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  1. turboplanner
    Is it legal?
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    ......begin the killing dive. Just then they heard on their radios "Hey buddies, what's up; have you downunder guys fallen off yet, har har, does New Zelland have electric light yet?, is it true you eat your young?, A'm frum Tixas". The Australian and New Zealand flyers instantly melted together in formation and headed for this loud mouth ...............
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    ............chops. bull's haka was ferocious, all the more so from being a New Tasmanian and being required to learn the ancient Tasmanian Hakka which is it's correct name. They didn't call the sea which washes up on the eastern side of New Zealand the Tasman Sea for nothing, and the name New Zealand is because the Tasmanians wiped out the old Zealand warriors who fought like girls. bull explained all this in his Hakka, but he'd made the mistake of getting just a little too far away from OT, Cappy, Turbo and CT, and the New Zealanders rushed him and tore a new nose and ..................
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    ........protest freom the New Zealanders. New Zealanders didn't have very good school teachers and the typical New Zealander would protest that the water for their cups of tea at recess hadn't boiled long enough, or anything to distract trhe teacher. The New Zealand team argued that ..............
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    ......ssing the great AUF; we are the greatest! There was a snigger from OT and a cough from Andy and bull realised he was going to have to take firm action so he ......
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    How many lumens? That's what counts.
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    .......massacre#1 them,but Andy just called OEHOR a "girl". As all of us know by now, this was not the smartest thing to do. OEHOR .............. #1 Definition: to take two people out and dance with them.
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    .......boogie. Now astute NES readers will notice that bull knew just how to play senior officials, appearing to grovel by using OEHOR's formal name. OEHORE visibly preened at this and Cappy and Turbo, arguably two of the most skilled pilots in the AUF, who knew what a stall was and could hold a bearing, got the parson's nose of the formation for the rest of the day. CT was on the left, even further out and one-post Andy was on the far right although some said a trike belonged to a five year old. And so, the AUF equivalent of the Blue Angels started its routine for the day with flying straight and level. On the third try ...........
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    .........then bull came slowly into view. He'd taken to eating hos own prawns for breakfast while out on the trawler and had been picking the last stubborn shell out of his teeth. bull keyed the mic and said in fornmal AUL radio protocol "Where do you want me Onesie?" OneTrack .........
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    ...Cigar from his pocket and began to imitate Churchill with his two finger salutes to the crowd, pulling out at the last second which was something he always had done up to now, but .............
  11. turboplanner
    Don’t be disgusting.
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    ........the AUF Aerobatics team, and the CASA Ramp Check Team. Turbo started to get nervous. Sitting in the Moth before his turn in the box at the Grong Grong Advanced Aerobatics Week, he noticed his hands shaking and he was sweating with fear. He got out of the Moth and tried to roll it back out of the queue, but the way was blocked by an over-eager Cappy who'd pushed two wide, so there was nothing for it but to face the music. "Toughen up!, you're an ace aerobatics pilot! he told himself but an unhelpful voive came back "No I'm not" and he wondered if he could pull it off this time. He sat looking up at the box, and noticed OT (sponsored by Kalgoorlie Tarts) making mistake after mistake, losing points by the second and he relaxed "I couldn't do worse than that" he said to himself and no one disagreed, so he kept rolling until it was his turn...............
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    .......a rebore to get more capacity, shaving the head for higher compression, grinding and opening up the gas flow (being careful not to grind the guide flush). He also recontoured the big end. He adjusted the timing, used a lower viscosity oil, and quickly passed Cappy, becoming a favourite of the judges who...............
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    ....in the case of the Chinese, scrutable. Not many people know that Turbo was quite a good aerobatic pilot, but he never won a championship because he only flew a Moth Minor, so always had trouble keeping it in the box whereas Cappy had no problemas because he had the more powerful Puss Moth. However in one competition ........................
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    Don't get carried away with yourself Skippy, that's a marketing term related to the staff performance in getting deliveries out fast.
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    A lot of flap jawing above these two paras. Para 1 Where is counts; the survival of passengers and crew in an accident the concrete was a stupid design and hard to comprehend. The T VASI landing systems manufactured in Australia had a mandatory requirement for the mounting feet to be frangible because these locations were usually where an aircrtaft would be out of control; aircraft could skid into it or could charge into the light area. Para 2 Of course it wasn't the cause of the trajedy but it certainly killed the people who crashed into it.
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    Aerobatic Aces (AA) kept trying and some managed to lose their beer guts, others overcame the severe pain of sore backs and yet others ..........
  18. turboplanner
    ........Pokahontas Split. Many of the world's top aerobativs pilots aspired to this but they were never able to.....
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    .....bend the vertical stab if overdone and to finish off, a Schafenstaker skid to .......
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    17 degrees left followed by ...........
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    ......she would have to work to earn that crust [thanks to Cappy for the spelling correction) and get him out of there before he started to smell. Impressed with the recent delivery of a trophy to the Bathurst race track. She had bought herself an Extra. These handy aircrtaft could land up the side of a steep hill like Conrod straight. She thought the Khyber Pass would be a breeze, but a hundred thousand Khybers, nopne of whom could shoot straight, thought otherwise and ........
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    That's him, QBE himself, but first it may be worth calling RAA and finding out what exactly happens with a passenger on board, and getting the full details of what is covered. It looks to me like the Base $20 m. cover works, but if the passenger is only compensated up to $250,000.00 that RAA may be able to get a low cost add on extension.
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    If it's any help I googled "public liability companies + aviation australia" and you wouldn't believe who was just sitting there.
  24. turboplanner
    Was that engine thrust we could hear or just scaping metal?
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    .......gyrating up and down (even though it was steep and rocky) the Khyber Pass oblivious to the bullets flying in all directions as the Khybers tried to hold themselves together while at the same time getting the Princess in the cross hairs but firing too soon. The wounded Turbo, his right stibula hurting from another bullet wound tried to warn Poka but she cust him off at the pass (that's where the saying comes from), and before he could ...............
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