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....to be a surprise....

Now, now.....we dont want any nasty surprises here. You Queen..slanders will have to behave yourself or .........

 

 

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you wouldn't believe your eyes what was about to rise......

OH NO........the dreaded rhyming curse has befallen the NES members.

 

Oh woe is us..... what will we do ........who will save us?

 

But wait, look up there, is it a Rat, is it a Darkone..........Nooooooo it is..................

 

 

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Threaded phenomenon of rhyming and for some, sighing....

 

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Haha, Doubt locksy will help stop it, he's the king of rhymes...

 

 

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Threaded phenomenon of rhyming and for some, sighing....

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Haha, Doubt locksy will help stop it, he's the king of rhymes...

The challenge has been issued by young tomo.......can locksy resist the urge to rhyme long enough to save the NESsers...........i_dunno

 

 

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The challenge has been issued by young tomo.......can locksy resist the urge to rhyme long enough to save the NESsers...........i_dunno

 

...... and Goldy has asked me to submit the following on his behalf:

 

I decided to fly even though the weather was Iffy,

 

However wearing my best flying suit I was still looking spiffy,

 

And if I was in a 230 with Rod in the right seat, could it be said that I was flying with a Stiffy?

 

Wiggsy need not answer because .........

 

 

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Sorry Rat, my heart is broken because "The Rat" has spoken. I sit here on my chair boo hoo sniffy sniffy

 

 

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Sorry Rat, my heart is broken because "The Rat" has spoken. I sit here on my chair boo hoo sniffy sniffy

Come on Wiggsy, your must be joke'n.

 

For while your heart might be broken, it's just a token,

 

Whereas we could just be shallow and writing about poke'n or stoke'n, then ..................

 

 

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This really gets up my nose,

 

I dont like prose,

 

but worst of all and most of the time,

 

I dont like prose disguised as rhyme...........

 

Oh bugga.......

 

 

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This really gets up my nose,I dont like prose,

 

but worst of all and most of the time,

 

I dont like prose disguised as rhyme...........

 

Oh bugga.......

 

..... Bryon's cry'n about rhym'n,

 

When he could be somewhere else on this Forum lie'n about fly'n,

 

Because prose,

 

Gets up his nose,

 

Which is preferable to snorting coke ..............although I prefer Pepsi-Max.

 

While Rudd's new mining tax,

 

Means that the Rat can't afford a new 914 Rotax.

 

But I'll be try'n.

 

Oh bugga ....

 

 

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Originally Posted by Tomo viewpost.gif

 

Threaded phenomenon of rhyming and for some, sighing....

 

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Haha, Doubt locksy will help stop it, he's the king of rhymes...

 

The challenge has been issued by young tomo.......can locksy resist the urge to rhyme long enough to save the NESsers...........i_dunno

 

..... Bryon's cry'n about rhym'n,

When he could be somewhere else on this Forum lie'n about fly'n,

 

Because prose,

 

Gets up his nose,

 

Which is preferable to snorting coke ..............although I prefer Pepsi-Max.

 

While Rudd's new mining tax,

 

Means that the Rat can't afford a new 914 Rotax.

 

But I'll be try'n.

 

Oh bugga ....

Another challenge, what will it bring,

 

Tomo declared locksly the rhyming king

 

But the Rat has emerged to steal his thunder

 

All this rhyming....I want to chunder.....

 

Oh double bugga

 

 

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Don't fret Mr Bryan.... we all know you're drummer

 

Is that why you can't stand a rhyme?

 

for it tis something that go's along with time....

 

whether you like it or not says mumma

 

It looks like we have more than just one other

 

that'l steel locksy and Rats thunder.........

 

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Ditdo got off from his late night due to a rain shower.... so chat room want go down in gloom.... 010_chuffed.gif.0eb732edf61030e6104a9a70bfa92a9e.gif

 

 

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Don't fret Mr Bryan.... we all know you're drummerIs that why you can't stand a rhyme?

 

for it tis something that go's along with time....

 

whether you like it or not says mumma

 

It looks like we have more than just one other

 

that'l steel locksy and Rats thunder.........

 

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Ditdo got off from his late night due to a rain shower.... so chat room want go down in gloom.... 010_chuffed.gif.0eb732edf61030e6104a9a70bfa92a9e.gif

 

AAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.............triple bugga.....ace.gif.2b1dc038de41e0a2c20ef8412351d1a2.gif:ace:ace.gif.2b1dc038de41e0a2c20ef8412351d1a2.gif

 

:off topic:And it came to pass......

 

 

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....can locksy resist the urge to rhyme i_dunno

Resist he tried with all his might, tossed and turned all through the night,

 

to fend off taunts and any thoughts of rhyming.

 

"That bugger Byron, he's set the bait. The jobs to do will have to wait,

 

But I’ll just sit back and pause for perfect timing"

 

As Locks began to write some verse, nothing rude, obtuse or terse,

 

the Rat stepped in and fired the opening shot.

 

"It's not the verse that you should hate, and I'll shove Crudd's tax fair up his date,

 

‘cuz I need a rotoraxe to make the Jab real hot.

 

See, I need a donk that goes and goes, to keep the plastic on its toes,

 

but since his mining tax, my dream is shot."

 

Well just between me and you, I guess poor Bryon kinda knew,

 

That his taunt might end up being quite the blunder,

 

Said the lad with the grin as he waltzed on in, "He's a drummer...is it any wonder?"

 

"You see lyrics aren't their strongest point, it's pounding that's their thing."

 

So he gave him a poke with an old skins joke, just to wound him in the wing"

 

Bryon sprang back in dread and fear, "That really hurt, I’ve shed a tear,

 

What truely brought that on?” “Oh, it’s not true” said Wiggles Sue, he’s just playing with your scone.

