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....... and bull was enjoying himself so much that he had one too. The Drifter did a .....

..... bull tapped the fuel gauge, looked at the temperature thingy and said those fateful words that no passenger really wants to hear. hey uze said bull tighten your seatbelts and watch this as he .........

.... taking delight in competing with Qantas and dethroning the leprechaun, while going broke once or twice in the meantime. However, Bull's airline was not in this category and within months rivalled Ansett, with regional flights their specialty. Passengers loved the sightseeing from the lower levels and had plenty of time to see the sights. One flight got close to maximum endurance when it took 6 hours from Moorabbin to Devenport, and as a result, Bull decided to fit additional external wing tanks, which added endurance but further reduced ...........

.... a new 2-stroke oil to boost the power of the BlueHead, but with some decrease in reliability and TBO hours (now minutes, actually), and new wing coverings made from a Virgin's ...........

DEAR NESers ......... Just a tip. Cappy studied secret writing & spying practices at primary school and knows all about what to use to have the letters show up ......... however Cappy assures our thousands of readers that lemon juice or milk do not work on the screens (or keyboards) of Lenovo laptops, nor does a little bit of flame to heat the invisible writing. PS ......... Crappy also notices that Turbo's posts have become much more perceptive, considered, deep, friendly and less twisted, since he commenced using AI for all of his NES contributions. Overall, a much-improved experience for all of us, so thanks Elon, Bill and Dr. Google.

..... the coffee lady as head hostie, until that fateful day when ......

........ replied that those a free seats for casa staff "What?" said Shaun, (with fill punctuation) "If it's free, then I want some of that." yes replied bull i use those seats to take casa people for sightseeing trips out over bass strait or south over the peninsulaire fleurieure (note bull's heritage Francaise as he pronounces the lingo just right) but they dont usually come a second time as i speak to them about weight and balance so they go crook at me which leaves me no alternative other than to tip them out to get back into compliance "Oh crap" said Shaun, as he did, then added "And aren't you the great Infrastructure Czar, and coffee lover + international lover (Valentino style, and other styles) the Honourable Mr. Bull esq?" yes i am mate replied bull and he ..........

....... bull was pretty pleased with himself, and said f*#^ the jackoff I have just ordered a Cirrus and not just the poxy piston engined one either, i have gone all the way with bull eh (qld&bonelingoref) and ordered a jet. "But didn't we all agree to maintain a low profile while the scams were at foot?" asked the Rodent, trying to encourage bull to recall important stuff, where said recall had become an issue after the ecstasy provided by the coffee lady at the hospital (the doctors said that there was apparently a considerable period of time where all bull's blood was needed well away from the brain), yet bull doesn't miss a trick as he even claimed additional medical benefits to treat the chafing. whats a low profile responded bull who had always ..........

....... all the fancy highfalutin ones where Capital Letters were used. But Ratty was a true mate to bull, Turdboy, Onesie and even that CT from DG, so Ratty (ever the shrinking violet) suppressed his considerable ego and pledged to serve his friends in their elevated positions (he also pledged himself to being Under-Secretary [or Under-the-Table) with Chrissy if she was interested. Having such friends in high places also meant that Cappy could do a Joe Biden and collect brown paper envelopes by the thousands, because every supplier from paperclips to the High-Speed-Rail (or high speed rail as bull describes it) had to pay for access (+ for lunch) and a 25% loading on all tenders. (bull, Turdy and Onesie knew about this and once the lurk comes to a conclusion, there would be a divi-up between them all at the 2032 annual Nullarbor Fly-In. Cappy started to organise the Nullarbor Fly-In by positioned fuel drums each 10 kms so that bull could make it there in the 6-seater Jackoff, as he would be flying into the notorious Nullarbor headwind and that would surely give him the ...........

...... then Cath said "Hey Tubb, you look a bit whiter and blokier that my Daprtment Heads are allowed to be. Can you head down to St Kilda to get yourself an all-over tan, then dye those magnificent flowing blonde locks & put them up in a bun? And the Singletrack doesn't look quite dusky enough either, although being from the West he will certainly have the requisite amount of outback sand in his crack. But this bull fellow is a major worry, as he ........

