man laying on garage creeper under motor car with tool in hand, not necessarily Motor Mechanic

 

 

[facthunter]

Confucius say man who go on camping holiday have naughty intent. Nev

 

 

[pmccarthy]

Confucius say woman who flies aeroplane upside down likely to have crack up.