 

“Now’s the time to pounce” Locks thought, “While Bryon’s on the run.”

 

But when he went to make a verse, he found that he had none!

 

That’s odd... 033_scratching_head.gif.92f700cf00fb9c6c6818598d44101896.gif

 

 

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AAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.............triple bugga.....ace.gif.2b1dc038de41e0a2c20ef8412351d1a2.gif:ace:ace.gif.2b1dc038de41e0a2c20ef8412351d1a2.gif

 

 

Original quote by tomo

 

Haha, Doubt locksy will help stop it, he's the king of rhymes...

 

Resist he tried with all his might, tossed and turned all through the night,

 

to fend off taunts and any thoughts of rhyming.

 

 

 

"That bugger Byron, he's set the bait. The jobs to do will have to wait,

 

But I’ll just sit back and pause for perfect timing"

 

 

 

As Locks began to write some verse, nothing rude, obtuse or terse,

 

the Rat stepped in and fired the opening shot.

 

 

 

"It's not the verse that you should hate, and I'll shove Crudd's tax fair up his date,

 

‘cuz I need a rotoraxe to make the Jab real hot.

 

See, I need a donk that goes and goes, to keep the plastic on its toes,

 

but since his mining tax, my dream is shot."

 

 

 

Well just between me and you, I guess poor Bryon kinda knew,

 

That his taunt might end up being quite the blunder,

 

Said the lad with the grin as he waltzed on in, "He's a drummer...is it any wonder?"

 

 

 

"You see lyrics aren't their strongest point, it's pounding that's their thing."

 

So he gave him a poke with an old skins joke, just to wound him in the wing"

 

 

 

Bryon sprang back in dread and fear, "That really hurt, I’ve shed a tear,

 

What truely brought that on?” “Oh, it’s not true” said Wiggles Sue, he’s just playing with your scone.

 

 

 

“Now’s the time to pounce” Locks thought, “While Bryon’s on the run.”

 

But when he went to make a verse, he found that he had none!

 

 

 

That’s odd... 033_scratching_head.gif.92f700cf00fb9c6c6818598d44101896.gif

 

All hail the king for he has spoke

 

let no-one doubt it ...or they'll cop a poke

 

It is time to move on....to greener grass

 

so, as they say in the classics

 

:off topic:And it came to pass......

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AAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh.............triple bugga.....ace.gif.2b1dc038de41e0a2c20ef8412351d1a2.gif:ace:ace.gif.2b1dc038de41e0a2c20ef8412351d1a2.gif

 

 

Original quote by tomo

 

Haha, Doubt locksy will help stop it, he's the king of rhymes...

 

Resist he tried with all his might, tossed and turned all through the night,

 

to fend off taunts and any thoughts of rhyming.

 

 

 

"That bugger Byron, he's set the bait. The jobs to do will have to wait,

 

But I’ll just sit back and pause for perfect timing"

 

 

 

As Locks began to write some verse, nothing rude, obtuse or terse,

 

the Rat stepped in and fired the opening shot.

 

 

 

"It's not the verse that you should hate, and I'll shove Crudd's tax fair up his date,

 

‘cuz I need a rotoraxe to make the Jab real hot.

 

See, I need a donk that goes and goes, to keep the plastic on its toes,

 

but since his mining tax, my dream is shot."

 

 

 

Well just between me and you, I guess poor Bryon kinda knew,

 

That his taunt might end up being quite the blunder,

 

Said the lad with the grin as he waltzed on in, "He's a drummer...is it any wonder?"

 

 

 

"You see lyrics aren't their strongest point, it's pounding that's their thing."

 

So he gave him a poke with an old skins joke, just to wound him in the wing"

 

 

 

Bryon sprang back in dread and fear, "That really hurt, I’ve shed a tear,

 

What truely brought that on?” “Oh, it’s not true” said Wiggles Sue, he’s just playing with your scone.

 

 

 

“Now’s the time to pounce” Locks thought, “While Bryon’s on the run.”

 

But when he went to make a verse, he found that he had none!

 

 

 

That’s odd... 033_scratching_head.gif.92f700cf00fb9c6c6818598d44101896.gif

 

All hail the king for he has spoke

 

let no-one doubt it ...or they'll cop a poke

 

It is time to move on....to greener grass

 

so, as they say in the classics

 

:off topic:And it came to pass......

 

..... that El Ratto said ..... "Brit a shick, Bryon,

 

After a tome like that, I'm giving up try'n".

 

My Aunt said "Welcome back Planey".

 

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My Aunt said "Welcome back Planey".

Didn't even knows yous was gones..... welcome back anyway (it's the thought that counts)

 

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The Nanna congratulated Bryin for his tryin (had to missspell your name so twould rhyme). Not bad for a drummer she said.

 

 

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WAKEY....WAKEY!!!!!!!

 

Has everyone gone to sleep 069_boring.gif.9e637ba5ab99baa57b9a7fc36fd8134f.gif:boring:069_boring.gif.9e637ba5ab99baa57b9a7fc36fd8134f.gif..........or are you too afraid??????:stirring pot::stirring pot:

 

It seems the rhyming has lost its timing,

 

and the satire has gone to bed

 

will anyone respond

 

or has the fear gone to their hed..008_roflmao.gif.1e95c9eb792c8fd2890ba5ff06d4e15c.gif:roflmao:na_na.gif.77b7aa06a1279edccd56932494ddf71b.gif:na na:114_ban_me_please.gif.db782538b13fdbe07a73265501aea31e.gif:ban me please:

 

 

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