Captain
-
Posts
10,361 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
24
Content Type
Profiles
Forums
Gallery
Downloads
Blogs
Events
Store
Aircraft
Resources
Tutorials
Articles
Classifieds
Movies
Books
Community Map
Quizzes
Videos Directory
Everything posted by Captain
-
..... expulsion of .....
-
I'm sure that all informed NESers were aware that during 2020 to 2023 this GOFR work was the reason why all AUF aircraft became either very wide or very long ......... as they were designed to maintain social distancing with the pilot and passenger needing to be at least 2 metres apart. Those aircraft might be a tad difficult to sell unless Bird Flu GOFR (BFGOFR) needs social distancing to be 2 m or more.
-
.... is methane powered and sounds like a .....
-
.... "A Rebel Without a Because", ....... because his initial aim with GOFR was to declaw the little buggers, after he had been attacked, with intent, by 300 rebel catfarm moggies and they had gone straight for Turdy's ..... welcome back captain bull
-
.... but when somebody developed the sniffles in Padua, it became evident that as well as designing the wing X-section for the F35, Leonardo had been messing around with Gain of Function Research and the Isosceles were equivalent to Pangolins in 2020. (In the GOFR lab, Leo was known as Tony Turbine the twerp and the Turbine family still denies his involvement to this day). The Isosceles were also regarded, back in the 1500's, as akin to whales, where they were used to produce perfumes and oils after wringing them out before they were taken to the market to be grilled. As a strange twist of fate, which doomed the Isosceles to extinction, AGIP had found a way to use them to make 2-Stroke oil and it was this oil that enabled the V8 BlueHeads to reliably produce the extreme HP that they did. The only issue was that ........
-
...... then again, as Leonardo Turbine (my close & best mate, Turgid Plonker Turbine's brilliance and forward thinking so often reminds my of Leo) often lamented from Gwangju and from Padua, the angle of the .......
-
..... Amelia Turbine made the sandwiches plus brewed the coffee, before saying "That in her experience over the Pacific, .....
-
.... what Orville Turbine (III) wants, he usually got. Although Kingsford Smith Turbine and Douglas (Bader) Turbine preferred drive through a gearbox, but in his usual left field way, Leonardo Turbine wanted to use the mean & green quantum physics drive unit that he had conceived in 1510 and as he was a pretty pushy bloke, the Turbine family met to discuss the merits of each, and ......
-
...... Evinrudes that Turbo has lunched over the years). Turdboy has one of the most extensive collections of buggered up Evinrude engines in the world and Turbine Crass Monuments PLC is considering building a pyramid next to the other poxy out-of-place pyramid at The Louvre (see below photo), to display them. Meanwhile, and back to the present day, Turbo's last post (uphisKhyberref) has disclosed the secret development in OT's new workshop (Onesie is the 2024 Ralph Sarich of WA, given his automotive innovations ..... OEHOR is expected to receive his 2nd WAO 1st Class award for excellence, being the Order of Western Australia or WAKO as it is coloquially known), where this great engineer has taken a file and hacksaw and a lathe, and has grafted 2 blueheads together to make a V4 that is destined to ..... The proposal by TCMPLC is to construct a much larger pyramid outside The Louvre (to be known as the Turdamid) that will be thrice the size of the present one and will be filled with his lunched outboards .... and a few of his international bravery awards.
-
.....mble, as by chance, while we all know that bull came from bone, he was actually conceived on the Wimbledon Common, where Liz documented the family history and where ........
-
...... and in true captain bull fashion, he went straight for the prize, not realising (or did he?) that he still his middle finger dominant and erect, so that the lady was ......
-
Side note ---- This near catastrophe is when Turbine Swimming Lessons P/L and the more advanced Turbine AIS Olympic Training PLC got their big start.
-
..... fell in the water too, with the CASA johnnies going down and meeting the Bluehead Drifter drivers coming out. This resulted in an interesting but confusing amalgam of .......
-
It was a "stirring" based on her memory of some good and torrid times with bull.
