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    ... new set of dentures. :gerg: "Thought I'd wear that screaming little thing out after 15 years." croaked OldLoch. "But all the damn thing ever did was rattle me teeth out and make me ears ring......" =========== The Rat should chat...'stead of talking through his hat
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    Now there's a positive solution! :thumb_up: Guilty as charged...
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    I'll be happy just to be able to get high enough to get out of the summer bumps. :thumb_up: I've had a quick peruse of the AIP and at first glance, it appears there is no limitation on 9500ft. The limitations do apply for flight above 10K. Could be wrong though...won't be the first time.. Here's a link - (section 1.7 and Sect. 2 if interested) http://www.airservices.gov.au/publications/current/aip/enr/1_7_1-4.pdf Cheers!
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    Likewise, I didn't think I'd get to be going that high so I haven't swotted up on the nitty gritty.:ne_nau:
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    That'd be my interpretation
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    ..."Alas poor Yoric, I knew him Hidey Ho..." mumbled Lokspear, as he recalled a story about the discovery of a skeleton in the roof space of a local high school...i_dunno "Had the investigators baffled for weeks, trying to figure out who it was. " he added as the morning cobwebs began to clear from his mind. "...Turns out it was the winner of the 1953 Hide and Seek championships.....:ne_nau: ================
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    "Hello. Cassa de Facade" warbled the receptionist. "Room for two? No problems Sir... Would you like a vapour room or may I suggest the ether suite? Lovely.... And under what name?" "Ok, so that's Mr T Planner...prepaying by cash transfer to our bank account in Nigeria." "Anything else sir?.. Yes, the rooms are very well ventilated and all have 360 degree views"...
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    The burgers are better at Horsey Jack's....:cool_shades: But like a tubz from a chat room, Mcloch was off in a cloud of dust to fix another Toyota. " 'cuz lasers are too hard to get started, unless their turbo'd." he snickered :devil:.... ======== Since when would a Nanabender get insulted? .... oh, yeah. Nearly every page.
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    "grumble grumble @#$!%...." swore McLoch. "The proxy server is being a POXY! server and timing out on all the fun and games....:baldy: "Ah ha!!" smirked Ahlow , "Ditdah has revealled a snippet of his chequered ancestry with a freudian slip about his favourite meal." DitDah looked up :patch: from his feast of dingo danglies ...
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    "oh I dunno..." thought McLoch as his belly started to growl. "Tubz's menu sounded pretty good. Suitable for a inthemiddlers and dustbowlander too..."
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    "The asbestos lining plays havok (now there's a word that gets some use around here) with the possum skin rash." complained LowVach....
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    "Yeah, was a bit rude in hindsight." admitted LowVak:sorry:, "But it needed a tag.." " 'ere! Hang on a minute." gasped LowVak :uhoh2: "What's your caper Tubz? You know that NES has scant resemblance to reality, and you go and post that!" "We can't have truth getting into the story now"... :no no: ================== sometimes the truth is scarier than fiction...
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    "Gather around my colourful little friends :heart:, for we've war to wage on... a smiley biggot." sneered LoVach. :Disappointed: "Let's :vis: him" said :artist: "We could make up a yarn that :Flush:'s him out as a :peepwall:" added just on in disbelief! was . She'd thought Tubz (Ick, pathooey :yuk:) was :thumb_up: :ne_nau: thought if :Rogue: didn't work, probably wouldn't work with him either. LoVack soon realised i_dunno that this was going to be a long and labourious way :scratch head:to get back at Tubz(pathooey:yuk:) and reverted back to his usual lazier methods.... .."Hey Tubz! bite yuh bum!!
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    "You funnin' muh excent, bro?" growled a disgruntled K1w1. "You wait until we start chuppin' away at yours, bro" ========= Is Turbo making blender jokes in the garden???
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    ..."It's uncanny" murmured the young'uns. :uhoh2: "He's got the same cheeky grin as illustrious leader, but that one sounds like The Smile on steroids!" DitDah carefully studied the dossier on the missing in action coastal cowboy. :raise_eyebrow: Same bean pole frame. Same cheshire cat grin. Wears a stetson (country lad thing) and totally into flying adventures. "He's under 25" :thumb_up: prompted CamRoooon. "And he's kinda cute :heart:." added Darks, much to Wang's disappointment :broken_heart: (tee hee). "No, No! he's much too wild for here!" protested TurboSpy :black_eye:, in an effort to prevent another scandal amongst the elders in general population. :ah_oh: "Sounds like I better give him a call then :thumb_up:." replied The Smile :big_grin:, as he reached for the radio mic...... =============== AhLok(zky) is still sulking about the "extra smilies" link not working any more....
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    ''...that Fort Runamok(1) has been successfully infiltrated by one of the Elders(2) that has slipped by the guards!".... ================ (1) a mystical place filled with I-Phones and Xboxes and other kewl stuff (2) A prominent rural mercantile agent. (often confused with old buzzards..:raise_eyebrow:)
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    ..and other words to similar effect.
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    "Reckon the Rat must be confused :raise_eyebrow:, if he's talking about DOing(1) the male population (not that there's anything wrong with that) of the nearby isles(2)." snickered Ahlow , who had thoughtfully provided directions to the recent burst of whimsy(3). And alas, Turbo must have had top level talks with The Boss to curb emoticon extravagance, as Ahlock can't get to the real good ones anymore. The leader of the Young'uns grinned :big_grin:(4) and said ..... =========== 1. Still observing PG15 guidelines 2. The pernickety Eastern and Southern ones 3. Tangental and often incongruent musings that keep ahlow awake at night. 4. Surely no help is needed for who this is :black_eye:
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    ...came the chant from the assembly of Ballarat's lovlies(1). "Yeah, knick off!! we're not sharing the big Dik(2) (:ilmostro: :killen:) with anybody!" yelled a vocal victorian(3). :raise_eyebrow: "Send those cheeky young buggers :strong:over to sort out a few of those islanders" shrieked another(4).:patch: Then a seductive, but husky voice (5) purred out from the midst of the gathered throng.... "....Send me over, and I'll do(6) :heart::heart: the bl:censored:dy lot of 'em"... ======== 1. an emotional protest gathering comprised of Ballaratians of female persuasion and ardent admirers of (2) 2. Resident NES Lady Killa (and all round gentleman) 3. Vocal female protestor - Non specific, but could be studying a degree... 4. Non specific female protester 5. More then likely to be a mature female of riverland heritage. Rumoured to be the ultimate cougar 6. Explanation not provided owing to PG15 rating
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    ..."Sheep, Bro'....we'll, that's what we'll tell 'em we're doing to the sheep, Aye" The ambassador of snake gully (and all round lady killa :ilmostro: ) was duly appointed by the mainland mob to undermine the Island offensive. "Slip over there and woo :polite: their women folk Dika." Suggested AhloW "Then while they're distracted :face and heart: we'll....
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    ...secede from the mainland. "Yeah, @#$%^!* 'em!" exclaimed Qball (who's unique slant on things has been sorely missed lately ), in a thick west Taswegian accent. "We'll round up some k1w1s and..........
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    .... stand to attention.
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    ... you too need seven different pairs of glasses....
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    " 'ere! stop that Thomas Augustine Patrick O'Dalby!" yelled his mum . You'll go blind!! :no no: Ditdah thought about this for a few moments i_dunno before replying... "Can I do it until I need glasses??? :ne_nau:"....
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