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..... the opportunity, & the ladies, and locked them in a bungalow ..... not with nefarious intent, but just because people tend to always bugger off when Ratso gets somewhere near the most interesting (sic) part of his stories (a bit like your grandfather locking neighbours in for a slide night to show them all the zoos that he visited around the world). Cappy, being octolingual was able to get through to both ladies simultaneously in their own native lingo, and the girls were rivitted (one was like Onesie and had apparently only been rivetted once previously) so Cappy's story went .....
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..... Nobu's younger sister and Chinese lady from Shenzhen, who were interested in a th.....
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...... a fishing competition and a contest to see who had or was the best lei. The unpredictable outcome was that old bull was a ...... Ratty does understand how his time up the Khyber may attract homophobic connotations, particularly where Turbo was also involved, but Ratso can assure all concerned NESers that he and his great mate, Turdboy, are as straight as the Great Ocean Road or a Vicmanistan politician.
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.... will also involve a contingent of .....
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NB .... South Pacific is also very popular with Captain bull, whose favourite song while driving the blue fishing boat is "There Is Nothing Like a Dame" ...... even moreso if he has been ladyless at sea for several weeks.
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..... we will use Onesie, dressed as Bloody Mary & swearing like a Khyber Pass trooper, to lead the attack, which will then be ....... Onetrack in costume (on the left) preparing for the attack. He is actually taller than that, and the same height as the skinny bloke in the middle, so they stood him in a deep hole. OT likes shells and provided his own necklace with shells collected from Rotty.
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...... decided to get the moggies under control by using his experience from the trenches and caves of Bora Bora (bull had been retained by OBL and the Taliban to plan the .....
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..... serious blue, and it was Cpartin that was the biggest troublemaker. Their time at the cat farm with Tubby (sometimes joking called Tabby behind his back) meant that many of the moggies had taken on some of Turbo's personality traits and that spelt trouble for bull as he was ejected from the cartwheeling Drifter and tried to land on his feet. "That landing looked a bit like Nadia Cominich, although a tad more portly" said Cpartin "So .......
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...... eading the NES while licking his b.......
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..... 's natural muscle memory skills kicked in and he threw ......
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..... (avref), and then .......
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..... for our beloved & dynamic captain bull, herding cats was akin to his passion (avref) for fire walking and .....
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..... his new business caĺled "Mile High Adventures", which he allied with his existing flying (avref) tour titled "Fascinating Places to See in Tasmania" (the highly regarded FPtSiT tour). However there had always been one key issue with the FPtSiT venture, which was compounded when he added MHA to the itinerary, and that was that Tasmania and "Fascinating Places" go together like pork and middle eastern religions, and this caused bull some .....
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..... really, really bitter & twisted (JaquiLref), before she had fully considered her ......
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...... a vision of loveliness (a VOL) far hotter than anything he had seen, or experienced, anywhere in Tasmania (the Canteen Coffee Lady (the CCL) or Jaquie L even). "Wow" thought bull, taking notice of his body's reaction and wheeling out his most suave chat-up line "How about a quick .....
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..... to account. Then bull became The Count von Count, wrapped Mavis in his black leather cape, and said "One, ....... bull with his infinity sign
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.... ern arm of the Don River so that his revered Captain could get off at Inveroona and go to the local .....
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...... slip and slide almost in unison. Casual observers admired his crossed controls and his side slips, which provided a better show than the professionals at Avalon or the amateurs at Natfly. Bull turned on his Eriksson flip phone, in expectation of a call from Red Bull, but all he got was a ......
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. .... but such a thing is just a mere detail to Captain bull, and as usual he set about quickly addressing the issues that he could control by following the most valuable rules in aviation (avref). He applied the most proven mnemonics ...... Eyes outside, and then he considered ......
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..... instead of a string of bunnies on his hip, there were numerous baby dolphins that were ready for the pot, or for further processing, plus there were dolphin skins wired onto the bow sprit. (What a ct this spit of our beloved CT must be). Captain Bull considered what to do as he ......
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..... whether there were any hot chicks in the crew of the stricken vessel. The world's seafarers always did, and always will, respect old bull, as he was only trying to protect female crew members from danger, before he took the Esmerelda in close enough to see the ......
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..... combined with the figurative big stink, led to a dire situation that brought into question the singular transportation of prawns, and made .....
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...... the extra oxygen would restore the Drifter's magnificent power and the air amsl would lift the efficiency of that exceptional wing profile to .....
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..... an occasional Liberal voter who also liked One Nation, because, as a Tasmanian interior decorator, he thought that Pauline's carpet would also match the drapes. But most of all he fancied the "Big White Praen" of Tasmania, Jaquie Lambie, who bull really wanted to join him on the prawn trawler where they could ....... bull carries the following photo in his wallet (which is now bulgeing unbelievably beyond expectations from his prawning exploits), and bull bulges when he looks at the photo too ...... plus he has it tattooed on his right one (bicept that is).
