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    .......Fred from IGA. "Uf you luft the nose wheel sux or suvn unchs the mine wull always hut." and the posts started again, quite a few saying "Been rubbing noses again?" Thus started a ...........
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    ......rivetting the hoses on instead of using hose clamps. The argument lasted through 1500 posts, with some arguing that the water leaks out and others arguing who needs it and yet others wanting to know who was going to Old Station again this year and a few quietly asking how to straighten a nose wheel when it .........
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    ........Kim, to stop whining (anothert term describing the envronmental noise of a Rotax), and get on with it. Kim introduced ground-breaking anti-whining laws and the population.......
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    No they don't.
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    Maurice Blackburn are Public Liability lawyers, so I would expect a PL civil case to follow the Coroner's finding. That's the usual process.
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    ......say "How much you offerin' Bro?" The Vice Chancellor nearly crapped himself, knowing that if the University gave Kim the skills he needed with a BeatingTrump Degree it might become know that BUGC was a fake, so he .........
  7. turboplanner
    ....and below that a Bell, and below that Bond University. It was the latter rather than the former that caused Turbo to regretfully decline the offer of half the profits of the following year. As we know, Bond University teaches.............
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    ........interested I need to sell a brewing company so I can buy an airship [avref] to dangle ...............
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    .....Magna Carta Aviation Chapter. Surprisingly they were representing that scion from Peppermint Grove, and entertainer at the Freshwater Latte Joint, OT, where there was a tasteless photo up on the wall which in some ways was similar to the Big Fish people stuffed and put on restaurant walls. The Freshwater was a daily breakfast must for Alan Bond and it was said he would be staring at this ............
  10. turboplanner
    ........fleece the National Health Service with any ailment that meets the category for a Doctor's claim, which is then used to finance Jaguar the Indian Automotive company which competes with Tata. It was Jaguar or course which recently bought out the rights to Drifter and Thruster which will shortly be supplied out of India as Jaguars. Hopefully their fuel pumps won't keep failing and ..........
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    .....leg, or hind leg as the case may be. Turbo was interested in the above diagrammes because on his days of in the Khyber incident as the British Newspapers were allowed to call it, he studied medicine under Mahatma La, and this diagramme was the final exam for the Bachelor of Medicine degree. Some of the bones like the coccyc had different names then, but the British decided to eliminate Indian students from becoming doctors, so they chaged the syllabis to Latin. It didn't work of course; the Indian students printed their own degrees and these days dominate England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland giving out .........
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    coxic when the person lands after flying through the air. Sunday was the day when bull......
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    regulations such as not putting your finger into the prop arc to see if it hurt or not impersonationg a CASA FOI just because your don't want any visitors, and on Sundays ......
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    Explanation: Cappy's eyesight isn't what it used to be; we caught him humping a hollow log recently. Turbo is the one left shoulder, and he had to lead Cappy into position after he was found standing in a daisy pot.
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    ........story when it made headlines around the world made Trump look like the Weeties Boy. Klaus had been loved by all when he was the European Loans and Corporate Assistance go to in Gland, Switzerland and Turbo often had lunch with him while he was in Gland trying to persuade Ramsar to declare his cat farms Ramsar sites. "At first he seemed a nice sort of person" said Turbo, "but I noticed that I always had to pay for lunch, and when my change came back he always took it." "I was warned by the Ramsar Convention Secretary, Steve O'Track, who was an Australian that he was cleaning out the rich and famous on a scale of Trillions of dollars."Adolph "As we know, he was born Klaus Schicklegruber in Austria, the nephew of Adolf Schicklegruber who went on to wreck half the world." bull had been listening intently, because he had been following Klauss's instructions to live your life eating beetles and sending 110% of your income to WEF, and bull ......
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    That's why Self-reported is not a good way to go for a safe industry
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    We could get them in the Incorporated Association days which is why we had a lot more discussions on actual issues which were happening. Not so sure with the arms length limited company, except perhaps attending the AGM as a shareholder and asking a string of questions.
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    And for this case you're interested in check the Austlii website to see if it's on the site yet, because that will include the decision and details
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    Talk to a Public Liability lawyer to see what separations, if any, there might be between the company and you in the scenarios you raise.
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    ".........the currants in these buns over here." All talk in the room ceased, you could have .............
  21. turboplanner
    ........concern to the group because Turbinia had a phobia about blowflies. If she saw one she would spray several cans all over Turbo and Cappy and the usual guests, then call up the crop sprayer and have him spray the district, so there was a bitter taste when eating steaks, drinking wines, brushing teeth and so on for weeks. If anyone complained they'd get a spray in the face. There was a new publican in town and .......
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    ...adapt from his somewhat lewd stories about the Bone Mile High Club, to the close knit brother/sister families of Tasmania where the most obvious spectacular story lines are never mentioned, to the Club type Kappoka language, and bull's first story was about another story told by Cappy about the time on the Khyber Pass when another British soldier told the story which started with Corporal Turbo cleaning his shoes .......
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    I just knew you had to be a bureaucrat Skippy. Problem is they are not going to tell you what they do or how they do it. As and example an official rocked up to work one day and asked if I could identify a white truck from a witness description. A crie had been committed and they would normally know which truck they were after but a crucial piece of infrastructure was out of order that day. I mentioned that was looking for a "White Male" but that didn't get me anywhere. As I asked question after question it was clear he wasn't going to give up. I asked to talk to the witness and he told me the witness would likely be killed if that happened. Around the fourth hour I'd whittled it down from 560,000 to about 40,000 and asked him if he was prepared tp have people speak to each person. He said Yes, it was that important. After another couple of hours we got it down to ten and a person to talk to. A couple of weeks later he made the newsmedia standing in front of the truck in a major multi-State arrest. No one in the area had any idea any of this was happening.
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    Enough amazing stories here to write a book. If you want to find out exact details, contact Department of Home Affairs, Cyber & Infrastructure Security Centre.
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    ....terms like Voiler or Mae West or Gendame. The Kappoka room had a certain smell to it, so the postings were usually brief but one caught the Journalist's eye. Normally the highlight of his day was when Cappy came in and started his post with "When I was a Colonel in His Majesty's India Lancers" and wrote a hilarious story, but he never followed the script. The "script" was a subject chalked up on the blackboard every day by the Journalist and everyone was supposed to stick to the subject so when all the posts went into the newspaper there was some continuity. Cappy would test him every day, on one occasion writing 1500 words which had nothing to with the subject and then the last word capturing the subject exactly. The particular post was from bull, a stranger to Kappoka.............
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