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searching for a legal way to turn Ruddy and Julia into carbon as a way of saying thanks for a new tax....:dog:

Someone in general population was spreading a "no turbo" rumour. Silly buggas didn't look hard enough....:scratch head: Here he is... :cool_shades:

Like wearing silk undies Doggie...nobody else needs to know. ;)

....well, no....:raise_eyebrow: Having misappropriating his mother's Hills hoist and best linen, not to forget the purloining his father's lawn mower, Tomo was experimenting with the newest development feature of the O'Dalby Drifter MkIII. "It's a masterpiece of engineering!" interrupted dashDot enthusiastically. "With some of that yellow and blue rope that the Telstra blokes leave lying around lashed to it, you throw the Hoover overboard on roll out and vola! .....Vacuum brakes!

.........."a crash test dummy for a new series of 'air crash investigations' and as an automated varmint killer in the block buster movie epic..The Ratinator" ================= Lieutenant in Forrest Gump!? :Disappointed:.....you'll pay for that Rat!!!!:vis:

"Make up!!....We're trying to attract new recruits. Not scare them away!" scowled the director :ace:as he turned to the make-up girl. "What can we do about the face?" :Disappointed: The make-up girl squinted a bit as she examined the example of Car Parks r Us standing before her. :DevilDog: "Well," she suggested "We could try shotblasting....":ne_nau: Dika carefully checked his wiring. re-examined the plumbing. tweaked a couple of more dials (just 'cuz he can) and flipped the switch. Instantly a blood curdling scream erupted from above..... ===================== Planey! good to see you back!

"..well it's only fair Dika" agreed McLoch "After spending so much time finding ways to take the P:censored:s out of Zulus, it's not unreasonable to have to give some back...." ================

"Verdigris....regularly pops up in casual conversation dunnit?" :ne_nau: McLoch thought quietly to himself, as he pondered a way to introduce something even more abstruse into the yarn. (but was pipped by Lat before he'd hit 'SEND' ) "Land ho!" Tubz bellowed out. "I am not!" snapped Nanna .... ===============

…as Ahloh clambered up to the subrolla roof and anxiously looked to starboard. “Rooks rike they surfacing.” whispered TurbSan as he nervously twitched his neck and switched his gaze :patch: between the cricket bat, his beloved sledgie :heart: and the disturbance forming in the water abeam. “What’s going on up there?” hollered the Lat from down below. "I think Darkers* has bluetoothed her Zulus to a passing whale Captain Lat, but you really should see this!” exclaimed Aloh. ““It’s a thing of beauty! :face and heart: All metal and line upon line of ..........RIVETS!!!!!!” ============ *who overlooked a setup to poke fun at high reving aircraft motors and now will have to endure more headset gags.

"Must be the tappets." Lat muttered :uhoh2: as he rapped on the face of the tacho hoping the fluctuations (which coincidentally, was exactly what the Kommandant had just screamed ) would cease. "Don't think you should have called him slit for brains Shin. :ne_nau: He vellee sauerkraut :ace:now!" commented Obrivion. TuboSan was unperturbed. He climbed out onto the roof of the subrolla and brandished his thirteen pound sledgie in defiance. "Sonar bridge" called DarkSarcs "Sounds like they've launched one" she warned as a high pitch scream overwhelmed her Zulus......

Alarm! Alarm! shrieked the Kommandant of the unterseeboot. "Make ready ze torpedos." he barked, in anticipation of the crew's first kill in over sixty years. :raise_eyebrow: "See Willhiem!" He scolded the first officer as he scratched at the verdigris on his monocle, "I told you ze war vasn't over! :patch: Make revolutions to intercept and ve'll blow ze NES swine off onto another tangent and well past three thousand posts!" With a wheeze the sub's mighty engines rolled over and settled into a rythmic pulse of precision german engineering. Propulsion officer Rotorax, who had enjoyed a brief fling :FeelGood: (and game of 'hide the bratwurst') with an austrian engine maker's daughter while on his last shore leave, signalled the Helm. "If only you had let me modify the engines Herr Kommandant, I am sure I could haf made them rev to over 5 thousand and not self destruct....."(aviation reference )

.. a corney gag about bananas and compusive bangers? Adminiguru (who's been notably absent of late) glanced toward to the "vacation time" button .......and waited.....

"You'd have to ask him about that.." answered Aloh "If you can get that sirry smirk off his face..." :killen:

....as the new Zulus had bellied up..... ============ Gotta love the smilies. There one for nearly every occassion.

