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Bear with me while I get the Polar ity set.

I was being tailgated one night so I just put the left wheels in the gravel on a turn, the ensuing gravel shower they experienced encouraged them to leave a little bit larger gap that the one between his ears.

This doesn't work with women.

Truck tailgating in this video. If he hadn't he might have been able to reduce or eliminate becoming part of the accident that happened in front of him.

This would make it easier to trim.

It wasn't something that just popped into his head.

They make it very easy to adjust it and in case there is any flex in the tail. The real question should be is, how do you climb up the crossed ladders?

Blow me over.

Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortise had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?" His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven." "Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mum today!" "What do you mean?" said Dad. "Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mum flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't have been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

Thank you Ian for going to such lengths to protect our passwords. I would hate if anyone found out my password was ladyboy69

When dwarfs go bad. I noted that the Police Department and Ambulance service are short staffed.

Strip insurance is something RA Aus should look into for the benefit of its members. With the appropriate plans that can be then vetted by a suitably qualified person then an insurance policy could be issued on a per plane levy. Have 12 planes visit, pay 12 levies. My Motorcycle Club is a member of Motorcycling South Australia which provides us insurance for events for a levy on each entry.

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Don't mess with Chuck Norris.

Phil and Bex have been spotted.

G Clamps! You said no specialist tools required. #dealbreaker

OK it's not Aviation Laughter but it is funny.

Especially French Fries.

Maybe it'll be the first Christmas she hasn't had make to dinner for a ever growing crowd of people. She might get to actually enjoy her first Christmas in several decades. Test will be if she wants to spend next Christmas in hospital, healthy or not. All the best to Old Ma Emu, Regards, PA

Talk like a Jedi.

As we get ready to experience another festive season, take a moment to think back to a simpler time when the Christmas Kangaroo would bring presents for the children.

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While en-route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness because the man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife, naked, with a man. The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts, 'Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money. HE paid for the Porsche I gave you. HE paid for your new 25 ft. Ranger Fishing Boat . HE paid for your Football season tickets. HE paid for our house at the lake. HE paid for your new Cirrus SR22. HE paid for your Golf Trip to St Andrews and your new 4 x 4. HE paid for our country club membership and he even pays the monthly dues!' Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, 'What would you do'? The cabby replies, 'I'd cover him with that blanket before he catches a cold.'

At a wedding ceremony the minister asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a child. She stood up and started walking slowly towards the minister. Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride threw the bouquet and burst out crying. Then slowly the groom's mother fainted. The Best Men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation. The minister asked the woman, "Can you tell us, why you came forward? What do you have to say?" There was absolute silence in the church. The woman replied, "We can't hear at the back."

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