The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

....there should be a new Rule; If you want to post, you have to put your hand up and be approved by the Monitor (a new position on WF, complementing the 48 Admins).

 

This didn't go well with .........................

 

..... Admin # 34 who had always wanted to be a monitor, but instead was just a small skink with a .......

[turboplanner]

....kinky attitude who would join in a discussion and start six arguments, then create an appearance of putting out the fire.

A34 had been a traffic warden back in his home county of Scarborough, and knew all the old tricks of backdating the time and ..................

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

....kinky attitude who would join in a discussion and start six arguments, then create an appearance of putting out the fire.

A34 had been a traffic warden back in his home county of Scarborough, and knew all the old tricks of backdating the time and ..................

..... rubbing out the chalk to not only change the time, but he changed the date on the tyres.

 

This lead to many people being charged for overstaying a 1 hour spot by from 3 to 11 days, which led to an on-the-spot of $15,000 and a ......

Edited January 5 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.....had filled the coffers of the Council leading to others to invent similar money making schemes at the expense of the ratepayers, all except for Councillor Ponzi who .............

[Captain]

1 minute ago, turboplanner said:

.....had filled the coffers of the Council leading to others to invent similar money making schemes at the expense of the ratepayers, all except for Councillor Ponzi who .............

..... sold the council chambers 7 times, and .....

[turboplanner]

.....hired out the public toilets in the CBD for all night raves. It was at one of these that CT and OT...........

 

[Captain]

29 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....hired out the public toilets in the CBD for all night raves. It was at one of these that CT and OT...........

 

..... 's eyes met, and .....

[onetrack]

......as they talked, the subject progressed to "blowing things away" and "blowing things up", and they both then realised they had mutual common ground in a love of explosives, firearms, dead rabbits, and general destruction, where mind-numbing, boring peacefulness usually ruled.

 

Together they hatched a plan to position explosives behind the dunnies, as OT gleefully related "Gelignite Jacks" exploits with explosives and dunnies, and OT's fun experimentation with various home-made explosives as a teenager, as well as the sheer pleasure he'd gotten from blowing up VC and NVA caches of explosives.

 

"Right!" said CT, "First off, we'll need a couple of sausages of Powergel, a few electric dets, some sandbags to reduce the whooomph, and a........

 

Edited January 6 by onetrack

[turboplanner]

....alert went off in a BorderForce Office in Esperance, the first one in seven years.

 

The quite ugly face of the ex trapper who used to run the Rabbit Proof Fence, OT came up on the Situation Room screen just as Albo walked in. Albo gave an involuntary shudder and said “Penny Wong was right!” and.......

 

 

[Captain]

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

..... OT came up on the Situation Room screen just as Albo walked in. Albo gave an involuntary shudder and said “Penny Wong was right!” and.......

.... "That OT bloke will never be able to get Penny back over the fence, but the CT is hot and might have a chance."

 

Penny looked at CTs photo, postponed the wedding and .....

Edited January 6 by Captain

[onetrack]

.......took the first available flight to Inner Mongolia, which Penny had earlier determined, was the place where............... 

[Captain]

1 minute ago, onetrack said:

.......took the first available flight to Inner Mongolia, which Penny had earlier determined, was the place where............... 

.... she and CT could allow their passion to be set free, where CT would burst .....

[turboplanner]

 .. his appendix and she would order a medivac chopper [avref] to save him.

Ot put his foot in it and got a steely stare when he said "Isn't that too far for as chopper?" and ............

[Captain]

59 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

 .. his appendix and she would order a medivac chopper [avref] to save him.

Ot put his foot in it and got a steely stare when he said "Isn't that too far for as chopper?" and ............

..... Pen (OTs pet name for her) replied that she is from the Govt and can incur whatever expense that she can get away with.

 

So CT's appendix received the $13,000 transport treatment and while he was laid up in hospital, OT put his best move on Penny, because, ever since his explosives action in Nam, he was always fascinated about how .....

[turboplanner]

.....the process of government worked, and Pnny knew a thing or two, especially about Western Australian government where ................................

[Captain]

..... anything goes and .....

[turboplanner]

........they say "In for a Penny ..............................."

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

........they say "In for a Penny ....."

... in for a ....

 

Edited January 6 by Captain

[CT9000]

.....assult for attacking a lesbian..... 

[turboplanner]

.......but OT got off with a warning, and soon was the Head of the Department of Information in the WA government, and was given a 1965 V Tail Bonanza to fly around in, and a lunch pack every day and.......

[Captain]

.... a compulsory LMBTQRSTUVW re-education program, which triggered some suppressed feelings, that ......

[turboplanner]

.......Western Australian people were being picked on by the WME, and this started...................

[Captain]

.... a period of great tension between the WA Gays and Straights, which rivalled the Bodgies and Widgies of the 60s or the West Side Story's Jets and Sharks, who .....

Edited January 7 by Captain

[bull]

36 minutes ago, Captain said:

.... a period of great tension between the WA Gays and Straights, which rivalled the Bodgies and Widgies of the 60s or the West Side Story's Jets and Sharks, who .....

.began that strange cult like thing called..................

[Captain]

12 hours ago, bull said:

.began that strange cult like thing called..................

..... "Sand Groping", where Western Australians gather (on the full moon closest to Mark McGowan's birthday) in strange clan-like groups and .....

Edited January 7 by Captain