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Mcloch was reminded of a family member who did something she didn't want the extended family to know about.... Yet she had posted all the gory details on Faceplant. :scratch head: "Not too bright sometimes those twenty somethings" he mumbled :ne_nau:...... ================= ...took a while, but eventually figured it out..:lol 8:

..."and m8! i'l hv2 gt me I's fxt nd lrn txt so i kn ndrstnd wht thr tlkn abt".... ==================== Beercan?.....115 knots??.....Downhill with a strong tailwind..... maybe...i_dunno

Sheesh!! he's quick! (for a Canberra type:unhappy composer: )

"Drat!! pipped by the rat!!" scowled AhLow :patch: "and just when I'd discovered a suitable likeness of SuperDitDah .... .... try a Turbo Inc. G-Banger...

"Shhhhhh... The hyperactive buggers have all finally gone to bed for the night..." Ahlok quietly interrupted Bryon :patch:. "They had to sleep sometime.... and we've got to act before the smiley one wakes up at o'dark thirty...:scratch head:" Ahlok and Bryon crept stealthily toward the young'uns bastion , well as quietly as creaky knees allows :rolleyes1:, and noticed a faint murmur coming from inside....:confused: ...ZZZZ....Jeremy....ZZZZZ..... next solo...ZZZZZ....ZZZzzSnort! (Gunna be hell to pay for this one, aye Darks ) "Pass Turb's 15 pound tappet adjuster please Bry," 007loK whispered, "and we'll be in here in two days flat" Suddenly! A gruff voice shouted out ............ ================= New faces in the aunt's garden. :thumb_up:

..."and outfox them with pure old buzzard rat cunning ." he snickered. We'll set up a new forum that promises hi speed texting and a facebook account ..... ....."then lock 'em out of it!" ==============

"Turbo!!!!" sobbed Aloch. "It was awful! The kidlet's went ape and they cast nasturtiums at Darkastic's honour and then Sir Dika went to her aid and the boss upped 'em for the rent so the the little buggers went and built a fortress in general population to keep old buggers out and now you're back we've gotta get a plot together to get stuck into the little blighters." Turbo drew a deep breath and...... ============== Damn! There's no smiley for a breathless blubbering...

The never ending story ground to a halt.. as the young'uns went all quiet and plotted their next move. :patch: "Reckon the Boss will apply '3 day holidays' if we push him?" asked Wang. "She's right Maaate!" replied DitDah :big_grin::thumb_up::big_grin:, "The old buggers :gerg: are away playing catch up with all the work they didn't get done while muckin' around on chat over the last few days. They'll come up with some yarn with a vague relationship to aviation (or not at all :clown:) to keep the boss happy."

"Hey DidDah" quipped AhloW "Reckon I've seen those pictures before......down at the police station"

"what's goin' on 'ere?" () cussed the ASIC inspector:mulie:, as he stooped down to pick up the fallen object. "I've heard about you Cecil Plains mob." He continued. "A band of lost pirates they say,.... keep losin' their buccaneers..." ================ (McLoch might get a holiday for this one.....:ymca:)

... has a name that is tellibly diffcult to change alound to make fun off. " I mean, Mista H..., bruddy hard to make sirriness with that..." Aki continued. Tomo just grined :big_grin:.. and grined :big_grin::big_grin: and then.....

There was an almighty burst of feedback as the Tannoy (look that one up, ditdah ) howled into life. Passenger departing for Cecil plains with O'Dalby Air..... Please make your way to the Hills Hoist looking thing and present your ticket to the streak of pelican poop :bounce:with bugs in his teeth ... =============== Glad I didn't have a camera or mic on while making that one up :lol 8:....in the garden. (Wonder if anyone else pulls faces while putting smilies into their posts?? i_dunno)

....A flight with DarkSolo :encore:when she gets her Pax ticket. Second prize :stirring pot: .... ....will be two flights with Darks....

The rabble partied on :super: while CFEdoes banged furiously :baldy: on the secret door, for there was much to celebrate:high 5: with pictures AND sound being received from the north and down south in the new video yarn room. DitDah just smiled :big_grin: and smiled :big_grin::big_grin: and smiled :big_grin::big_grin::big_grin: (seems to do that a lot, he does) but being a chaste and sober lad, retired early - Before the trouble really started. :ah_oh:...... =============== The aunt should not worry as the turboBanger said he'd be away cruising for a week....

Nice little video Rosco. What sort of camera was it again?

"And I thought I had a rough lookin' head!!" exclaimed Ahloch (Old phart who can make his camera thingy work ) " ============== Bugga hit the send button in error...hadn't finished yet..:dog:

Nah, that's not him. [ATTACH]9697.vB[/ATTACH] [ATTACH]9698.vB[/ATTACH] Where's his hat?? :ne_nau:.....must be an imposter! :lol 8: :raise_eyebrow:

...an obsessive loathing of malevolent and dishonest interweb grubs. :dog: (a bit like a couple of :censored:holes who delight in rubbishing RAA on another site really. Dig around a bit and their real identity is eventually revealed.) "Besides", added AhCludo "who in their right mind would say "I had collected excellent information from this story" ...about the NES?" ... ================= The turbo is out in a water surrounded garden

Strewth!!! NES yarns involving something that's not pure fiction That'll never last....:lol 8:

....old blighty.:ymca: "You're an interesting sort Hosty " commented Ahlow. :patch: "Only ever make three posts on hundreds of different forums over the last few days. All with irregular syntax and no follow up replies. :Disappointed: "Any chance you're a spam BOT :yuk: for a bloke named Jared in Queensland, who's trying to set up reselling mobile data services." :DirtDOG: (Turns out the pillocks do this to manipulate search engine statistics.)

You mean Tomo the bent isn't ten feet tall??? :uhoh2: "Damn! :gaah:that's stuffed up a whole theme of tall skinny Tomozonian yarns ....Maybe trelledangler is a giant...:ne_nau:

Tomo is bent?!!! 'spose that explains how the tall streak of duck pooh fits into a Jab.....

After seeing that Yenn was searching for tools, AhLow offered to help... "There's two of 'em right here in NES!" he wrote. "The one in mexico is looking a bit used, :smooch: but there's a newer one in banaland!"

...holes left from where the strobe and radio aerial used to be.... Seeing as how in-house jargon was not being encouraged in the great sticker hunt, McLoch started on an outhouse theme. "Wreckflyingdotcomdotau. The cure for a limp spar" ============= Real men Rotax, others just Jab at it...

"Ah yes. Obstipation.. it does fit the symptoms.." mumbled DrLoch , whom had spent a considerable amount of time studying the recent sandgropian bout of the malady. "It's a common illness amongst the aviation tribe. Usually a liberal dose of sage and thyme :gerg: will aid the patient to realise that when freshly minted, we are often full of it... ============= Obstipation..:yelrotflmao:full of it.. a herbal gag.. ..in the garden...:raise_eyebrow:..i_dunno....