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  1. True more then likely the old mate will turn up with a ute full of tools and spare fuel and say you right mate?
  2. That bloody rattle made me do a precautionary, was just a loose bracket all fixed now ,,better to be safe then sorry....
  3. But flighty mate your humour has attracted the attention of the talent scouts for the NES now do you know the history and have read all 634 pages of The Never Ending Story aka: NES ? If not, you would do yourself a favour to spend a weekend just reading it from the start and then joining in in the most endearing story about nothing that i have ever known ,,,but it,s fun 😎
  4. Wondered why those red and white cows where walking around incircle and eating everything in sight.
  5. [BREAKING NEWS Morning everyone ,this is your wreckflying daily news reporter Bull, here and i,m speaking from the gates of Pentrige prison in Pricktoristan as we wait for the prison van carrying the notorious high finance mogal Onetrack and his business partner Cappy to await trial, from reports the Judge the Honorable Jason Flightrite, a new member of the bench denied bail. Reasons for the denial have not yet been made public. We will endeavour to keep all interested members up to date ,next report after the incarceration is complete.] UPDATE [ After arrival at the prison the van was vanjacked by the reporter Bull and was last seen heading for the spirit of Tasmania terminal . the scene was set up and as the ferry backed away from the wharf, the prison van flew ]avref] through the air after hitting the ramp and headed for the still open front ramp of the ship. But as the van lifted into the air the................
  6. stare out of the prison van window through the bars [he had to sit on Onetracks shoulders to see out] Many things where going through his mind about this whole debarckle and ..............
  7. [BREAKING NEWS Morning everyone ,this is your wreckflying daily news reporter Bull, here and i,m speaking from the gates of Pentrige prison in Pricktoristan as we wait for the prison van carrying the notorious high finance mogal Onetrack and his business partner Cappy to await trial, from reports the Judge the Honorable Jason Flightrite, a new member of the bench denied bail. Reasons for the denial have not yet been made public. We will endeavour to keep all interested members up to date ,next report after the incarceration is complete.] UPDATE [ After arrival at the prison the van was vanjacked by the reporter Bull and was last seen heading for the spirit of Tasmania terminal . the scene was set up and as the ferry backed away from the wharf, the prison van flew ]avref] through the air after hitting the ramp and headed for the still open front ramp of the ship. But as the van lifted into the air the................
  8. ......those red and white cows,,,my god he said ,I,ve just thought of a way out of this scandal Ot !! ...................... Everyone was amazed when suddenly the rat stood up to his full height [about 14 inches by his last vet visit records] and proceeded to..................
  9. Ya nu what eye meant ya nob..... Back to the story.........apon seeing...........
  10. .......tulips that cappy planted last year, well you should have seen his reaction apon seeing............
  11. red and white.............
  12. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder ,,,,,but in this case i would have to agree with you looks like some sort of siamese twin thing going on ,,lol
  13. Hers one,
  14. .what looked like....................
  15. very large........... .[BREAKING NEWS,,,,more on the Trackbine money laundering scandal,,An unidentified ASIO source has said that the affair has ties to the Derwent International contracts for facilities and landing rights at DIA for migrant transfers to the new quarantine facility at the McMurdo sound quarintine facility now under construction by Ontrack industries for airport construction The backer for which has so far not been named. The Ceo of DIA {Derwent International Airports] Bull was asked for comment and so far we have not recieved a reply....]
  16. .....do,,,,,,,,,[before we get to whatever is in cappys future we have a BREAKING NEWS STORY "Scandal rocked the offices of Trackbine industries today after its founding father Onetrack was indited and summons to appear on a charge of money laundering. The story breaking today is that a suspect apprehanded on the river bank yesterday, known as Cappy to a web site found which we can not name due to legal action, had been found to be in possesion of a very large sum of cash and it and a brown paper bag have now entered into the story with the director/ceo/owner of Trackbine industries being summons to appear. No much else is known at this time but we will keep all NES partners up to date ok.]now back to the story. ...............do and sought a means of escape glancing over past the fence he spied a.......
  17. Just like you do when you pass a roadtrain coming the other way on a small bridge ah.....
  18. that he kept for reasons know only to him ,in his crutch started to..................
  19. The RAAF did something similar although no where near as long . They flew a canberra bomber through a hanger in 1970,s,,,,,,,and the old canberra is a much bigger plane lol.
  20. ............the broken buckle on his pants and as he ran they started falling down and his..................
  21. .sea and started swimming as fast as he could, OT caught it on video as ratty swam for his life,[ heres the video] after reaching the other bank of the river he d..........
  22. Covid-19 is in the process of being contained, but viruses will continue to challenge us. A medical doctor friend recently told me she nearly died two years ago from viral pneumonia. It was a reminder that viruses normally kill more Australians every year than Covid-19 has managed to do over the past 12 months. reference:https://www.aspistrategist.org.au/remember-the-seasonal-flu/
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