Captain

.... they thought it appropriate to circumcise him with an oyster & then treat it with a mix of Rainbow (c) brand chili & iodine, before adding .....

..... started with the endearing phrase "Hey whitey, what you doing on my land, but if you pay me enough you can .....

..... field (bullref ........ recumbentbull, not sittingbull), the .....

.... because Jackson said "Don't you dare denigrate my Aunty Mum, as she plays the didg, the pokies, the .....

..... experiencing the delights of the Mexican rainbow serpents that are stuffed into tequila bottles to .....

..... take up the issue with CT as it was he that considered that flanno is the ideal material to use when an A380 has had a bumb scrape (avref), as CT had previously tested it on his .....

..... knotted, using the bark from the sacred baobab tree, which was used by my rainbow ancestor mob to make the rope that Captain (respects etc to Uncle Crappy) Cook used to tie up the Endeavor in Cooktown, and it was little known that we then sponsored his trip to see the eclipse as long as he used our rope to promote it in NZ and the Islands, under our free no trade/no work agreements of 1740 white fella time. That rope was also used to define the boundary when we invented cricket in about 1067 white fella whacky calendar date. These dates meant that.....

.... and identified the fish in the rainbow 5 streams as "Crap". But then issued a general correction by rainbow smoke signals, that he had made a spelling mistake and that should have read "Carp". "Oh Crap" said .....

..... A380 that I bought cheap after it scraped its bum landing at DG International. Now it looks like the white trash working class equivalent of that crass red Qantas Jumbo that was painted in the colours of our Aboriginal brothers, who, by the way, have submitted a claim for my joint & my rainbow bunnies, plus for the 5 rivers and the rainbow carp that .......

..... 15, when a gaggle of Houzoes came up to the sacred 5 rivers looking to plant the seeds for an unauthorized low cost housing development, without the prior approval of the DG Development Corporation ..... who play for keeps. I took their flanelette shirts as trophies and used them to .....

.... that CT was pleased to see her (or him ...... NTTIAWWT), and that continued on to were CT made a real CT of himself, by ...... Your beloved Cappy is presently in Nova Scotia teaching the Jedi arts to the Canadian military and lecturing on Recreational Aviation Law. When Cappy saw the below in the BLB, it was just like the BOB in Baylis St, but without Ahlox's crude, & lewd, attention seeking antics.

.... the size of that battery plus the sympathetic light on CT's moleskins made it look like he had a huge .....

..... you have the advantage, dear bull, of being a real man's man in a bent Bentley that won the Targa, so let's go down ....

..... a little hottie from the Turbine Media Conglomerate, and her cameraman/cum makeup artist. bull made his move, as he was getting sick of the same old coffee every night. bull ran a comb through his Californian Poppy, cleaned his teeth with his hanky and said in his coolest & sexiest voice "would you like to see my scar? ......... and what sort of camera do you use for your ........

..... suitable leaves for an Icelandic smoking ceremony (although bull did suggest Craven A rollies, but that was .....

.... that is the very moment that their eyes met, their hands both went-the-grope and they both, as one, bemoaned the fact that the Commonwealth Games stadiums/stadia are no longer to be constructed in DG, CTs contract has been wiped to house all the athletes in old covid hostels, and no longer will CT have the gig to fire the burning arrow that ......

..... having a small back seat, which limited Doubtfire's ability to .....

...... Doubtfire (her mates call her "Unstable Missfire") pulled up in a Police promotional Morris Major that was fitted with the latest 3-bearing 1800 cc engine, (which is about as advanced as British Lay-land ever got) and which was converted by the WW PCYC to have a S/H Waggott cam and the very latest in twin 1 1/2" SUs, plus a good dose of ......

..... that he had knocked off from one of the latest Dennis units that had been supplied to the WWFB. The Morry stood on her back wheels (Turbospeedwayexpertiseref), snorted (bulldrugdependencyref) and sprayed sand (whatisinonesie'sjockstrapref {oh the sand, the sand]) and ........... THE DENNIS AFTER LOXIE GOT THE CUMMINS OUT, THE EASY WAY.

..... his cute but very hairy Foxy Tail (Ahlox's stage, BOB and Kings X trademark) lifted up to, rather shockingly, reveal his ......

..... had won a few races wearing his gold lame sequined outfit and his purple wig, but then he unfortunately broke a heal, and Ahlox started to dominate the racing using his stage name of .....

..... considered all of the names mentioned by Turbo and declared that she was looking for the well known outlaw Pez Dispenzez and at the same time, she declared Open Season on Turbo Plannerio ....... which meant that Turbo was basically, totally .......

.... Coffee Lady was standing there beside him urging restraint. (This was the 1st time she had ever done that, as now that bull and the CL are an "Item" she usually urges bull to rise to the occasion and to use whatever is the opposite of "restraint", [except for during their rope-play, of course], but on this occasion she could see the .....

..... BULL MISTAKENLY TYPING AN NES POST ALL IN CAPS. "Are you yelling at me" responded Onesie, who has a notoriously short fuse (and temper). And then it was on for young and old, well old anyway, and bull .....

..... the colloquial term "Being in Wendys" meant that Wendy was .....