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entwined with the latte set and this scared him more then the impending landing of the now flying dingy as the wave crest launched him and the dingy into............
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Discovered that Turbo was one step ahead of him as the whole statue disintergrated in a load explosion !!! Cappy,s dingy became the fastest clinker dingy in the world as it rode atop of the wave crest heading towards his..........
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one morning whilst having latte,s with Turbo apon leaving they spotted the Turbo statue up to it,s waist in water and all hell broke loose amongst the Brighton woke subset and they started leaving in droves. Now old Turbo knows a good wicket and started buying all the waterfront properties for less then half their value . Hmmmm said Bull this seems suss i better have a look at this turbo statue. Well after an extensive survey Bull discovered that Turbine inc had mounted the statue on a submersible barge and secretly over night had sunk it to his knees ,to bring property values amongst the Brighton woke down to make a killing when he refloated the barge . Cappy stood up and said..................
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spike protien specialist,custom designed too said Ah Choo,why we can and have already..................
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all the friggin RAA costs to fly me bloody jackaroo ! almost need a carpet bag full of cash now to fuel up the mower,,,,how can i mow me lawn if i can not handle money cried Bull. Well you could..........
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enough to irritate the monkeys ,[hence the monkey pox thingy] and are now planning more to come [secret photo of the top brass in pox discussions ],,,,,,Well i,m gunna stay away from any one now said Bull [especially Mavis as it is spread by skin to skin you know ,,wink wink ] and don,t even think about shaking my hand cause.............
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spell "men"woman' etc now it is impossible to determine the gender of some creatures and this was causeing some...................
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..................Uluranorise and connect with thier ..................
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......apon federal politics as after he successfully coaxed the jacka up to 70 ft and flew down the valley and landed as he needed to change his underwear but now wonders which toilet to use cause some numby wearing a red labor shirt helped by something in a big pink wig has taken all the signs off the toilets! Cappy stood up and said Bull old mate this elbo bloke might be ...............
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.but this would clash with the gumboot wearing persona of the average taswegian. Now the Bob Brown foundation is calling for a ban on the wax as it could infringe apon the.........................
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the secrets of the.
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..local university and had stumbled on the answer to his finance problem [he was broke too many pokies] he now approached the student with a counter offer of 15 % of gross takings and his school/university was to remain as a silent partner ,[Bugger sharing half with the old dragon ,he could be heard muttering]....Now Melovturbo had done a quick [2 min] google search and had found Turbine investments and financial counceling is facing 14 federal warrents and the baileff is running around as well,So he decided he would..................
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face me about cutting me in on his product i want 20% or you can not use school equiptment or build on school grounds........Now 20 % might sound high but where else can u get free power and tools and with the science club fund i,m sure we can fund the start up ok? Now this took Melovturbo [,a student from Ukraine] by surprise and he sat down to talk to his financial adviser,Cappy from Turbine investment and aviation company ,after the talk Cappy stood up and said.........................
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made a anti aircraft missile and as soon as he heard Turbo,s engine he looked around and got lock and fired ,,shhhhzzzzz went the missile heading straight as a die for turbo,s HZ and..........
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get back at the pesky farmer and pointed the old 308 at him and covered him in old engine oil and coolant by flying [avref] over his head in a low pass ,[and for the hz[avref] class of flying machine this would be about 2 ft ] this made the farmer ................................
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really lost the plot when he discovered that Turbo and the wreck where not on the ground but still valiantly struggling to gain height as steam started leaving a vapor trail behind the old holden. Turbo looked down and saw a ....................
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amazingly out of the dust arose the mighty wheezing holden as Turbo slowly climbed out not too sure what to do about the tree branches stuck on his leading edges of both wings [avref] the old holden was slowly climbing at full noise and the speed slowly increased to 60kts ,,but that was not the only thing to increase,the old holden together by a screw in the back seat suddenly decided to let the temp guage indication increase as well. As the needle on the temp rose so did Turbo,s temp and his ........... ...............
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with much ado attacked the old hz station wagon that was NOT the car they where allowed to do either,[it was the airport managers car ]as OT was late in delivering the panelvan!! Anyway after hours of cutting smashing and banging[not just steel as the local rsl girls came over for a look] the creation was pushed out of the shed [Similar in design to this flying Pinto ..AVREF] ....and the wings where fitted. Now Cappy volenteered to be the test pilot but turbo beat him in a rock verses sissors thingy and strapped himself in,as he .......................
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a panel van,Loxy had a nice sandman back in the day! Not as good as my old Valiant Drifter,my we had some fun in that ,back in the day.....Drifter said OT ,did it have a rotax? Nah i think it was a 318 v8 but it sure flew [avref] faster then a ............
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2 stroke oil from Bull,s jackaroo? And WTF was a jackaroo doing in his dream?f&^k knows how Bull comes into it either but as he slowly wiped up the oil he heard a noise ,turning around from under his bed covers arised a...........
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fun they had in the clapped out old spitfires they had to train in ,remember that day that cappy,s wheels would not come down that was .......
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do a Benny Hill walk in the park,,like he did whilst learning to fly spitfires with Benny Hill himself. [this is believed to be the Jedi rat and a young Tubs and we think a young Bull back in 42 but not sure] But the reality soon hit as he needs help nowadays to just go to the toilet ,[another story altogether that one ,,thew] aand he decided that he would.............
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with the a little funny. Hey thats CHIEF ENGINEERmister rat said Tubs [totally getting into role,,lol] and you will address me as such from now on ok?
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was that the vodka never seemed to run out until just before the...........
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he needed the extra coin to pay the deckies overtime to hose down all the spew,,,and that,s without mentioning the human leftovers spilled throughout the cabins and decks. This has got to stop said Chief Tub ,lets leave the hoses..................
