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Oh well the thot plickens !! will our hero get a brain or a brain which ever way he is inclined, Will the good Doc get his flying lessons, Will Brommy get a new outfit or will ..........

 

 

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...the story lose its way, due to a frozen GPS? And for that matter, why would you put a GPS in a freezer anyway? There really was only one person who could answer all of these, and many more questions, and that person must surely be....

 

 

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...but despite the prayers of the assembled throng, no words of wisdom were spake.... had their glorious leader deserted them in their hour of need? For it was wrote many years ago, of a being that would rise up from the earth, (in a Gazzlle, I think!) and lead the many lost souls on the path to flight-teousness, (oh come on, at least I'm trying!) and to lead them to the little town of Narromine where they would all...

 

 

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Get together at the Recreational Flying tent where coffee/tea and even Hot Cross Buns were in the plentiful for all the members to enjoy whilst sitting back and talking...(careful 041_helmet.gif.b33edb063c342f545e37fe5acb1c5db2.gif)

 

 

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so the great multitude sat back and listened to the words of the great man Ian, and then they said, "When is this gathering with the Hot Cross Buns, and the tea and the coffee?" "How shall we gather together to see Ian and hear his words?" Some even said, "Will Bronwyn Bishop be there with him?"............

 

 

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And yea, did the mistifying oracle stand silent, and observe his flock... for he had bid them to go forth and continue this never ending story, because that's what never ending means!! Yet the doubters and the false profits, (no, that's what I meant) kept counsel with themselves, each waiting for a wise-person, (got to be PC you know) to utter forth the next verse of the great work, so that they might have their say, and denounce those who believe that the great conveyor will stop all in its path, or for that matter, on it, and thereby prove...

 

 

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and thereby prove...

...... that those who worship at the alter of the great water (cooled) ... & gearbox driven) god, whose name was Rotax, will be seldom converted to that alternate deity (from Qld) with the direct drive air-cooled mystical name of Jabiru, which just proves that a female form wearing a whispy cotton nighty with the moon behind it, will cause .....

 

 

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An verily the son did rise. I mean red and air normally signifies the break of dawn doesn't it...well anyway it meant that aviation could now be committed.:thumb_up:

 

Well it couldn't be committed while it was dark now could it....i_dunno

 

And behold the spectacular sight and if he could just locate it on his WAC chart he might just know where he was in the picture....:confused:

 

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he might just know where he was in the picture....:confused:[ATTACH]4734[/ATTACH]

... and yeah, he was over Loxton (perhaps with Lake Bonney in the distance), because that is what Flyer's photo was named. However this was not Loxton in Victoria, this was Loxton in a state or territory with the abreviation JPG, which is in .....

 

 

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... this was Loxton in a state or territory with the abreviation JPG, which is in .....

.......hihosland, adjacent to the state of GIF....

 

 

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Birdbrain just realised he couldn't read english WAC charts, however, he logged onto the forums and understood the picture words thereby locating his point in the universe which was indeed Lake Bonney.

 

The next problem was now that he had found himself, where was he going ????? :confused:

 

 

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... like this story, he was going nowhere. Once again, another intrepid aviator had attempted a giant leap forward, only to become trapped by...

 

 

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After a calming glass of scotch and soda or six, Birdbrain realized things weren't all that bad after all. He only had to switch on his pedal powered laptop computer, navigate his way to www.recreationalflying.com and he could get all the weather, navigation and planning info that he would require in mere seconds. Now, if only he could find someone who could keep topping up his glass while he sorted out how to put this baby down.............

 

 

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...there was that nice TV vet, Dr Harry, but then he was after all, just a vet, and whilst putting down a cat or dog might be second nature to him, putting down a baby could be a whole different kettle of fish. And that reminded him, he had been drinking so much that he had forgotten to check on the kettle of fish that he had simmering away behind him. Who would put down a baby? was it even ethical? How could he pour fish from a kettle? There was only one thing for it, he would just have to...

 

 

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But as he sat quietly, control stick in one hand, and the other wrapped around a calming drink, he was astonished to look up and saw the oddest of sights. There was this big sperm whale plummetting towards the ground accompanied by a bowl of petunias.

 

Thats, odd, he thought....

 

 

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