-
..... reference to "inside the box" awakened considerable interest from Mavis and caused great consternation amongst the Moderatti. "Goodness" said Moderator 6 at the start of the Moderatti Illuminatti Conventionatti (held via a Zoom (avref) meeting after dinner last night. "Could Turbo be over the line (again) and secretly referring to a v........
-
As vital info for NESers, Cappy's latest detective work has discovered that Mahmy is also the force, and the name, behind Marmite, and he has now retained Turbine marketing to elevate Marmite above Vegemite in the eyes of OZ consumers. Readers will detect that the below new avant-garde hippy colours and the shallow smiley face, with lolling tongue, are selfportrait-like Turbine trademarks, but as is usual with the outcome of Turbine marketing programs, Aussies are really taking to this new look and Turbo's multi $ million bonus is almost assured. (Note how they have pinched the lid shape and colour from Vegemite jars).
-
..... who was known as MaH My to his mates (who would then take the piss every Friday night when he would drive them to the pub, and they would say "Are we there yet Mahmy?". Mahmy, however, was a smart little Maharajah who had been dux of his year at the Moorabbin TAFE, and he made a(nother) fortune when he licenced the term "The Great Race" to be used a minumum of 7500 times each time the race was held and the commentators on the TV drove everyone mad using the term every year. Mahmy was so switched on to the Aussie psychi that he also registered in 1970, then licenced the names "Brocky", "DJ", "Moff" and "Scafey" + a set of Sup Regs that he had also previously licenced to NASCAR .... so the cars are now actually all the same with a different badge on the grill. However the Mahmy and his crowd of rowdy mates got bored with Bit-Of-a-Hill Panorama and turned their attention to .......
-
All NESers, and particularly those couple of hundred new members, should be aware that this has been the modus operandi of the Turbine Clan, ever since the well documented Turbine Ides of March affair was recorded near the Pizzarea in downtown Rome. It is also rumored that Turbine Pontius Pilot/Golgotha were behind that bit of an enduring story in Jerusalem, ....... where Turbine Carpenters and Woodworkers built the cross after having constructed a Manger for a little tacker some 32 years before, ...... so what would be the odds for Turbo's ancestors having made a few sheckles on that little kiddie's arrival and also on his departure? (They must have been well paid as if the latter is true, they must have had crews working through the leadup to both Christmas and Easter, so it would have been hard to get good tradies). Even as of a day or so ago, Turbine CIA have been rumored to have been involved in some chopper prang in Iran. So, a warning for you all not to cross Turbo, as his stratagem may sometimes compensate for his lack of talent (so he then hires other people that know what they are doing), but with a lack of talent, Turbo has demonstrated that you are, or will be, screwed.
-
..... of them showed his hand and declared that he/she was part of the Undercover Walloper Division (UWD) of the AUF and that names have been taken, to be reported "upstairs" to the ......
-
...... Jitmaa was despatched in the tried and proven manner that was taught to them by the battle proven tactics of Turbine French Foreign Legion PLC, which...... Turbine Industries had taken over the FFL when France found it a bit expensive to run, and had made good use of them ever since to achieve policy change and policy "development" around the world.
-
..... did happen to overrun, you could just use somebody else's rego number, so landing and penalty fees were just .....
-
.... discounted joint membership of the KPSAL & the KPRVRACSF, plus the added bonus of a couple of .....
-
.... the Khyber Pass Residents, Visitors, Rebels and Common Soldiery Forum, where he was a Moderator and was considered an expert in ......
-
..... who had written some new jokes and were keen to use them to taunt the Raj. "Hey you Jackoffbites, you can stick your black watch as I prefer a Seiko with a grey dial". The Gungadins were all a titter after unleashing that level of humour, and Colonel Unlocks (known as Col to his mates), stepped out from his hidey hole behind 10 rows of the common soldiery and called .....
-
...... downed a bottle of gin for Jack and a quart of Pims for Arthur. Arthur, the Company Drifter, the Company Bike, and a barrel of Pims were the key components in the Khyber story about the ....