.... the singleroot's (yes, he [or she {NTTIAWWT}] has only every had one) influence with The Minister. "She wants me to take over CASA, the NTSB, AOPA, the SSAA, The Aussie AeroModellers, the Aussie Space Agency (I will be the Elon Musk of a small leech infested clearing on Cape York), the AUF + Wreck Flying and roll them all into one super-department that should make it possible to fly Drifters/Thrusters/Jackoffs (they all look the same to me, anyway) all over OZ, unrestricted and up to FL 45." said Onesie in a prepared statement."Cathy King is a cracker of a person, and because her Ministerial duties cover Infrastructure, Transport, Regional Development and Local Government, she has flicked the Infrastructure bit (whatever that long word means) to bull, Turdboy's political experience & twisted personality makes him ideal to give the Councils a bloody nose & bring those little twerps back into line, I will be the boss cocky of Transport, and who cares about Regional Development, as all that matters in politics are the cities where all the tree-huggers & Voice supporters live." Cath fell over herself to endorse all that Onenooky had to say, and she added ".........

..... a massive increase in aerial tourism and Turbine Aircraft Corporation Inc ([very] TACI) captured the market by converting old Drifters, Thrusters & Jackoffs to be 6 seaters and to then ......

.... which Turbine Wedding Accoutrements added to their rice and 2000 tonnes of punched telex tape & teleprinter .....

..... sat out in the breeze ahead of the blue-head, so man-buns became destroyed combovers and man-bags turned into .....

..... had a man-bun and a man-bag (NTTIAWWT), then expected to .....

..... retaining Turbine Sports Management, the Frivolous Claims Specialists, to take action that .....

..... snicko showed that .....

.... wick ....

...... because sprag clutches are highly dangerous and unnecessary additions to the aviation scene, when perfectly good direct drive engines are available. "Did somebody say "shag crutches" asked Mavis, whose hearing has deteriorated since her time bouncing around with Turbo in the Kapooka pantry (really just a tin shed modelled after the "hotbox" in the Bridge on the River Kwai, in order to train the Kapooks on how to resist torture). "Yes Mave" replied Onesie, who would always take advantage of any misunderstanding with a lady (mavisref) in order to get his ......

............ although while heading directly away, he was still in sight 60 minutes later (jackoffref ......just say'n)

....... there wasn't one slow Kangaroo or Echidna (warning, this paragraph contains a description of a couple of thousand animals that are deceased [respects and all that]) within 50 kms of Kapooka, plus all the Koalas, Dugongs and those cute little Prairie Rats (the ones that sell insurance with a Russian accent) all mysteriously disappeared from the Dubbo Zoo. "Well, at least this meat is fresh" said the Kapooks' cookie, who loved just having to ........

..... digging a hole on which to perch, in order to get rid of/evacuate/expunge the TCAMFI food that was eaten an hour before (Many Kapooks ran a guessing competition on how long it would take, and how many Kapooks would be needed, for the hole to fill). Turbo attended a meeting with the Kapooks (where all had to leave their weapons at the door to stop undue violence) and Turdy made 2 profound statements. 1 - "I can't leave mine at the door, as it is attached to me." 2 - "This food was ordered specifically, including a specified minimum number of maggots per square inch, by the Kapooka Land Council and they know a thing or two about ..........

..... King Arthur served the Knights witchety grubs (Voiceref) on a Lazy Susan on top of the Round Table. (Susan may have been lazy, but the Knights sure made her work for her keep that night (our Robin of Locksley still smiles about it fondly as he polishes his knob on the control stick of his beer can (avref)). Turbo's above comment belittles the food gripes of the Kapooks, because it is his company that has now been proven to have refined the natural deterioration of lamb chops after a dunk in the Bidgee, and prior to serving. While his Leech Puree has been patented and has possibilities for sale to the Masai, the TCAMFI is in deep commercial doo-doo, which reminds the Kapooks, again, of the taste of Tubb's lamb chops and they really don't ............

...... manky Murrumbidgee marinated chops (with leach puree) as the national dish of the ADF. "They already are" said one if the Kapooka recruits who had signed up to the whistle-blower program. Then he (or she) added "The bush & town tucka supplied by Turbine Catering & Maggot Farmers Inc (TCAMFI) wriggles on the plate and is up the ......"

..... however by following the 10 hour rule, he was fine, so went back & recovered them, brushed off the leaches (which would be prepared separately as an entree) and invited the other Btigadeirs around for a cook-up and a ......