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  1. "We'll yeah" added Alow, "looks like he might confuses the animals he's supposed to be plucking too!" "Use a few more of those XX:censored:XX words." interupted bushtucker Les. "Bartfastarts is watching in the background...With a couple more XXX:censored:XXX's you might lure him in and we'll have a crack at a feed of that spotted brown pussy.
  2. ..cow pattie. (does pattie have to be XXXXed out? :confused:) DitDah lunged for the steaming green pile, desperately hoping it would....
  3. Thlap thlepp.... thlap thleep thlepp... thlap! Ditdah frantically thrashed his botox bloated tongue against the phone to summon assistance. "Please state your emergency" the operator repeated....
  4. ...or whether he had just been licking cane toads. "I'b hab nopt" protested DitDah....
  5. ... hadn't had much to do before the electricity arrived. :stirring pot: "Thompson Jim Bob Scott!!" hollered his mum in disgust :yuk:. "You weren't paying attention again, were you.. :rolleyes1: I said to pluck the chickens for dinner!!!"...
  6. ...with Les Hiddins stealthily creeping toward it. :uhoh2: Knife and fork in hand. "Shhh..." whispered Les. "Flying Bush Pussy... A bit chewy, :bitehard: but otherwise good tucker"...
  7. Certified Air/Ground Radio Service http://www.airservices.gov.au/publications/current/aip/gen/3_4_1-25.pdf (not sure if the link will take you straight to the right section though) Nope it doesn't. Section 3.2 (page 5 of 26)
  8. AhloW stood beside the SportsTzar and gazed up at the towering cumilowhoopass boiling menacingly to the East, confident that the Viagra he'd smeared on the Tzara's main spar would be up to the task. (for at least 4 hours...apparently :ne_nau:) "She'll be right my little rivet riddled friend" :smooch: Ahlow soothed. "We've just got to take that strobe and throw it away before it blinds someone now, :rolleyes1: and then we're good to go..." =========== Lots of aged oestrogen in the general population garden as of late....
  9. ...thunked. i_dunno "Prolly a good thing finding out that the wings might fall off..." he continued thunking. "After finding out that landing the bl:censored:dy thing is beyond the capacity of mere mortals, 'was gunna have to tear 'em off and throw 'em on the junk heap along with the GPS, radio and transponder any way..."
  10. Oh really Thompson :Disappointed:...Do please try to keep up. One doesn't mix seafood with tender spars. :rolleyes1: ..Makes 'em taste funny
  11. TH, I edited out the "in Australia" as the same applies to all SportStars. The USA ones are the same airframe, but the yanks have to toe a few different rules with regard to stall speed to fit into their LSA category. Cheers!
  12. Just got off the blower after speaking with Peter (Aust Distributor) NONE of the SportStar variants are affected. Different wing construction to the EV-97
  13. "I'll have a schooner if Slarti's shouting"...
  14. Tubz! don't tease. I'll get into strife if I start giving cheek here....
  15. I'm just glad I went for blat yesterday before reading this thread.:uhoh2: Since reading through it, I've figured that landing is just too hard :ne_nau:and the beercan has to go...
  16. :ne_nau: T'ain't nuthin I've ever had anything to do with....:clown: ================ Sorry Darks, ...will get back to the storyline a bit later. :stirring pot:
  17. Pheww!!!! I thought NES was going to go all serious :mulie:and have a topic that made sense. ...... Bugga that....
  18. "No, no. quite relevant really!" replied Gunah,:chill out:senior partner in law firm Gunah, Sendyah and Brohke. "By the time O'Dalby gets his skinny little butt back down from up there, :gerg: he'll be needing assistance in such matters "....
  19. ...pong that would make a blowfly throwup.
  20. ....cause a rather interesting spatter pattern...
  21. He's got my vote! It's a very insightful piece Nev. :thumb_up:
  22. Tubz latest batch of Possum skin G-bangers hadn't had all of the saltpetre rinsed out during manufacture. :raise_eyebrow: "Geez, I wouldn't want to have a scratch just after knocking the ash out of the pipe" muttered McLoch. :kboom: "No need to worry about a marriage licence then"...
  23. Not sure what concerns me more. Ian's ice cream melting, or that it's on the floor! :uhoh2: P.S. Re, the dogs - It's 'cuz they can't make a fist.
  24. sleep.....'cuz it's the only reasonable explanation for it at this time of day...
  25. Yep! and have no plans to get one either.
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