Guernsey

Slim chance wifey.... Alan.

I thought you were going to say that the pig jumped through one door then out of the other Oink Oink. Alan.

It is a low frequency sound (travels longer distances) and is an advance warning system. . Alan.

It must have been a cross wind landing. Alan.

Whilst some may think it is not funny, John is not a fool as he is admitting that there is a God. God also made us in his own image so he has a sense of humour and it states in the Bible that a merry heart doeth good like a medicine. His smilie is also a tongue in cheek. Alan.

Just be careful that you don't trip over the walking sticks propped up on the verandah. Alan.

Welcome Tafi there are several of us forum members who are based or fly from Gawler, welcome aboard. Alan.

.....after a moment of silence....he farted.... and because hot air rises, he subsequently passed out then froze to death. . Alan.

Now here's an interesting 'Claytons' news article:- ( written by Guernsey ). Today an ultralight aircraft called a 'Drifter' experienced an engine failure and attempted a forced landing on a local sandbar, the aircraft wheels clipped a crocodile, cartwheeled, was extensively damaged, and caught fire; fortunately the pilot was thrown clear and walked away from the wreckage unijured however, he was subsequently eaten by the crocodile. . Would this be classed as an aviation fatality?....no snap decisions please. The old croc Alan.

The easiest aircraft to learn to fly is not necessarily the best aircraft to learn to fly in. Alan.

My instructor said that I always flew better when he wasn't in the aircraft, perhaps he felt the same about you. Well done and congratulations Smiley. . Alan.

Welcome Commander Mckoy, looking forward to contributions from the Real Mckoy. . Alan.

Does this mean that if your post gets deleted, you will fall out of the sky??? . Alan.

Good to see you still in business and expanding Gary. . Alan Marriette.

Speed Management....very interesting.... what speed did you find was ideal when you were 15??? ( just wanted to compare notes ). . Alan.

....or were there Two Choppers damaged?? Alan.

If you looked really carefully you would have seen my Guernsey Cow jump over it. . Alan.

I would buy one tomorrow for my postie then he wouldn't have to run into my standard roses. . Alan.

Thanks Ahlocks . Alan.

Just curious as Maj had asked the question and you didn't reply. I believe that there may be some forumites who comment on Raaus matters when they are not in fact Raaus members and whilst this is not an Raaus forum as such should we be commenting? I ask this for personal reasons as I have been a member of Auf/Raaus for many years but gave up my membership last October but remain keenly interested in its operation. What do you forumites think, should I be able to comment or should I just observe and take an interest without contributing??? Alan.

Hi Facthunter, are you a fully paid up member of RaaUs.? Alan.

Love to see some photos. Alan.

Thanks for the reply Gary. Alan.

Eye ear what you're saying bexrbetter. Alan.

If Biggles 5128 signed his registration forms as 'Biggles' wouldn't that have given him priority handling? . Alan.