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Emergency Landing Liverpool Golf Course
PA. replied to Cosmick's topic in Aircraft Incidents and Accidents
If you want to scare away the Roos and Golfers that weighs less 100 grams, then this will blow you away. It recharges with a bicycle pump so you can let people blow your horn anytime. Bike Air Horn - Rechargeable with Pump | Jaycar Electronics -
It's not the camera that's disabled.
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You don't buy drinks, you only rent them.
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A woman calling my name out in the dark will make me come.
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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment. 'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, Which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, And we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship, And your parrots are sure to stop saying... That phrase…In no time.' Thank you,' the woman responded, 'this may very well be the solution.' The next day, She brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in, She saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, She walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, The female parrots cried out in unison: Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' There was stunned silence. Shocked, One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, 'Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!'
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Electronic voting could be good... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80kUed21j9s
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Trust he is not getting paid.
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Can't turn, Can't climb, Can't run: F35 problems
PA. replied to fly_tornado's topic in Military Aviation
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Sherlock international .... New strip on way
PA. replied to flyerme's topic in AUS/NZ General Discussion
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A husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing... Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Oh, I’m not sure. About five-feet four. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat . Sergeant: Colour of eyes? Husband: Never really noticed, brown or green. Sergeant: Colour of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Usually a skirt or slacks and a blouse or polo top. I don’t remember exactly. Sergeant: What kind of car did she go in? Husband: She took my sports coupe. Sergeant: What kind of sports coupe was it? Husband: Mercedes-Benz CL65 AMG 7G-Tronic finished In Magnetite Black Metallic with Black Soft-Leather Electrically Adjustable and Heated AMG Front Sport Seats with Memory; Brushed Aluminium trim with Piano Black Cappings; Unmarked 19" AMG Multi-spoke Alloy Wheels; Tyre Pressure Monitoring; Panoramic Glass Electric Tilt/Slide Sunroof; COMMAND On-line with HDD Wide Screen Satellite Navigation; Blue-tooth Telephone Connectivity; Multi-Media Interface for MP3, Ipod etc; Superb Sound System With DAB and Harman-Kardon Sound Upgrade; Leather Trimmed AMG Multi-Function Steering Wheel with Paddle Shift; Parktronic Front and Rear Parking Sensors; Parking Assist; Attention Assist; Speed Limit Assist; Electrically adjustable, heated door Mirrors with Power-fold; Electrically Adjustable Steering Column; Bi-Xenon Headlights with Power-wash and Auto Activation; LED Daytime Running Lights; Cruise Control; Rear Privacy Glass; AMG Carpet Overmats... At this point the husband starts choking up..... Sergeant: Don't worry, we’ll find your car...
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Radial engine in a car.
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Just came across these videos.
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My car was written off and my wife's car sustained $14,000 damages when an uninsured girl who was texting ran into the back of us as we sat stationary at some lights. Our insurance company paid out on my car and repaired the wife's car without us paying anything and they then chased her for payment. I expect they are getting $50 a month for the next 50 years from her. Bottom line, not my problem, that's why I pay insurance.
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Buy the plane under one entity then sell it to a another entity, pay the USD $5,000 fee and the new owner does not have to comply with any conditions of the original contract. Small price to pay if you need to take them to court at a later date.
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A tweet from a new father : "I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
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Taildragger.
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Obama Fried Chicken?
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Range Rovers are the most Environmental vehicles available, they will break down in the bush.