The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

8 hours ago, Captain said:

 

This exoskeleton was fitted to Turbo after I shot him in the date while up the Khyber.  (Don't ask him to show you the scar, that's my tip).

Exoskeletons were a special activity of the Raj back then, a bit like how derigeur is gain of function research these days.

[turboplanner]

.....Unfortunately the exoskeleton started to rust out and Turbos movements became more and more sluggish to the point where the film crews had to speed up the film to keep the story line.

It didn't go well if the Star sas "What are you pointing at Turbo", and turns around to find Turbo's hand still firmly in his pocket. He sold the rusting EX to a Chinese, Dimsim Wao who wanted to mass poduce them and sell them to Americans who were having difficulty domestically.

 

In the meantime the SOS group were getting hungry so Capp y went out and shot a Gnu just as he used to do on the Khyber. As he came into camp with the gutted and skin Gnu over his shoulder, CT loudly proclaimed "You idiot! Don't you know Gnu's are sacred around here these days!"

"What Gnu?!" replied Cappy, this is a rabbit!

CT who knew a rabbit when he saw one realised what Cappy had, necessarily done, and said "...

 

[Captain]

7 hours ago, turboplanner said:

CT who knew a rabbit when he saw one realised what Cappy had, necessarily done, and said "...

"...... Wow Cappy, that's a big'n".

 

"Why thank you CT, but are your referring to my now dead but new Gnu, or the boastful yet rusty and still impressive section of Turbo's exoskeleton that I keep down my ......