"...continue the floggings until morale improves!" she cooed, as she flicked her little black cat-o-nine-tails in anticipation. :devil: Thompson averted his eyes nervously, as he was much too young and pure of heart to be exposed to such goings on. ". --...-- -.---.. !!! " He exclaimed:faint:as he feverously tapped out his new message....

"Amelia's knockers?!" gasped McLoch, :confused: as he reached for his reading glasses. "I though we were laying off those sort of jokes now that we have a lady in our midst." "Especially after El Ratto's warning of tail lashings!" "Hello, I'm Dika." :ilmostro: The resident lady killa (and all round nice guy) automatically responded on hearing mention of a new female :spruce_up:name in the NES. The Rat was furious! :dog: No only had his top secret undercover agent identity nearly been compromised by revealing his face, someone had stolen his Stazi photo enhancing technology and were now trying to digitally peak under his hat*..... ================ * Caution: Readers should not hold their breath waiting for the result...it took a week to just get around to transferring the photos out of the phone..

....Thompson who was the resident dot dash expert. "What's it say ??" she eagerly asked "I think the message is incomplete Darkers." replied Thompson :confused:. "It starts off with some thing about stuffing a dead horse. There's a reference to yippee ki aye and then it appears to break in to song ending in a code style I'm not sure of." He continued.... "Swe-ee-eet Carol-0h-lineee...... " (Go on. 'fess up Tubz....you hummed it didn't you...) ========= Subvert (v): to alter a corolla to suit undersea travel Subversion (n): a system to record design changes eg. Subrolla ver 1.3

Ahlow thought he just still giddy from using IFR (I Forrow Railway) fright plan on way back from Cowla, :yuk: [ATTACH]8773.vB[/ATTACH][ATTACH]8772.vB[/ATTACH] or something was wrong with camarah. :patch: (or that Ahloh just prane sirry...) He find strange phenomona with picachahs that are taken of Lat at Cowla... [ATTACH]8776.vB[/ATTACH][ATTACH]8775.vB[/ATTACH] and at Yarrawonga... [ATTACH]8774.vB[/ATTACH] Ahloh think he seclet Stazi agent working undercover and not hotel magnate!! :uhoh2: ================== Oh dear! There's some at the back door.....

"Dika(ney) should not worry about such things" soothed Ahloh :Rogue:"Often the mainstreamers :jump:have no idea what they're are going on about either" "Dika's input works very well, thanks!" added Nana with a satisfied grin....

...dog eared assortment of old BBC set drawings. "Rucky Sardircasm not see these." thought Acki. "She velly crever legal person and plolly bust us for pinch ideas for underwater car(olla) design!" :vis: Tompson put down his copy of marine rated ariels just as his vision started to blur..... ================ Walt Decca(ney).....Does have a familiar sound to it...

Or will Disney hunt him down for piking their star onto the periscope, just so he could get onto the internet?...[ATTACH]8765.vB[/ATTACH]

"Tee Hee... :ha ha:Sirry TurboPranner... Everone know sun sets in the north east when use 10 yen compass." :scratch head: ... but they hadn't planned on a complication with the ransom negotiation. "Whatayermean you want us to pay you to get him back??!!" :ace:protested the Mayor of Dalbyville..... =============== P.S. Carrier penguins!!!

"All ahead full helmsman!" The Lat ordered as he coughed up a soot goolie. :yuk: "I've snibbed up the cylinder bolts and incanted the Jabatoo prayer, (:stirring pot:) so she'll hold." he added. "Aye Aye Captain!" :DevilDog:responded the Helm (crikey! who'd have thought that the Lat's real name would ever be used again?? ) as TurboSan rechecked the compass and set a course of 290 degrees :ne_nau: for the run south to home.....

"Horry snappin' bull sphincters!" shouted Ahloh in jubilation:jump:"Darkcastik has come to play!!" "She even undastand the ringo." added Nobu, as he readied another lump of cordite in case the Lat takes to running away.... =============== Ever notice how spell check is a waste of time in the NES lately?

"Ahsoh!" exclaimed Ahloh as the penny finally dlopt. "It be Lat's gold fang that is causing the probrem! The camera can't handle the grint off the legendary fang and is clapping out when trying to capcha Lat image!" :rolleyes1: Ahloh scurried off to find a "glinting tooth filter" for the camera (....which is really a phone ...that is waaaay over complicated for such a simple person to understand. :uhoh2:) "You could hit bruddy fing with 13 pound percussion adjuster!" suggested TurboSan, feigning interest :cool_shades:, as he flicked the cattle prod to ON.... ============== Agricultural Trivia: Semen is collected from bulls for use in artificial insemination by placing an electrical probe up it's rectum. :yuk: Or does Turbz already know this and planning on doing some experiments on rats...