Guest john Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Bill & Sue who were both 59 years of age had been married for 37 years, however for some time now they had been growing apart , & the final straw that broke the camels back came when Bill told Sue that he had met a 19 year old model who wanted to be with him. Bill told Sue proudly that although he is 59 , he still felt that he had the stamina of a teenager of 19. "Well, well well" replied Sue sarcastically, you're welcome to have whoever she is, because I've recently met a young man who happens to be aged 19 also, & who likes to be with mature aged women, & although I may be 59 years of age, I still have a body of a young women, so stuff you Bill & just remember this, 19 goes into 59 a lot more times that 59 goes into 19. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 You really are a very very terrible man Igor.. 19 doesn't go into 59 anyhow. You have to deal with "whole" numbers. nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet47 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Maybe John meant they were both 57 cause 19 goes into 57 :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbleboy Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 19 going in to 59 sounds like a dry argument to me!.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Cause you know the old one about women getting distances wrong?. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket1172 Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Aww you guys are killing me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cherk Posted September 6, 2013 Share Posted September 6, 2013 Cause you know the old one about women getting distances wrong?. Nev ?? not ....length! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmick Posted September 10, 2013 Share Posted September 10, 2013 Staying on topic - http://www.livescience.com/37430-male-preference-younger-women-menopause.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Menopause, natures birth control. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TFmz46Ez9I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Staying on topic -http://www.livescience.com/37430-male-preference-younger-women-menopause.html "As a result, men grew to prefer younger women because older women couldn't reproduce". Yeah right, has nothing to do with younger woman being hotter, fitter, more active and generally more desireable (no disrespect meant, just facts of life). Bloody University studies .. like the recent one that found the chances of a drunk woman wanting to have sex is higher than a sober one, gee, didn't know that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 .Bloody University studies .. like the recent one that found the chances of a drunk woman wanting to have sex is higher than a sober one, gee, didn't know that Note to self. Buy wine on the way home. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 You really are a very very terrible man Igor.. 19 doesn't go into 59 anyhow. You have to deal with "whole" numbers. nev Bet they're both looking forward to next year! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Good observation, Planey. I think alcohol was invented to enable ugly people to get some sex. Doesn't help them do justice to it though.. Do you know what Dingo Ugly means? General question. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Good observation, Planey. I think alcohol was invented to enable ugly people to get some sex. Doesn't help them do justice to it though..Do you know what Dingo Ugly means? General question. Nev No Nev, I'm waiting with baited breath to be enlightened by you, while the wine rack awaits a few donations from sympathisers:tongue in cheek:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Someone else should know. I will wait a while. If no one does, I will return. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chird65 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Someone else should know. I will wait a while. If no one does, I will return. Nev Same as Coyote ugly. One of the best quotes from the film of the same name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeptic36 Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 When you wake up and the opposite sex is sleeping on your arm and you chew it off to get away without waking said opposite sex, similar to a dingo escaping a trap. Now did you like the way I said that without offending anyone? No wait what about the gays......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Good try anyhow. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 Do you know what Dingo Ugly means? Not quite the same as Wombat ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I'll wait. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 I'll wait. Nev Redish hair, not to be trusted, may be stalking Adelaide looking for a feed now:bash: Nah! I give up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted September 12, 2013 Share Posted September 12, 2013 You don't know what a Wombat does? Eats roots and leaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted September 16, 2013 Share Posted September 16, 2013 You don't know what a Wombat does? Eats roots and leaves. I've always known it as "eats roots, shoots and leaves" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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